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12:00 PM on 10.08.2012

Trailer: Tarzan 3D

Once you get past the German, since Tarzan 3D is releasing internationally in 2013 and does not yet have a domestic release date (with good reason), you get some really bad looking motion capture animation. Tarzan jaggedly c...

Nick Valdez

3:00 PM on 10.05.2012

Hungry Hungry Hippos is a movie, apocalypse to follow

Remember that time you read about Battleship, Monopoly and Stretch Armstrong being picked up for movie adaptations and snorted 'Yeah, when are they getting started on Hungry Hungry Hippos? Amiright?!' Hollywood just called your bluff, b*tch. [via LA Times]

Xander Markham

1:00 PM on 10.02.2012

Liam Neeson admits Taken franchise has run its course

The first Taken was an experience. Somehow all of the stars aligned and made the whole thing so badass, that we're getting a sequel. Admittedly the sequel has an intriguing premise (bad guys are angry and Neeson for bein...

Nick Valdez

8:00 PM on 09.27.2012

Bay is coming back to Transformers to keep it for himself

With Michael Bay's off again on again relationship with the Transformers franchise, it ended up being no surprise that he decided to direct Trannies 4, the reboot/not reboot sequel. The worst thing about all of this...

Nick Valdez

3:00 PM on 09.26.2012

Identity Thief posters label Jason Bateman a sucker

My life gets very few moments of serendipity. I know Identity Thief, a flick about a guy named Sandy (Jason Bateman) whose identity and credit card information is stolen by Diana (Melissa McCarthy) and then comedy happens, ex...

Nick Valdez

7:00 PM on 09.24.2012

Fox still wants to make that new Mr. Ed movie

About a year ago, I pitched what is still the best idea for a new Mr. Ed film. Fox still hasn't called me back about it, but that hasn't stopped them from going ahead with this...thing. Word has it that Waterman Entertainment...

Maxwell Roahrig

8:00 PM on 09.14.2012

Universal wants more Ted and Bourne, creativity dies

At the Bank of America Merrill Lynch Media, Communications and Entertainment Conference the other day, NBC Universal's CEO Steve Burke laid out the company future's film plans (strange how we're getting all of this CEO s...

Nick Valdez

9:00 AM on 09.14.2012

Transformers 4 will surround new toys...I mean characters

And the most obvious news of the day award goes to Transformers 4: Buy Our Toys Because We Said So. Hasbro's CEO Brian Goldner (speaking at the UBS Best Of Americas 2012 Conference, according to Collider) confirmed what ...

Nick Valdez

6:00 PM on 09.12.2012

The Church of Scientology is plotting against The Master

The Church of Scientology continues its tradition of creepy, off-putting actions, this time targeting Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master. The New York Post reports that Scientologists have been "'inundating' the distributor, T...

Hubert Vigilla

8:00 PM on 09.11.2012

Marvel's awesome Phase One Blu-ray box set is delayed

Remember that awesome sounding collector's edition "Phase One" Blu-ray box set for The Avengers? Remember that it was a replica of Nick Fury's tesseract suitcase and had ten discs of Marvel owned awesomeness? Remember it supp...

Nick Valdez

3:00 PM on 09.10.2012

Vin Diesel may be the Last Witch Hunter, wears tank tops

Vin Diesel is going from a fast car drivin', triple x-in', babysittin', weird eye havin', tank top wearin' badass to a witch hunter just like those other guys. According to reports from The Wrap, Vin Diesel is in talks t...

Nick Valdez

10:00 AM on 08.30.2012

LeBron James wants Space Jam 2 to happen

When our own Max Roahrig jokingly mentioned his idea for a sequel to 1996's Space Jam to Kevin Durant, I would like to believe that set a very coincidental set of actions in motion. Oddly enough, the Warner Bros represen...

Nick Valdez

10:00 AM on 08.28.2012

TMNT reboot script leaks, not a hero in a half-shell

According to the hilariously named Ninja Turtles reboot hatin' blog, TMNT, NOT TANT, the script for the delayed Ninja Turtles remake/reboot is well...terrible. The alleged script follows Casey Jones (who is now a te...

Nick Valdez

7:00 PM on 08.24.2012

Trailer: #Holdyourbreath

#crappytitle #genericmovie #seriouslywiththehashtags? #yesthatistherealtitle #Darksiders2

Alex Katz

F**k everything, a Videodrome remake is happening photo
F**k everything, a Videodrome remake is happening
by Alex Katz

Commercials director Adam Berg will be directing a remake of David Cronenberg's classic Videodrome, a story about a skeezy television producer descending into a world of madness and hallucinations as television destroys his mind. Producing, as well as writing the script, is Ehren Kruger, writer of the last two Transformers movies. The plan is, "to modernize the concept, infusing it with the possibilities of nano-technology and blow it up into a large-scale sci-fi action thriller." David Cronenberg, when reached for comment, began running towards Universal Studios while shouting, "I'M GOING TO BLOW THEIR F**KING HEADS UP" and wielding a gun he removed from his stomach vagina.

I'm sorry, I keep re-reading the whole "large-scale sci-fi action thriller" part and vomiting uncontrollably. This is a ludicrously terrible idea that simultaneously misses the entire point of the original Videodrome while actually becoming the evil Videodrome was commenting on.

Eww. Just...eww. This is exactly what's wrong with Hollywood these days. Every single piece of it.

[Via Deadline]

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12:00 PM on 08.14.2012

Gianni Versace's rejected Judge Dredd '95 costumes

While there's a new Judge Dredd film with Karl Urban on the way, many people can't forget the 1995 Sylvester Stallone version. (Stallone would probably like to forget the movie as well.) Our own Nick Valdez made a fine argume...

Hubert Vigilla

1:00 PM on 08.10.2012

David Duchovny wants new X-Files movie against all logic

Another day, another X-Files alum talking up the possibility of a third movie despite the last one, I Want To Believe, failing to recoup even half its production budget at the box-office. This time it's 'Spooky' Mulder himsel...

Xander Markham

9:00 AM on 08.08.2012

Target's 'Hunger Games' replicas assume we all have money

Adding to the list of things we can't afford, Target has announced a 14K gold replica of Katniss Everdeen's Mockingjay pin that will cost you 999 dollars. I don't think I've ever seen that many nines put together without a de...

Nick Valdez

4:00 PM on 08.01.2012

Waiting for The Hobbit 3 info? Well, it doesn't exist yet

With all of the drama surrounding Peter Jackson's newly confirmed Hobbit trilogy, it does not help matters when there's bad news about the production of the three films. When we assumed that Jackson and Warner Bros. had every...

Nick Valdez

10:00 AM on 07.30.2012

Warner Bros. is thinking about a Shining prequel

Warner Bros. is what they like to call "quietly looking in to" doing a prequel to Stanley Kubrick's seminal The Shining. I wish I were making this up. While nothing is set in stone, writer/producers James Vanderbilt, Laeta Ka...

Maxwell Roahrig

6:00 PM on 07.27.2012

Die Hard 5 director John Moore doesn't get Die Hard

Few people would claim to be looking forward to A Good Day To Die Hard, although director John Moore (previously responsible for such cinematic masterpieces as the Omen remake and Max Payne) has sought to reassure everyone hi...

Xander Markham

7:00 PM on 07.24.2012

Abandon all hope: Martin Scorcese hawks iPhone 4S, Siri

You ever just need to have a good, long cry? This is one of those moments.

Alex Katz