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Denny's Hobbit Menu gets a sequel


OH NOOOO
Nov 07
// Nick Valdez
Yup, that's right. The artery clogging, bad cholesterol inducing Hobbit Menu at Denny's has returned for a sequel. To celebrate upcoming release of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, Denny's is doing a second run of their m...
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Atlas Shrugged makers using Kickstarter to finish trilogy


Give these people your money so they can make another box office bomb
Sep 23
// Hubert Vigilla
Were you hoping to see the final part in the film adaptation of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged? No? Ummm... Okay, well, the third and final installment of the Atlas Shrugged film trilogy is on its way, and the makers are turning t...

Uwe Boll turns to Kickstarter for Postal 2

Aug 29 // Hubert Vigilla
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Seriously
While the internet continues its post-mortem on Spike Lee's Kickstarter numbers, there's another director who's jumping into the crowdfunding fray: Uwe Boll. That's right, Uwe friggin' Boll has turned to Kickstarter to make ...

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Theater manager hires cosplay gunmen for Iron Man 3


Seriously? What the hell?
May 13
// Hubert Vigilla
In Jefferson City, Missouri, Capital 8 Theaters manager Bob Wilkins had one of the dumbest ideas ever for a publicity stunt. Wilkins hired cosplayers dressed as Iron Man and armed (!) S.H.I.E.L.D. agents to storm a screening...
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There may be little to no blood in World War Z


Surprisingly and unfortunately not a joke, mmm, ahh... I know!
Apr 01
// Flixist Staff
Greetings yet again, friends and-and-and countrymen. First, let me be a little bird real quick -- tweet, uh, tweet. I hear Flixist is now trying to open a small store in Newbridge, New South Wales, Australia and in Newbridge,...
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Kevin Smith considers Clerks sequel book rather than film


An episodic look at Dante and Randall with emphasis on "audience interactivity"
Feb 19
// Hubert Vigilla
Kevin Smith has been mulling a Clerks sequel for a bit. At the end of 2012, it seemed like the only missing piece was Jeff Anderson (Randall) signing on. But then the project kept morphing, from a film, to a web series, to a ...
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WB interested in Casablanca 2, incites global facepalming


The greatest love story ever told! Again!
Nov 05
// Xander Markham
A long-standing joke about creatively soulless Hollywood executives has a young buck standing up and proposing a sequel to the 1942 Humphrey Bogart/Ingrid Bergman classic, Casablanca. Inevitably, that joke is now threatening ...
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There's a Hobbit-themed menu at Denny's for some reason


Oct 26
// Hubert Vigilla
One year way back when I was an undergrad, I spent a lot of time at Denny's in the wee hours of the morning. It was close to my dorm, it was quiet enough, and it made for great people-watching. Example: one of the waitresses...
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New Bloodsport will not feature blood and/or sports


Which means the Bloodsport reboot will be a dirty, filthy liar.
Oct 09
// Nick Valdez
Remember when Jean Claude Van Damme, the god of badass splits himself, said that he wouldn't mind appearing in the Bloodsport reboot but no one contacted him? I remember thinking, "That's odd, it would only make the new ...
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Trailer: Tarzan 3D


Tarzan, King of the Baby Face
Oct 08
// Nick Valdez
Once you get past the German, since Tarzan 3D is releasing internationally in 2013 and does not yet have a domestic release date (with good reason), you get some really bad looking motion capture animation. Tarzan jaggedly c...
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Hungry Hungry Hippos is a movie, apocalypse to follow


God officially disappointed by human race
Oct 05
// Xander Markham
Remember that time you read about Battleship, Monopoly and Stretch Armstrong being picked up for movie adaptations and snorted 'Yeah, when are they getting started on Hungry Hungry Hippos? Amiright?!' Hollywood just called your bluff, b*tch. [via LA Times]
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Liam Neeson admits Taken franchise has run its course


"She's taken again?"
Oct 02
// Nick Valdez
The first Taken was an experience. Somehow all of the stars aligned and made the whole thing so badass, that we're getting a sequel. Admittedly the sequel has an intriguing premise (bad guys are angry and Neeson for bein...
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Bay is coming back to Transformers to keep it for himself


Sep 27
// Nick Valdez
With Michael Bay's off again on again relationship with the Transformers franchise, it ended up being no surprise that he decided to direct Trannies 4, the reboot/not reboot sequel. The worst thing about all of this...
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Identity Thief posters label Jason Bateman a sucker


Sep 26
// Nick Valdez
My life gets very few moments of serendipity. I know Identity Thief, a flick about a guy named Sandy (Jason Bateman) whose identity and credit card information is stolen by Diana (Melissa McCarthy) and then comedy happens, ex...
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Fox still wants to make that new Mr. Ed movie


Sep 24
// Maxwell Roahrig
About a year ago, I pitched what is still the best idea for a new Mr. Ed film. Fox still hasn't called me back about it, but that hasn't stopped them from going ahead with this...thing. Word has it that Waterman Entertainment...
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Universal wants more Ted and Bourne, creativity dies


Sep 14
// Nick Valdez
At the Bank of America Merrill Lynch Media, Communications and Entertainment Conference the other day, NBC Universal's CEO Steve Burke laid out the company future's film plans (strange how we're getting all of this CEO s...
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Transformers 4 will surround new toys...I mean characters


Sep 14
// Nick Valdez
And the most obvious news of the day award goes to Transformers 4: Buy Our Toys Because We Said So. Hasbro's CEO Brian Goldner (speaking at the UBS Best Of Americas 2012 Conference, according to Collider) confirmed what ...
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The Church of Scientology is plotting against The Master


Sep 12
// Hubert Vigilla
The Church of Scientology continues its tradition of creepy, off-putting actions, this time targeting Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master. The New York Post reports that Scientologists have been "'inundating' the distributor, T...
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Marvel's awesome Phase One Blu-ray box set is delayed


Sep 11
// Nick Valdez
Remember that awesome sounding collector's edition "Phase One" Blu-ray box set for The Avengers? Remember that it was a replica of Nick Fury's tesseract suitcase and had ten discs of Marvel owned awesomeness? Remember it supp...
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Vin Diesel may be the Last Witch Hunter, wears tank tops


Sep 10
// Nick Valdez
Vin Diesel is going from a fast car drivin', triple x-in', babysittin', weird eye havin', tank top wearin' badass to a witch hunter just like those other guys. According to reports from The Wrap, Vin Diesel is in talks t...
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LeBron James wants Space Jam 2 to happen


Aug 30
// Nick Valdez
When our own Max Roahrig jokingly mentioned his idea for a sequel to 1996's Space Jam to Kevin Durant, I would like to believe that set a very coincidental set of actions in motion. Oddly enough, the Warner Bros represen...
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TMNT reboot script leaks, not a hero in a half-shell


Aug 28
// Nick Valdez
According to the hilariously named Ninja Turtles reboot hatin' blog, TMNT, NOT TANT, the script for the delayed Ninja Turtles remake/reboot is well...terrible. The alleged script follows Casey Jones (who is now a te...
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Trailer: #Holdyourbreath


Aug 24
// Alex Katz
#crappytitle #genericmovie #seriouslywiththehashtags? #yesthatistherealtitle #Darksiders2
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Commercials director Adam Berg will be directing a remake of David Cronenberg's classic Videodrome, a story about a skeezy television producer descending into a world of madness and hallucinations as television dest...

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Gianni Versace's rejected Judge Dredd '95 costumes


Aug 14
// Hubert Vigilla
While there's a new Judge Dredd film with Karl Urban on the way, many people can't forget the 1995 Sylvester Stallone version. (Stallone would probably like to forget the movie as well.) Our own Nick Valdez made a fine argume...
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David Duchovny wants new X-Files movie against all logic


Aug 10
// Xander Markham
Another day, another X-Files alum talking up the possibility of a third movie despite the last one, I Want To Believe, failing to recoup even half its production budget at the box-office. This time it's 'Spooky' Mulder himsel...
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Target's 'Hunger Games' replicas assume we all have money


Aug 08
// Nick Valdez
Adding to the list of things we can't afford, Target has announced a 14K gold replica of Katniss Everdeen's Mockingjay pin that will cost you 999 dollars. I don't think I've ever seen that many nines put together without a de...
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Waiting for The Hobbit 3 info? Well, it doesn't exist yet


Aug 01
// Nick Valdez
With all of the drama surrounding Peter Jackson's newly confirmed Hobbit trilogy, it does not help matters when there's bad news about the production of the three films. When we assumed that Jackson and Warner Bros. had every...
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Warner Bros. is thinking about a Shining prequel


Jul 30
// Maxwell Roahrig
Warner Bros. is what they like to call "quietly looking in to" doing a prequel to Stanley Kubrick's seminal The Shining. I wish I were making this up. While nothing is set in stone, writer/producers James Vanderbilt, Laeta Ka...
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Die Hard 5 director John Moore doesn't get Die Hard


Jul 27
// Xander Markham
Few people would claim to be looking forward to A Good Day To Die Hard, although director John Moore (previously responsible for such cinematic masterpieces as the Omen remake and Max Payne) has sought to reassure everyone hi...

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