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Trailer: Tarzan 3D


Tarzan, King of the Baby Face
Oct 08
// Nick Valdez
Once you get past the German, since Tarzan 3D is releasing internationally in 2013 and does not yet have a domestic release date (with good reason), you get some really bad looking motion capture animation. Tarzan jaggedly c...
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Hungry Hungry Hippos is a movie, apocalypse to follow


God officially disappointed by human race
Oct 05
// Xander Markham
Remember that time you read about Battleship, Monopoly and Stretch Armstrong being picked up for movie adaptations and snorted 'Yeah, when are they getting started on Hungry Hungry Hippos? Amiright?!' Hollywood just called your bluff, b*tch. [via LA Times]
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Liam Neeson admits Taken franchise has run its course


"She's taken again?"
Oct 02
// Nick Valdez
The first Taken was an experience. Somehow all of the stars aligned and made the whole thing so badass, that we're getting a sequel. Admittedly the sequel has an intriguing premise (bad guys are angry and Neeson for bein...
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Bay is coming back to Transformers to keep it for himself


Sep 27
// Nick Valdez
With Michael Bay's off again on again relationship with the Transformers franchise, it ended up being no surprise that he decided to direct Trannies 4, the reboot/not reboot sequel. The worst thing about all of this...
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Identity Thief posters label Jason Bateman a sucker


Sep 26
// Nick Valdez
My life gets very few moments of serendipity. I know Identity Thief, a flick about a guy named Sandy (Jason Bateman) whose identity and credit card information is stolen by Diana (Melissa McCarthy) and then comedy happens, ex...
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Fox still wants to make that new Mr. Ed movie


Sep 24
// Maxwell Roahrig
About a year ago, I pitched what is still the best idea for a new Mr. Ed film. Fox still hasn't called me back about it, but that hasn't stopped them from going ahead with this...thing. Word has it that Waterman Entertainment...
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Universal wants more Ted and Bourne, creativity dies


Sep 14
// Nick Valdez
At the Bank of America Merrill Lynch Media, Communications and Entertainment Conference the other day, NBC Universal's CEO Steve Burke laid out the company future's film plans (strange how we're getting all of this CEO s...
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Transformers 4 will surround new toys...I mean characters


Sep 14
// Nick Valdez
And the most obvious news of the day award goes to Transformers 4: Buy Our Toys Because We Said So. Hasbro's CEO Brian Goldner (speaking at the UBS Best Of Americas 2012 Conference, according to Collider) confirmed what ...
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The Church of Scientology is plotting against The Master


Sep 12
// Hubert Vigilla
The Church of Scientology continues its tradition of creepy, off-putting actions, this time targeting Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master. The New York Post reports that Scientologists have been "'inundating' the distributor, T...
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Marvel's awesome Phase One Blu-ray box set is delayed


Sep 11
// Nick Valdez
Remember that awesome sounding collector's edition "Phase One" Blu-ray box set for The Avengers? Remember that it was a replica of Nick Fury's tesseract suitcase and had ten discs of Marvel owned awesomeness? Remember it supp...
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Vin Diesel may be the Last Witch Hunter, wears tank tops


Sep 10
// Nick Valdez
Vin Diesel is going from a fast car drivin', triple x-in', babysittin', weird eye havin', tank top wearin' badass to a witch hunter just like those other guys. According to reports from The Wrap, Vin Diesel is in talks t...
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LeBron James wants Space Jam 2 to happen


Aug 30
// Nick Valdez
When our own Max Roahrig jokingly mentioned his idea for a sequel to 1996's Space Jam to Kevin Durant, I would like to believe that set a very coincidental set of actions in motion. Oddly enough, the Warner Bros represen...
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TMNT reboot script leaks, not a hero in a half-shell


Aug 28
// Nick Valdez
According to the hilariously named Ninja Turtles reboot hatin' blog, TMNT, NOT TANT, the script for the delayed Ninja Turtles remake/reboot is well...terrible. The alleged script follows Casey Jones (who is now a te...
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Trailer: #Holdyourbreath


Aug 24
// Alex Katz
#crappytitle #genericmovie #seriouslywiththehashtags? #yesthatistherealtitle #Darksiders2
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Commercials director Adam Berg will be directing a remake of David Cronenberg's classic Videodrome, a story about a skeezy television producer descending into a world of madness and hallucinations as television dest...

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Gianni Versace's rejected Judge Dredd '95 costumes


Aug 14
// Hubert Vigilla
While there's a new Judge Dredd film with Karl Urban on the way, many people can't forget the 1995 Sylvester Stallone version. (Stallone would probably like to forget the movie as well.) Our own Nick Valdez made a fine argume...
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David Duchovny wants new X-Files movie against all logic


Aug 10
// Xander Markham
Another day, another X-Files alum talking up the possibility of a third movie despite the last one, I Want To Believe, failing to recoup even half its production budget at the box-office. This time it's 'Spooky' Mulder himsel...
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Target's 'Hunger Games' replicas assume we all have money


Aug 08
// Nick Valdez
Adding to the list of things we can't afford, Target has announced a 14K gold replica of Katniss Everdeen's Mockingjay pin that will cost you 999 dollars. I don't think I've ever seen that many nines put together without a de...
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Waiting for The Hobbit 3 info? Well, it doesn't exist yet


Aug 01
// Nick Valdez
With all of the drama surrounding Peter Jackson's newly confirmed Hobbit trilogy, it does not help matters when there's bad news about the production of the three films. When we assumed that Jackson and Warner Bros. had every...
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Warner Bros. is thinking about a Shining prequel


Jul 30
// Maxwell Roahrig
Warner Bros. is what they like to call "quietly looking in to" doing a prequel to Stanley Kubrick's seminal The Shining. I wish I were making this up. While nothing is set in stone, writer/producers James Vanderbilt, Laeta Ka...
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Die Hard 5 director John Moore doesn't get Die Hard


Jul 27
// Xander Markham
Few people would claim to be looking forward to A Good Day To Die Hard, although director John Moore (previously responsible for such cinematic masterpieces as the Omen remake and Max Payne) has sought to reassure everyone hi...
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Abandon all hope: Martin Scorcese hawks iPhone 4S, Siri


Jul 24
// Alex Katz
You ever just need to have a good, long cry? This is one of those moments.
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Breck Eisner is directing new Stretch Armstrong


Jul 20
// Nick Valdez
Although Breck Eisner's involvement with Relativity's new Stretch Armstrong film was announced before, back then we didn't have any tidbits of story or other information for the not-well-though-out-at-all adaptation. Through ...
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Rush Limbaugh confuses Batvillan with evil organization


Jul 18
// Maxwell Roahrig
Professional windbag Rush Limbaugh is up to his old tricks again. Is he calling law students sluts again? No, this time he's completely outraged that a supervillan's evil organization and a fictional character from a comic bo...
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The Stretch Armstrong movie is still a thing somehow


Jul 11
// Maxwell Roahrig
For some reason, people with jobs still think it's a good idea to make a Stretch Armstrong movie. Universal recently sold the rights to the flick over to the suckers at Relativity, and have hired on Breck Eisner (he did that ...
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Trailer: Red Flag


Jun 15
// Jenika Katz
A lot of writers go through a phase where they write about writers. It's a familiar subject, certainly, but also an extraordinarily self-indulgent one. In a way, it's a slightly more evolved form of self-insert fanfiction, b...
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I watched a clip of Rock of Ages so you don't have to


Jun 12
// Alex Katz
Are you looking forward to Rock of Ages? Hang on, let me stop you right there. If you were about to say, "Why yes!," then I've got some unfortunate news for you. You're an idiot. I'm sorry that I had to be the one to tell yo...
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Clive Barker writing Zombies vs. Gladiators


Jun 05
// Alex Katz
Well, this is hardly expected. Clive Barker, one of the masters of horror, especially in the 80s, has signed on to write a script called Zombies vs. Gladiators for Amazon Studios. I like that title because it means we wo...
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Tom Cruise's One Shot renamed Jack Reacher, just because


May 30
// Xander Markham
Paramount have decided to change the name of the upcoming adaptation of Lee Child's One Shot to the name of its protagonist, Jack Reacher, because we all know how well that worked out for John Carter. It's an awful decision f...
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Warners set to release The Wind from David Koepp


May 25
// Xander Markham
You can't go about releasing a movie called The Wind without expecting idiots like me to make headlines like that. Warner Bros are giving it a big push, though, and The Wind in this case belongs to David Koepp, the writer res...

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