The nation's capital is in a panic tonight over fears that - yes - the cherry blossoms are going to reach full bloom this week. But they're early! This ruins everything! If you ask me, it's time for a nice walk by the water. Looks inviting, doesn't it? That's the global warming talking.more

About five minutes before I began compiling this post, I made the decision that I would become scared of octopi. Look at that thing! It has way too many arms, suction cups, sleepy sex eyes, and nodules on its head. At least they'd make for a good big spoon. Geoff Henao: Always looking for the positives.more

Sometimes, there is only wharrgarbl. This is one of those times. Enjoy some sweet wharrgarbl (and learn to spell wharrgarbl properly after about twenty tries) after the break.more

Just in case you forgot, red pandas are adorable. If you're not a city councilman, please read this recap.more

I had to explain to someone tonight why I was creating the above header image. I didn't do a very good job, especially when it came to the part where I had to justify spending so much time trying to make the bun look pale. It was Monday, and I ate tacos. Tomorrow is Tuesday. While you ponder this tragic food recap, read the not-so-tragic generally non-food-related recap below.more

...how? They have a rapid-fire rifle that fires hot dogs? We're all doomed. The recapping is sweet, and it has come for you. Will you answer its call?more

Apparently tonight my brain decided to recall all of the viral images of, like, five years ago. First, there was Woll Smoth, who is awesome. Then there was Sink Face, which is awesome as evidenced above. Then there was Sonk F...more

Can anyone point me in the direction of a place that will sell me one of these? Preferably new, but will accept used. Dance with the recap.more

Remember planking? Remember horsemaning? Those are the worst. Unicorning is the cool thing. What is unicorning? Good question. Honestly, I don't know. Maybe it's putting horns on everyday objects. Maybe it's turning yourself ...more

It's official. They've thought of everything. Awards continue and Ghibli begins. Catch up on your Monday.more

So Beyonce's baby is cute and all but sort of has the sausage fingers. Hiyoooooo! Recapped it. It's down below.more

This is the most adorable thing you'll see all week. And yes, I'm going to ruin it with a hot dog. See the stories from this mid-week recap below.more

I'll never hide the degree to which I love modern RHCP, and this video is exactly why. Couple their inherent weirdness with a catchy yet musically immaculate song and you've got, well, you've got singing to a dog. Singing to dogs makes the world go round. Recap!more