After the Credits: Fade out
I should probably say something about the image above, but I won't. Because cake balls. So, with cake balls and Jennifer Lawrence's adorable silliness, I bid you farewell. This is going to be my last post for Flixist. Not going to bore you - I'll just let you know that it's been a lot of fun writing for Flixist, and I hope that at some point my work here brought you some joy. So I leave you with these posts. A lot of them are about the Hunger Games, which sadly has nothing to do with hot dogs. However, for a fun surprise, do a Google Images search for Jennifer Lawrence Hot Dog and see what comes up. Originals: News: Trailers and Video: Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
12:00 AM on 03.22.2012 After the Credits: Bed anywhereI someday hope to develop the special ability to make any place into the most comfortable bed ever. So far I have bed and 7:00am metro train. I'm working on it. Work on these posts with your eyes. And then go sleep on a dryer.
12:00 AM on 03.20.2012 After the Credits: BloomThe nation's capital is in a panic tonight over fears that - yes - the cherry blossoms are going to reach full bloom this week. But they're early! This ruins everything! If you ask me, it's time for a nice walk by the water. Looks inviting, doesn't it? That's the global warming talking.
12:00 AM on 03.08.2012 After the Credits: Octopi are scaryAbout five minutes before I began compiling this post, I made the decision that I would become scared of octopi. Look at that thing! It has way too many arms, suction cups, sleepy sex eyes, and nodules on its head. At least they'd make for a good big spoon. Geoff Henao: Always looking for the positives.
12:00 AM on 03.06.2012 After the Credits: WharrgarblSometimes, there is only wharrgarbl. This is one of those times. Enjoy some sweet wharrgarbl (and learn to spell wharrgarbl properly after about twenty tries) after the break.
12:00 AM on 03.01.2012 After the Credits: Red PandogJust in case you forgot, red pandas are adorable. If you're not a city councilman, please read this recap.
12:00 AM on 02.28.2012 After the Credits: Angelina's dogI had to explain to someone tonight why I was creating the above header image. I didn't do a very good job, especially when it came to the part where I had to justify spending so much time trying to make the bun look pale. It was Monday, and I ate tacos. Tomorrow is Tuesday. While you ponder this tragic food recap, read the not-so-tragic generally non-food-related recap below.
12:00 AM on 02.25.2012 After the Credits: Kim Dog Un...how? They have a rapid-fire rifle that fires hot dogs? We're all doomed. The recapping is sweet, and it has come for you. Will you answer its call?
12:00 AM on 02.23.2012 After the Credits: Sonk FossApparently tonight my brain decided to recall all of the viral images of, like, five years ago. First, there was Woll Smoth, who is awesome. Then there was Sink Face, which is awesome as evidenced above. Then there was Sonk F...
12:00 AM on 02.21.2012 After the Credits: Sex robotCan anyone point me in the direction of a place that will sell me one of these? Preferably new, but will accept used. Dance with the recap.
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