After the Credits: Unicorning
Remember planking? Remember horsemaning? Those are the worst. Unicorning is the cool thing. What is unicorning? Good question. Honestly, I don't know. Maybe it's putting horns on everyday objects. Maybe it's turning yourself into a unicorn by placing horn-shaped objects on your forehead. All I know is that I want it to be a thing - but not the urban dictionary thing. Never that. Hey, maybe I should ask Header Image Unicorn! While you consider the intricacies of unicorning, enjoy a little catchup below. Originals: Reviews: Community: News: Trailers and Video: Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
12:00 AM on 03.24.2012 After the Credits: Fade outI should probably say something about the image above, but I won't. Because cake balls. So, with cake balls and Jennifer Lawrence's adorable silliness, I bid you farewell. This is going to be my last post for Flixist. Not goi...
12:00 AM on 03.22.2012 After the Credits: Bed anywhereI someday hope to develop the special ability to make any place into the most comfortable bed ever. So far I have bed and 7:00am metro train. I'm working on it. Work on these posts with your eyes. And then go sleep on a dryer.
12:00 AM on 03.20.2012 After the Credits: BloomThe nation's capital is in a panic tonight over fears that - yes - the cherry blossoms are going to reach full bloom this week. But they're early! This ruins everything! If you ask me, it's time for a nice walk by the water. Looks inviting, doesn't it? That's the global warming talking.
12:00 AM on 03.08.2012 After the Credits: Octopi are scaryAbout five minutes before I began compiling this post, I made the decision that I would become scared of octopi. Look at that thing! It has way too many arms, suction cups, sleepy sex eyes, and nodules on its head. At least they'd make for a good big spoon. Geoff Henao: Always looking for the positives.
12:00 AM on 03.06.2012 After the Credits: WharrgarblSometimes, there is only wharrgarbl. This is one of those times. Enjoy some sweet wharrgarbl (and learn to spell wharrgarbl properly after about twenty tries) after the break.
12:00 AM on 03.01.2012 After the Credits: Red PandogJust in case you forgot, red pandas are adorable. If you're not a city councilman, please read this recap.
12:00 AM on 02.28.2012 After the Credits: Angelina's dogI had to explain to someone tonight why I was creating the above header image. I didn't do a very good job, especially when it came to the part where I had to justify spending so much time trying to make the bun look pale. It was Monday, and I ate tacos. Tomorrow is Tuesday. While you ponder this tragic food recap, read the not-so-tragic generally non-food-related recap below.
12:00 AM on 02.25.2012 After the Credits: Kim Dog Un...how? They have a rapid-fire rifle that fires hot dogs? We're all doomed. The recapping is sweet, and it has come for you. Will you answer its call?
12:00 AM on 02.23.2012 After the Credits: Sonk FossApparently tonight my brain decided to recall all of the viral images of, like, five years ago. First, there was Woll Smoth, who is awesome. Then there was Sink Face, which is awesome as evidenced above. Then there was Sonk F...
12:00 AM on 02.21.2012 After the Credits: Sex robotCan anyone point me in the direction of a place that will sell me one of these? Preferably new, but will accept used. Dance with the recap.
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