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After a a long day of stealing office supplies and sexually harassing coworkers (Alex just cant stop getting it out in the lunch room) the gang is sent to the park. Why? Well because they are so fucking boring that's why, all they do is sit at home watching TV and letting their over sized American asses grow.




So whats up in the park? Whats up with all these fucking old people and who left a sandwich on the ground? Probably Valdez... his people have yet to master the art of eating on tables.
Speaking of that lazy brown bastard, why does he look so evil. Just look at the man, it looks like he is planning to have sex with your grand dad and post pictures of it on your facebook.




It is a fine day at the park, Liz bashed a homeless mans skull in with a leed pipe, Sean made out with a really old lady, Hubert is a very old oriental man so he mostly just made food and complained about the Japanese, Valdez was fucking some old dude in the public rest room while Dre video taped it and of course Jenika and Alex was on the swings in hopes of attracting children to them... because they are cannibalistic child molesters.



After a few hours of elderly sex, murder and hot dogs the gang all return home for a fine night of leisure and well... mmmm Dre... oh god Dre just look at you, i want to cover your entire body in my hair and then lick it off. You Dre are a chocolate statue of masculine lust, thinking of you is to think of huge freshly shaven man growths dangling beneath your veiny, pulsating fish mangler.
Well fuck now my keyboard is covered in drool and... other fluids... lets move on... Make me your love toy Dre, please i love you. I will toss you salad like no one ever has before.



And now to the finale of this week... MAX AND HIS SHELVES. UUUUUUURGH LOOK AT THOSE SEXY FUCKING SHELVES, LOOK AT THAT SLUTTY TART ON THE LEFT. OH YEAH THAT SKANK LIKES IT ROUGH MAN, FILL HER UP WITH THICK JAMES CLAVELL BOOKS, THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS. HUURGH MAX JUST CANT STOP THINKING OF SHELVES AND YANKING IT IN THE BACK YARD.


Tune in next... week or something, i don't fucking know, for special guests, murder, Valdez pooping his pants, Dres 15 inch meat howitzer and of course... sexy book shelves.
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