Good gentle readers: prepare your boners.
In Ryan Gosling's directorial debut How to Catch a Monster, Mad Men star Christina Hendricks will be starring as a single mother drawn into a weird, underground fantasy world akin to Neverwhere. In all honesty, it sounds like a really neat movie, and I'm psyched to see it on its creative merits. More importantly, Christina Hendricks plays a woman who works in a fetish club. Think on that. Christina Hendricks. Fetish club. Corsets. Cleavage. Boobs. Christina Hendricks fetish cleavage. Other search engine grabber words.
If you weren't convinced that Ryan Gosling is the coolest A-lister out there, just remember that he's putting Christina Hendricks in a fetish club. Guys, this movie will probably bring world peace, eliminate the need for Viagra, and make all humanity join together in harmony. Then, a circle jerk.
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