Jupiter Ascending

First trailer for the Wachowski's Jupiter Ascending

9:00 PM on 12.09.2013 // Nick Valdez

Gorgeous mediocrity

We've had very little to go on for Andy and Lana Wachowski's follow up to Cloud Atlas, Jupiter Ascending, for the last few months now as everyone involved has been pretty tight lipped about the situation. But now that we have the first trailer for the film...we're pretty much in the same place. 

Jupiter Ascending stars Mila Kunis as Jupiter, a woman who finds out she actually has royal blood and suddenly everyone wants her dead. Channing Tatum plays the wolf-guy-elf-man-thing-soldier who's trying to protect her for some reason. Honestly, I don't really know what's going on (except that it's taking place in a futuristic Chicago). I'm sure there's a greater theme at play here, but all I can gauge from this first trailer is good looking generic action. But time will tell. Jupiter Ascending ascends into theaters July 25th. 

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Flixist's previous coverage:
Jupiter Ascending

  Feb 06

Some Like It Hot: Mila Kunis

Jupiter's not the only thing Ascending, nawmean?

  Feb 06

Review: Jupiter Ascending

A descending pun would not even come close to being harsh enough

  Jun 04

Jupiter Ascending gets bumped to February 2015

More like Jupiter Descending. No one else used this pun, right?

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