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Flix for Short: Suckablood

11:00 AM on 11.12.2012 // Nick Valdez

"Suckablood, Suckablood, I beg you come. Do slaughter my daughter should she suck her thumb."

Suckablood, from Ben Tillett & Jake Cuddihy for the Bloody Cuts series, has one of the raddest names ever. Like, for serious. In a fairy tale, moral of the story fashion, Suckablood follows a little girl as she's cursed by her crazy mother, and is visited by monsterous things. Now if the title or premise didn't catch your attention, this entire story is told in rhyme by a fantastically cheesy voice over. You interested now? That's right you are. 

[Bloody Cuts, via io9]

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