Infographic breaks down the sexual exploits of James Bond

9:00 AM on 11.08.2012 // Hubert Vigilla
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Would you, could you on a train / Or on a sexy aeroplane?

Skyfall is finally out in the United States in IMAX theaters today, with a traditional theater release starting tomorrow. It seems right to highlight this infographic that chronicles every sex scene in a Bond movie (except for Never Say Never Again, also known as The Film That Must Not Be Named.) The "nymphographic" was created by Emma Prince (aka TinyMaster), and it tallies all the women, the various sexual encounters, and the places where each tryst took place.

Surprisingly, Bond did it three times in a choo-choo train, but would not, could not in a plane. He could so, did so inside a hot tub, and even in an iceberg mini-sub. He did it plenty times on a comfy bed, and several of the ladies wound up dead.

By the way, if you haven't read it already, Matt and Xander had a great film-by-film rundown of the Bond series in last month's Across the Bond mega-feature. It's well worth your time and will help get you psyched for Skyfall.

Take a look at the infographic in the gallery.

[Movieline via First Showing]

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