Netflix Now: Bill Murray Hoax EditionWith the Disney/Netflix streaming deal, I suppose this could have been a Disney edition of Netflix Now. But instead, today's installment commemorates yesterday's hoax that Bill Murray called Harold Ramis to accept a role in Ghostbusters 3. I almost reported on it, but thankfully didn't. I needed a place to dump this header. On the note of Bill Murray, I think we still have free passes to Hyde Park on Hudson in the Washington DC area. With Disney on board the Netflix stream train, a couple of their classics are now online, including Alice in Wonderland, The Aristocats, Dumbo, The Great Mouse Detective (yes!), and Pocahontas. The Muppet Movie is also on Watch Instantly now, which fills me with something you humans call "joy." For some reason Sexy Beast being on Netflix Instant fills me with a similar sensation, if only to see Ben Kingsley pull off a great performance as an awful person. The Charlize Theron film Young Adult is now on Instant, as is the Jet Li/Tsui Hark film Flying Swords of Dragon Gate, the stonerpiece Half Baked, How I Met Your Mother (which should make Geoff happy), and Bad Boys II, which means that excrement just got actualized. Get your pot of coffee ready and check out what's new on Netflix Instant after the cut.
New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary. Weekly Netflix Now Awards Most Likely to Be Watched First Flying Swords of Dragon Gate Movie I've Been Meaning to See That I'll Finally See Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry Honorable mention: Flying Swords of Dragon Gate Most Likely to Be Watched Out of Perverse Curiosity The Demolitionist Honorable mention: Heroine Most Likely to Be Watched... on Weed Half Baked Honorable mentions: Bad Boys II, How I Met Your Mother, Stuart Little 2, Power Rangers Super Samurai, The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars, The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue, The Aquabats! Super Show!, Kung Fu Panda: Holiday, Flying Swo-- You know what? Pretty much half the titles this week win this one, especially The Demolitionist and all the Air Buds. Wide-Release Movie Made to Be Seen via Netflix Instant Identity Herpiest Until You Derpiest O.B.A.M. Nude Dur Hurdier Andur Durdier -- Bork! Bork! Bork! The Muppet Movie Best Name as Title Craiglist Joe Honorable mention: Jesus Henry Christ Best Title The Crimson Wing: Mystery of the Flamingos Honorable mention: Plankton Invasion Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
2:00 PM on 05.22.2013 Netflix Now: Festival in Cans EditionWith all the schizoid weather in New York right now, I really wish I was out there in the Riviera covering the Cannes Film Festival. I would wander around half-drunk and half-heat-stroked every day in a summer jacket and hat,...
12:00 PM on 05.15.2013 Netflix Now: Epic Social Media Meltdown EditionBy now you've probably heard of Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, AZ. The restaurant owners had an epic social media meltdown because of a bats**t crazy appearance on Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsay. If you haven't he...
12:00 PM on 05.09.2013 Netflix Now: A Bajillion Damn Titles EditionMan... there are like a bajillion titles that have been added to Netflix's Watch Instantly, probably to make up for the severe title loss last week. It sort of reminds me of a report I saw yesterday via Facebook: the Eas...
6:00 PM on 05.02.2013 Rumor: The Dark Tower may head to NetflixRumor alert people! Nothing is definite as of yet, but keep your eyes and ears open. There was news a long time ago that director Ron Howard had been working with HBO regarding the Stephen King series, The Dark Tower. That ha...
12:00 PM on 05.01.2013 Netflix Now: You Blew It Up! EditionThere's very little to be had on Netflix Instant this week, you know why? Netflix is currently in the process of destroying itself from the inside out. First off, a large amount of titles have been dropped (1,795 titles to be...
8:00 AM on 04.25.2013 Flixistentialism 16 - NoodlesOn the Sweet 16 episode of Flixistentialism whilst waiting for Liz Bones, Dre and Geoffrey teach young Nick how to masturbate and harmonize using sultry R&B and squirt noises. When Liz arrives, we finally settle down and actually talk movies like Only God Forgives, upcoming summer movies and the potential of Netflix.
12:00 PM on 04.24.2013 Netflix Now: Belated Birthday EditionLast week, I had a birthday that brings me uncomfortably closer to 30. Since I'm a dainty lad, I won't say the number, but let's just say my life is going downhill from this point on. Luckily, Netflix Instant delivered some a...
12:00 PM on 04.17.2013 Netflix Now: Wrestlemania Film Festival EditionOooh yeah, Flixist fans. It's upon us once again. Comin' right at ya from New York City, yeah. The Tribeca Film Festival kicks off tonight! Yeah, a cup of coffee at primetime to keep us going until the wee hours, yeah. Time t...
10:00 AM on 04.10.2013 Netflix Now: Best Korea's Unrest EditionAfter last week's Cartoon Network infusion on Netflix Now, we're back to another sparse week, giving me a few extra minutes to look up world news and catch up with current events... and basically worry. Things are getting kin...
12:00 PM on 04.03.2013 Netflix Now: Adventure EditionIf you had any plans to be social for the next few days, you need to cancel them. Loads of Cartoon Network shows are now available on Netflix Instant, including Adventure Time, The Venture Bros., Robot Chicken, The Boondocks,...
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