Netflix Now: Carlos the Dwarf EditionI don't remember Harriet the Spy being a terribly good movie, but its childlike sense of espionage was absolutely gripping as a kid. The house we rented at the time had a cinderblock wall with a few blocks jutting out at a perfect interval for climbing, with my landlord's unoccupied lot full of overgrown flora next door. A friend and I enjoyed climbing the wall, notepads in hand, and taking note of the absolute lack of activity in the empty lot. We were totally real spies, man. Indie Game: The Movie also graces Netflix with its presence this week, along with a collection of horror movies from the sixties and seventies. There's also The Smurfs and the Magic Flute. Have you ever seen The Smurfs and the Magic Flute? Fun fact: the Smurfs don't even show up for the first damn half hour, so you're just sitting there, watching these characters you don't care about, and wondering where all the little blue things you were hoping for have gone. TV brings us the Walking Dead, The Office, 30 Rock, One Tree Hill, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Saturday Night Live from the past couple of years, an assortment of Korean shows, some nature documentaries, the fabulous RuPaul's Drag Race, Rescue Me, Undeclared, and Freaks and Geeks, one of my favorite TV shows ever. Hit the jump, unless you're a butt-patter.
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2:00 PM on 05.22.2013 Netflix Now: Festival in Cans EditionWith all the schizoid weather in New York right now, I really wish I was out there in the Riviera covering the Cannes Film Festival. I would wander around half-drunk and half-heat-stroked every day in a summer jacket and hat,...
12:00 PM on 05.15.2013 Netflix Now: Epic Social Media Meltdown EditionBy now you've probably heard of Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, AZ. The restaurant owners had an epic social media meltdown because of a bats**t crazy appearance on Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsay. If you haven't he...
12:00 PM on 05.09.2013 Netflix Now: A Bajillion Damn Titles EditionMan... there are like a bajillion titles that have been added to Netflix's Watch Instantly, probably to make up for the severe title loss last week. It sort of reminds me of a report I saw yesterday via Facebook: the Eas...
6:00 PM on 05.02.2013 Rumor: The Dark Tower may head to NetflixRumor alert people! Nothing is definite as of yet, but keep your eyes and ears open. There was news a long time ago that director Ron Howard had been working with HBO regarding the Stephen King series, The Dark Tower. That ha...
12:00 PM on 05.01.2013 Netflix Now: You Blew It Up! EditionThere's very little to be had on Netflix Instant this week, you know why? Netflix is currently in the process of destroying itself from the inside out. First off, a large amount of titles have been dropped (1,795 titles to be...
8:00 AM on 04.25.2013 Flixistentialism 16 - NoodlesOn the Sweet 16 episode of Flixistentialism whilst waiting for Liz Bones, Dre and Geoffrey teach young Nick how to masturbate and harmonize using sultry R&B and squirt noises. When Liz arrives, we finally settle down and actually talk movies like Only God Forgives, upcoming summer movies and the potential of Netflix.
12:00 PM on 04.24.2013 Netflix Now: Belated Birthday EditionLast week, I had a birthday that brings me uncomfortably closer to 30. Since I'm a dainty lad, I won't say the number, but let's just say my life is going downhill from this point on. Luckily, Netflix Instant delivered some a...
12:00 PM on 04.17.2013 Netflix Now: Wrestlemania Film Festival EditionOooh yeah, Flixist fans. It's upon us once again. Comin' right at ya from New York City, yeah. The Tribeca Film Festival kicks off tonight! Yeah, a cup of coffee at primetime to keep us going until the wee hours, yeah. Time t...
10:00 AM on 04.10.2013 Netflix Now: Best Korea's Unrest EditionAfter last week's Cartoon Network infusion on Netflix Now, we're back to another sparse week, giving me a few extra minutes to look up world news and catch up with current events... and basically worry. Things are getting kin...
12:00 PM on 04.03.2013 Netflix Now: Adventure EditionIf you had any plans to be social for the next few days, you need to cancel them. Loads of Cartoon Network shows are now available on Netflix Instant, including Adventure Time, The Venture Bros., Robot Chicken, The Boondocks,...
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