Netflix Now: Colin Kaepernick's Magic Arm Edition
Super Bowl XLVII is a few days away, meaning that fairweather football fans like myself have something to watch this weekend (even if it's just for the commercials and high-priced movie ads). As a guy raised in the Bay Area, I'm rooting for the 49ers even though I haven't watched football regularly since Steve Young was QB. But from what I've seen in terms of highlights, Colin Kaepernick must have secret devil magicks in the ink for his tattoos. If you don't want to watch the Super Bowl this weekend, you do have a couple of things on Watch Instantly that may catch your attention and substitute for football. For the burliness of the game, there's the updated version of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. For the brutality of the game, some Shark Week stuff is ready to stream at your convenience. And for the pageantry of the game, there's Toddlers & Tiaras. To be honest, very few big-time releases on Watch Instantly this week. Maybe the most notable thing is Graham Chapman: Anatomy of a Liar, which is basically a making-of for A Liar's Autobiography. Actually, that's not all that notable, maybe... You should just enjoy the game this weekend. After the cut is the new stuff on Netflix Instant, a little bit of football, and a little something for you hockey folks, especially if you dig the Calgary Flames.
New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary. Weekly Netflix Now Awards Most Likely to Be Watched First Shark Week I Might Eat That Cheesecake Casserole Job I Wish I Had Time Traveller [sic] Job I'm Barely Qualified For Waiter Honorable mention: Native Dancer A Job for Dick Understanding Jane What Was XII? XIII: The Conspiracy Where I'd Rather Be Adrift in Tokyo Best Title La Visa Loca Honorable mention: Oh, Saigon Best Title as Two-Word Amazon Review Sad Movie The Street Fighter II: Champion Edition Award for Special Achievement in Title Excellence Mr. Lee vs. Mr. Lee Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
9:00 AM on 06.19.2013 Netflix Now: Kim Kardashian and Her Baby Yeezus EditionBoth Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had big releases this week. And both were about the size of a human baby. Kim Kardashian finally had her baby girl (which she'll probably name Krysanthemum Kaleidoscope Kardashian), and Kany...
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10:00 AM on 05.29.2013 Netflix Now: Pocketful of New Things EditionThere is literally a handful of things that are new on Netflix Instant (and I need to get to two screenings today), so this is going to be a light installment of Netflix Now. The new season of Arrested Development is out, of ...
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6:00 PM on 05.02.2013 Rumor: The Dark Tower may head to NetflixRumor alert people! Nothing is definite as of yet, but keep your eyes and ears open. There was news a long time ago that director Ron Howard had been working with HBO regarding the Stephen King series, The Dark Tower. That ha...
12:00 PM on 05.01.2013 Netflix Now: You Blew It Up! EditionThere's very little to be had on Netflix Instant this week, you know why? Netflix is currently in the process of destroying itself from the inside out. First off, a large amount of titles have been dropped (1,795 titles to be...
8:00 AM on 04.25.2013 Flixistentialism 16 - NoodlesOn the Sweet 16 episode of Flixistentialism whilst waiting for Liz Bones, Dre and Geoffrey teach young Nick how to masturbate and harmonize using sultry R&B and squirt noises. When Liz arrives, we finally settle down and actually talk movies like Only God Forgives, upcoming summer movies and the potential of Netflix.
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