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Hey, look! It's the much-hyped early summer film, Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies! It may seem a bit early for it to be on Netflix already, but it seems like the powers that be are smiling upon us. I was hoping very much to see a former US president beat the crap out of an undead nemesis, and it looks like I don't even have to get myself to a theater to appreciate the inherent patriotism of killing things.
Oh, my. I'm sorry, guys. I seem to have confused this movie with a different summer hit about Abraham Lincoln fighting fantastical creatures. How embarrassing. Everyone knows that the real summer hit was Abraham Lincoln: Harpy Hunter. Or was it Lincoln the Loch Ness Liberator? Either way, it totally wasn't the one about zombies. My bad.
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