Hey, look! It's the much-hyped early summer film, Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies! It may seem a bit early for it to be on Netflix already, but it seems like the powers that be are smiling upon us. I was hoping very much to see a former US president beat the crap out of an undead nemesis, and it looks like I don't even have to get myself to a theater to appreciate the inherent patriotism of killing things.
Oh, my. I'm sorry, guys. I seem to have confused this movie with a different summer hit about Abraham Lincoln fighting fantastical creatures. How embarrassing. Everyone knows that the real summer hit was Abraham Lincoln: Harpy Hunter. Or was it Lincoln the Loch Ness Liberator? Either way, it totally wasn't the one about zombies. My bad.
Get more Flixist: We're indie-run, blogging for the love of it, and our site will always be free. Optionally, you can support us and get: (1) Faster pages from our cloud server (3) Wide(r)screen (3) No big ads on Dtoid, Japanator, Tomopop, or Flixist (4) Auto contest entries, and (5) Dibs on betas & downloads. Try it out
Unsavory comments? Please report harassment, spam, and hate speech to our moderators, and flag the user (we will ban users dishing bad karma). Can't see comments? Apps like Avast or browser extensions can cause it. You can fix it by adding *.disqus.com to your whitelists.