Netflix Now: Sausage Edition
I guess Netflix realized that their selection last week was disappointing for a lot of its customers, so they added quite a huge variety this week. I just don't know what to choose. I mean, big-name titles like Butterfly Effect 3 are a huge draw, but I'm most excited for The Legend of Pancho Barnes and the Happy Bottom Riding Club. What a fine cinematic masterpiece! Seriously, there's not a lot to offer this week. The best choice looks like The Hard Times of RJ Berger, and that's less because it looks good and more that it's about some teenaged loser accidentally showing his huge, throbbing man-meat to his entire school and getting really popular. Yeah. That is the plot of the show. Hit the jump for thick, juicy links!
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9:00 AM on 06.19.2013 Netflix Now: Kim Kardashian and Her Baby Yeezus EditionBoth Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had big releases this week. And both were about the size of a human baby. Kim Kardashian finally had her baby girl (which she'll probably name Krysanthemum Kaleidoscope Kardashian), and Kany...
11:00 AM on 06.12.2013 Netflix Now: More like X-BONED EditionEven if you don't follow videogame news, it's hard to avoid the big hooplah over E3 each year. Although this year, that hooplah was well deserved as Sony straight up trounced all its competition by both providing a nice sound...
10:00 AM on 06.05.2013 Netflix Now: Taylor Swift is My Boo EditionSo you guys all know that Taylor Swift is my boo, right? Although she said we're never ever getting back together, I still hold strong that Taylor Swift belongs with me. She may not like my ways, but she knew I was trouble. A...
10:00 AM on 05.29.2013 Netflix Now: Pocketful of New Things EditionThere is literally a handful of things that are new on Netflix Instant (and I need to get to two screenings today), so this is going to be a light installment of Netflix Now. The new season of Arrested Development is out, of ...
2:00 PM on 05.22.2013 Netflix Now: Festival in Cans EditionWith all the schizoid weather in New York right now, I really wish I was out there in the Riviera covering the Cannes Film Festival. I would wander around half-drunk and half-heat-stroked every day in a summer jacket and hat,...
12:00 PM on 05.15.2013 Netflix Now: Epic Social Media Meltdown EditionBy now you've probably heard of Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, AZ. The restaurant owners had an epic social media meltdown because of a bats**t crazy appearance on Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsay. If you haven't he...
12:00 PM on 05.09.2013 Netflix Now: A Bajillion Damn Titles EditionMan... there are like a bajillion titles that have been added to Netflix's Watch Instantly, probably to make up for the severe title loss last week. It sort of reminds me of a report I saw yesterday via Facebook: the Eas...
6:00 PM on 05.02.2013 Rumor: The Dark Tower may head to NetflixRumor alert people! Nothing is definite as of yet, but keep your eyes and ears open. There was news a long time ago that director Ron Howard had been working with HBO regarding the Stephen King series, The Dark Tower. That ha...
12:00 PM on 05.01.2013 Netflix Now: You Blew It Up! EditionThere's very little to be had on Netflix Instant this week, you know why? Netflix is currently in the process of destroying itself from the inside out. First off, a large amount of titles have been dropped (1,795 titles to be...
8:00 AM on 04.25.2013 Flixistentialism 16 - NoodlesOn the Sweet 16 episode of Flixistentialism whilst waiting for Liz Bones, Dre and Geoffrey teach young Nick how to masturbate and harmonize using sultry R&B and squirt noises. When Liz arrives, we finally settle down and actually talk movies like Only God Forgives, upcoming summer movies and the potential of Netflix.
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