The state of The Onion is strong. My favorite unused Onion headline was something like: "Man Uses Spork as Knife."
You may now applaud.
Whereas last week's installment of Netflix Now featured an overwhelming deluge of titles added to Watch Instantly, this week is pretty spare. Some new Futurama stuff is up on it, as well as Colin Trevorrow's Safety Not Guaranteed, the Korean anthology film Doomsday Book, and Craig Zobel's Compliance.
Also of note: Jack and Diane, a lesbian love story that has something to do with werewolves; Paul Greengrass's 9/11 movie United 93; and... You know, that's mostly it.
Check out what's new on Netflix Instant after the cut, and also learn more about the world from America's Finest News Source.
New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.
Weekly Netflix Now Awards
Most Likely to Be Watched First
Movie I've Been Meaning to See That I'll Finally See
Safety Not Guaranteed
Honorable mention: Jack & Diane
That's Plenty of Backyards
Most Likely to Have Something Airbrushed on the Side
Most Likely to Be Watched Out of Perverse Curiosity
Mona Lisa Smile
Can't Remember If I Rented This On VHS Ages Ago and Didn't Like It
Curse of the Puppet Master
Saddest Thing to Watch Alone Tomorrow Night
Honorable mention: Vampire Diary
Cliff Burton Memorial Award
Kill 'em All
Probably Not as Good as Elvis: That's the Way It Is
Elvis - Summer of '56
Girl vs. Monster
Honorable mention: Mia and the Migoo