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Weekly Netflix Now Awards
Most Likely to Be Watched First
Movie I've Been Meaning to See That I'll Finally See
Safety Not Guaranteed
Honorable mention: Jack & Diane
That's Plenty of Backyards
Most Likely to Have Something Airbrushed on the Side
Most Likely to Be Watched Out of Perverse Curiosity
Mona Lisa Smile
Can't Remember If I Rented This On VHS Ages Ago and Didn't Like It
Curse of the Puppet Master
Saddest Thing to Watch Alone Tomorrow Night
Honorable mention: Vampire Diary
Cliff Burton Memorial Award
Kill 'em All
Probably Not as Good as Elvis: That's the Way It Is
Elvis - Summer of '56
Girl vs. Monster
Honorable mention: Mia and the Migoo
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