Netflix Now: Video Killed the Radio Butter EditionIt's my first shot at one of these (since Hubert is out for a few weeks), so I'll keep it simple and we can all get back to watching awesome Netflix stuff. Lately I just went and saw all seven seasons of How I Met You Mother, and I'm disturbingly proud of how much I'm contributing to society. How was your New Year? To get you through your post resolution slump, Netflix Now has some wonderful additions this week. The arguably biggest release is definitely Mission: Impossible- Ghost Protocol, a film that was fantastic because it featured Tom Cruise climbing stuff instead of running from stuff. Then there's V/H/S which everyone needs to see because its terrifying as ****, The Lorax which spoke for the mediocre, and even Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta. Yup. You know who you are. The flick I'm most excited for, however, is Butter. Even if Allistair thought it was rife with cliches, I thought the premise sounded adorable. I mean, who doesn't like butter? Not this guy. Hit the jump for to see what's new on Netflix Instant and other assorted, not-butter sculpturey, but still sexy things.
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Weekly Netflix Now Awards Most Likely to be Watched First Mission: Impossible- Ghost Protocol Movie I've Been Meaning to See That I'll Finally See Butter Most Likely to be Watched Out of Perverse Curiosity X Game Wide-Release Movie Made to Be Seen via Netflix Instant V/H/S Nick is in, Hubes is Out, So We'll Watch This Instead of That Smart Stuff Maximum Conviction Best Sexy Title for Decidedly Not Sexy Movie Whore's Glory Best Movie Starring A Guy I Know Legends of Valhalla: Thor Best Title Emotional Atyachar Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
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