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Machete Kills

New Machete Kills poster shows off Sophia Vergara's guns

11:30 AM on 03.07.2013 // Nick Valdez

We've known for awhile that Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills is going to filled to the brim with sexy chicas and dangerous levels of cheese, but we just didn't know how far it would get. By the looks of this new poster featuring Sophia Vergara's moneymakers, the sequel is aiming to combine the two. 

What more can I say that hasn't been said other than [insert boob joke here]. Machete Kills releases this September. 

[via IMP Awards]

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Bigger budget, bigger kills...bigger boobs.

  Sep 09

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