Open Road Films gives Machete Kills a killer release date

2:00 PM on 01.16.2013 // Nick Valdez
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Sorry, couldn't help myself.

I'm cray cray looking forward to Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills. You have returning sexy Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez, and the sequel piles on the sexy with a grown up Alexa Vega, Amber Heard (representing the town I'm from), Sofia Vergara as a dominatrix which is a dream I'm sure I've had (but mine included copious amounts of Pepsi), Charlie Sheen as the POTUS, Mel Gibson as the villain, and someone even invited the Queen of the Monsters

So yeah, cray cray. At least the wait is only eight months. Open Road Films has set a release date of September 13 this year. Now excuse me while I "WOO" my head off in this corner over here. 

[via /Film]


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