Review: Jurassic Park 3D

8:00 AM on 04.04.2013 // Matthew Razak
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Like that picture but the dinosaur is farther away

It's in 3D! It's like the Jurassic Park you have at home on DVD or Blu-ray, but with more depth. You also have to wear glasses or else it's just blurry Jurassic Park.

Also, the dinosaurs win. At the end there's just a bloody pile of human body parts with the raptors standing over them laugh maniacally. Yea, they learn to open doors and laugh maniacally. 




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