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2:00 PM on 01.16.2015

Taken 4 trailer is here

With the success of Taken 3 (do not listen to Sean it is a terrible movie and a waste of your money) we all have to ask why the hell we keep seeing really bad movies. We also have to expect that despite the third film c...

Matthew Razak



First Tak3n trailer lacks anything getting taken photo
First Tak3n trailer lacks anything getting taken
by Matthew Razak

After Taken 2 was easily the most disappointing thing to hit movie screens in years (Sean's review is far too kind) and Liam Neeson came out saying he probably wouldn't do another I was pretty happy that we wouldn't be seeing another Taken movie. Way to crush my happiness, world. Above you'll find the trailer for the entirely unnecessary, but awesomely titled, Tak3n.

I will say that this looks better than the second, though director Olivier Megaton is the guy who ruined the Transporter series so I don't have that much faith. I suppose they're at least taking it in a bit different direction and hopefully the story won't be as terrible as the last one. The plot seems a bit more cohesive, and hopefully the action actually holds together this time. I think the most important part here is that Neeson is actually a badass, unlike the last film where he just felt old and dumb.

New poster below. 

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2:00 PM on 09.23.2014

Taken 3 will officially be titled Tak3n

Pack it up, everyone. We can now officially declare this the greatest sequel of all time. Tak3n releases January 9, 2015. But sadly we can't make up funny titles anymore :(  Feel free to make up funny captions for the new images below. [via USA Today]

Nick Valdez

8:00 AM on 08.21.2013

Second trailer for Getaway gets away with nothing

If Ethan Hawke is the thunder and Selena Gomez is the lightning, does everything come naturally in this second trailer for Getaway? Is their team up meant to be? Regardless of whether or not it actually is, this second trail...

Nick Valdez


10:00 AM on 06.25.2013

Liam Neeson returning for Taken 3 because money

Despite admitting himself that the Taken franchise has been taken too far, Liam Neeson is gearing up for Taken 3 (other probable titles: Tak3n, The Wacky Misadventures of Taken) because he wants to take Fox's money. Deadline ...

Nick Valdez

11:00 AM on 10.10.2012

Fox wants to make Taken 3 to take all of your money

Although its main badass Liam Neeson thinks the Taken franchise has been taken too far, looks like we're getting more of them whether we like it or not. In an interview with Hollywood.com, pie chart extravaganza Taken 2 ...

Nick Valdez

1:00 PM on 10.02.2012

Liam Neeson admits Taken franchise has run its course

The first Taken was an experience. Somehow all of the stars aligned and made the whole thing so badass, that we're getting a sequel. Admittedly the sequel has an intriguing premise (bad guys are angry and Neeson for bein...

Nick Valdez

12:00 PM on 09.05.2012

Trailer: Taken 2

Liam Neeson doesn't take kindly to people who don't watch Taken 2 trailers, and says so himself in his introduction to this latest one. It's a wonderfully silly touch, and hopefully signals that the previous movie's (very) d...

Xander Markham

10:00 AM on 08.03.2012

Flix for Short: 'Taken' with a Real Dad

Remember that cool looking trailer for Taken 2? This is ten times better than that. Actually, Taken with a Real Dad is better than the Taken franchise will ever be. The awesome people over at Captain Hippo took the semi...

Nick Valdez

11:00 AM on 07.31.2012

Trailer: Taken 2

Taken was a hysterical French critique of President George W. Bush's foreign policy and perceived xenophobia, told through the international language of relentless violence and sex emperors. It was very much of its time, wit...

Xander Markham

4:00 PM on 06.21.2012

Trailer: Taken 2

Here is the international trailer for Taken 2: The Sequel. The revenge is set up, Famke Janssen is put in peril, and there is a brief display of mad skills. There is also a phone call of some kind, but the spiel is to the po...

Hubert Vigilla







Liam Neeson exudes badassery in first Taken 2 images photo
Liam Neeson exudes badassery in first Taken 2 images
by Hubert Vigilla

Liam Neeson is back for Taken 2: The Takening, and here's your first look at him demonstrating his mad skillz. Set a year and a half after the first film, Neeson explained the set up of the sequel to Entertainment Weekly:

I've taken a job over in Istanbul looking after a sheik who is there, and afterward I discover that my wife's going through a very bad time with her new husband. So I suggest she and my daughter come over for a few days and hang out with me in this amazing city. And then... [laughs] all this s**t happens, of course.

One of the s**t things that happens involves the vengeful father of one of the human traffickers who got killed in the first film. It's a nice inversion that should be interesting to see unfold. No doubt the vengeful father also has a pet wolf that is the daughter of one of the wolves from The Grey.

Taken 2 comes out October 5th. Get ready for joint snaps, testicle-rupturing kicks, throat chops, and hammer blows from a large Irishman's closed fist by viewing the images in the gallery.

[Entertainment Weekly via The Playlist]

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11:00 AM on 10.13.2011

Taken 2: Take Harder coming Oct. 12. Other films dated

No, it's not actually called Taken 2: Take Harder. I just wanted to come up with a movie title more ridiculous than this one. Anyone who is a fan of Taken has been waiting quite a while now for the sequel to get off the groun...

Matthew Razak