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It's sloberrin' time
If you're new to the site, there's one thing you should really know about us. We like terrible ideas. Although we'll rip a bad film apart in a review, we all secretly love what they do for cinema. Namely, we get weird ideas l...

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50 Shades

E.L. James' husband writing Fifty Shades sequel


Apr 23
// Nick Valdez
I understand giving an author some say over their book's adaptation, but this is getting ridiculous. It seems that the production of these films is so awful, any of the slightly talented people involved are being chased off b...
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Spider-Man again

Lord and Miller working on an animated Spider-Man film


Apr 23
// Nick Valdez
It seems like I'm talking about Spider-Man every other day, so I care a little less every time. But you know what brings me back into the fold? Chris Miller and Phil Lord, the guys who're pretty much involved with every movie...

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Pinocchio

Disney also making a live action Pinocchio


No strings attached
Apr 09
// Nick Valdez
Cartoons are getting live action remakes so often, we're going to need a new term for it. I'm thinking "live-actioning." Not the easiest word to say, but I'll just keep using it until someone suggests a better one (do so in t...
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Five Nights Movie

Warner Bros developing Five Nights at Freddy's movie


Apr 08
// Nick Valdez
Every day I get a bit older, and every time something like this happens, that fact really sinks in. In less than a year, Scott Cawthon's Five Night's at Freddy's videogame series (which follows a night security guard watching...
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Play-D'oh

Fox, Paul Feig, and Hasbro are working on a Play-Doh movie for some reason


D'oh!
Apr 07
// Nick Valdez
So with everything under the sun getting a big screen adaptation these days, it's high time for Play-Doh to get in the game. No, really. No, seriously. Like, really really. According to Deadline, Hasbro approached Fox and Pau...
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Refueled Trailer

First trailer for The Transporter Refueled is re-diculous


Transponster!
Mar 20
// Nick Valdez
I totally forgot this was a thing that was happening. I remember seeing rumblings of a Transporter reboot trilogy, but I could've sworn it was a far away idea. Either way we're stuck with this low rent Jason Statham, and try...
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Sharknado 3 has a title


Third movie in SyFy straight-to-TV franchise will air July 22
Mar 18
// Matt Liparota
You'd think two movies about weather-related shark attacks would be more than enough to last the human race until our surely-impending end, but sometimes the world is a funny place. Despite all logic, a third Sharknado f...
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Ghostbusters

Sony is planning a big Ghostbusters universe


It's Gozer not GozHER.
Mar 10
// Nick Valdez
If the latest news of Paul Feig's upcoming Ghostbusters film (featuring a cast of awesome ladies) somehow rubbed you the wrong way because Dude Ghostbusters looked like Lady Ghostbusters, don't worry Sony's got your back. Dea...
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Ouija

Ouija 2 is happening because money


Ugh
Jan 19
// Nick Valdez
It may not have been a good film, or even entertaining, but Ouija is going to get a sequel on top of its already bare bones story because it made near $85 million dollars from its slim $5 million dollar budget.  In an in...

Here are your 2015 Razzie nominations

Jan 15 // Nick Valdez
Worst PictureKirk Cameron’s Saving ChristmasLeft BehindThe Legend of HerculesTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesTransformers: Age of Extinction Worst ActorKirk Cameron, Kirk Cameron’s Saving ChristmasNicholas Cage, Left BehindKellan Lutz, The Legend of HerculesSeth MacFarlane, A Million Ways to Die in the WestAdam Sandler, Blended Worst Supporting ActorMel Gibson, Expendables 3Kelsey Grammer, Expendables 3, Legends of Oz, Think Like a Man Too, Transformers: Age of ExtinctionShaquille O’Neal, BlendedArnold Schwarzenegger, Expendables 3Kiefer Sutherland, Pompeii Worst Actress Drew Barrymore, BlendedCameron Diaz, The Other Woman and Sex TapeMelissa McCarthy, TammyCharlize Theron, A Million Ways to Die in the WestGaia Weiss, The Legend of Hercules Worst Supporting ActressCameron Diaz, AnnieMegan Fox, Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesNicola Peltz, Transformers: Age of ExtinctionSusan Sarandon, TammyBrigitte Ridenour (née Cameron), Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas Worst DirectorMichael Bay, Transformers: Age of ExtinctionDarren Doane, Kirk Cameron’s Saving ChristmasRenny Harlin, The Legend of HerculesJonathan Liebesman, Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesSeth MacFarlane, A Million Ways to Die in the West Worst Remake, Rip-Off, or SequelAnnieAtlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt?The Legend of HerculesTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesTransformers: Age of Extinction Worst Screen ComboAny Two Robots, Actors (Robotic Actors), Transformers: Age of ExtinctionKirk Cameron & His Ego, Kirk Cameron’s Saving ChristmasCameron Diaz & Jason Segel, Sex TapeKellan Lutz & Either His Abs, His Pecs or His Glutes, The Legend of HerculesSeth MacFarlane & Charlize Theron, A Million Ways to Die in the West Worst ScreenplayKirk Cameron’s Saving ChristmasLeft BehindSex TapeTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesTransformers: Age of Extinction Redeemer AwardBen Affleck, from Gigli to Argo and Gone GirlJennifer Aniston, from four-time Razzie nominee to CakeMike Myers, from The Love Guru to directing SupermenschKeanu Reeves, from six-time Razzie nominee to John WickKristen Stewart, from six-time Razzie winner for Twilight to Camp X-Ray
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Eh, yup
To completely offset the Academy Awards nominations from earlier this morning, here we have the opposite end of the spectrum. As usual, the 2015 Razzie noms (narrowed down from the shortlist a bit ago) are really just based o...

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Someone has already gotten a Star Wars: Episode VII tattoo


Dec 02
// Nick Valdez
"That guy's gonna be the shit! I'm telling you!" [via Buzzfeed UK and @ibreckon]
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20th Century Fox greenlights Independence Day sequel


Welcome back to Earth!
Dec 01
// Jonathan Wray
After an extended period of will-they-or-won't-they, it looks like they've finally made a decision. 20th Century Fox has finally given the Independence Day sequel the green light! As of right now, there's nobody off...
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Paul Blartwo

First official trailer for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2


Nov 14
// Nick Valdez
WHO DID THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?????????
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Spooderman

Rumor: Sony is coming up with a bunch of random Spider-Man movie ideas


Nov 12
// Nick Valdez
We like to steer clear of most rumors here on Flixist because if we told you all about each one, we'd be writing about outlandish stuff every day. But Sony's discussing so many crazy Spider-Man movies, we gotta talk about 'em...
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50 Shades

Jamie Dornan won't go the full monty for Fifty Shades of Grey


Fifty Shades of Pe- sorry
Nov 04
// Nick Valdez
Although I may not be one of the many folks eagerly anticipating Fifty Shades of Grey, the first trailer for the adaptation drew quite a bit of attention. Whether or not I agree with its use of Sado Masochism, I kind of have ...
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Grumpy Cat Trailer

Trailer for Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever exists


Nov 03
// Nick Valdez
Lifetime movies sure have gone downhill. Let's hope this doesn't involve the domestic, sexual, alcoholic abuse normally found on the station that (not) surprisingly doesn't use the "Television for Women" mantra as much as it...
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Jingle 2

First teaser for Jingle All the Way 2


Nov 03
// Nick Valdez
You know how Larry the Cable Guy rolls his eyes at the end of the teaser? That's pretty much how I'm feeling right now. Thank Jebus it's only thirty seconds long...and direct to DVD. At least it's easier to avoid that way. P...
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Aubrey Plaza to voice Grumpy Cat in upcoming Grumpy Cat movie


Sep 18
// Liz Rugg
Look, the world doesn't need a Grumpy Cat movie. Grumpy Cat was fun for like a week in 2012. Besides, basically all cats are grumpy, that's why they're so great. Anyway, regardless of what I think, a Grumpy Cat Lifetime Chris...
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No jokes for the DC folks?
Folks, superhero movies are dumb. I don't care how many famous actors fill the roles, how many Oscars you think a performance should get, how many famous directors take on the stories, or how gritty each series is, superhero ...

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Space Invaders

Now we're getting a Space Invaders movie


"Invaders! Possibly from space!"
Jul 21
// Nick Valdez
Next up in the long line of turning random properties into movies because sometimes they make money, is Space Invaders. Back when Warner Bros first acquired the rights for a movie adaptation of the Taito arcade game, they tri...
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Enchanted 2

Enchanted 2 is still happening because money


Jul 03
// Nick Valdez
Wait..."still"? Yes, a sequel to the 2007 Disney Princess film Enchanted has been in the works for some time now, but it hasn't progressed passed the "it should happen" stage. But now that Frozen was a mega hit for Disney, th...
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Spring Breaker2

Spring Breakers is getting a sequel because money


Spring Break truly is forever
May 07
// Nick Valdez
Because of its success on home video, talk of a sequel to last year's Spring Breakers has begun. The film, officially titled Spring Breakers: The Second Coming, won't involve Harmony Korine (writer and director of the origina...
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Green Acres will be a movie


Official confirmation of remakes dying a slow death incoming
May 05
// Matthew Razak
Did you grow up with fond memories of the sitcom Green Acres gracing your television screen? Maybe as a kid you caught it on Nick at Night and thought it was kind of funny. It really wasn't. It was terrible, and now it's...
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Spider-Man 2

You'll have to Shazam Alicia Keys to get Spider-Man 2's real post-credits tease


What goes around comes around, what goes up must come down, now who's cryin?
May 01
// Nick Valdez
For all of you going to see The Amazing Spider-Man 2 this weekend, know two things. First, the mid-credits scene of the film is a commercial for X-Men: Days of Future Past due to hilarious contractual obligations, and second,...
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Justice League

Cyborg also in Batman vs. Superman apparently


Superman vs. Everyone
Apr 25
// Nick Valdez
The still without an official title (that we've been dubbing Batman vs. Superman for simplicity's sake) sequel to Man of Steel adds yet another character. Joining Henry Cavill as Superman, Amy Adams as Lois Lane, Ben Aff...
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Twoonies

The Goonies is most likely getting a sequel


The Twoonies
Apr 07
// Nick Valdez
Talk of a sequel to The Goonies has yet to say die. Years of rumors, failed scripts, and Broadway musical dreams have finally come to a head as TMZ caught up with Richard Donner (director of the original) and he stated a sequ...
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Pink Panther

MGM wants a live action/CGI Pink Panther to exist for some reason


Apr 03
// Nick Valdez
MGM is once again trying to bring back long lost franchises for some reason. The Pink Panther is definitely a series that's struggled to keep afloat after the death of Peter Sellers (who played Detective Clouseau in the origi...
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Zombeavers!

Trailer: Zombeavers


Not since 2006's Black Sheep has a movie full of zombie animals existed probably
Feb 10
// Sean Walsh
So, here's a thing. Zombeavers is an action-packed horror/comedy in which a group of college kids staying at a riverside cabin are menaced by a swarm of deadly zombie beavers. A weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns grue...
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Paul Blart 2 gets a director, Hell freezes over


"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."
Jan 10
// Sean Walsh
The Hollywood Reporter has, well, reported that Andy Fickman, amateur necromancer and director of movies with posters of the cast over a white background, will be directing the unholy Cthulhu-spawn Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. For...
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We answer The (Movie) Question!
In our second week of 2013 video retrospection, the Flixist staff considers the trends that were found in last year's movies. Some people (like myself) focused on all of the terrible and negative things that films seemed to ...

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Trans4mers

Michael Bay doesn't apologize for the Transformers movies


Also information on when we'll get our first Transf4mers footage.
Dec 06
// Nick Valdez
Remember Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? Neither do I. But apparently Michael Bay does. It all started when Yahoo visited the set of Transformers: Age of Extinction, and Michael Bay reportedly stated that the fourth film...
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Every time a bell rings, a sequel gets its terrible, terrible wings.
[UPDATE: Paramount currently owns the rights to It's A Wonderful Life and they're like "b!*&$@s please." Read more here.] "Clarence! Clarence! Help me, Clarence!" is all I'm thinking right now. I've been through at least ...

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Ghost-ly TV

Ghost is getting turned into a TV series for some reason


Nov 13
// Nick Valdez
Ghost may not be my favorite Patrick Swayze flick (that honor goes to To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Juile Newmar), but it is one of my favorite romantic comedy/dramas. It's dark, scary as all get out (tell me those shad...
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The Purge 2: The Purgerer

The Purge writer/director returning for the sequel


The Purge 2: The Purgererereres
Nov 07
// Nick Valdez
After a sequel to The Purge was announced shortly after it made its original run in theaters (and I apologized for it), we haven't heard much news since that announcement. That just means someone jumped the gun, right? Couldn...
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Twilight 5 Baby Drama

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 could have been worse


See the video of the terrifyingly awful "baby"
Nov 05
// Nick Valdez
Back when I reviewed The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2, I admired the saga's balance of tones (I gave the film a 75, and still stand by it to this day) but I absolutely hated the film's cheap CG effects. For the first ...
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Ice Ice Baby?

Vanilla Ice wants a part in Bay's Ninja Turtles reboot


No ninja, no ninja, no.
Oct 16
// Nick Valdez
Back when Michael Bay first announced that he was rebooting the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles films, Vanilla Ice coyly hinted that he was involved with the film while showing off his sick ass tattoo that was totally done while...
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Hot Tub Time Machine 2

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 gets a 2014 release date


If Adam Scott and Clark Duke are to be believed anyway.
Oct 03
// Nick Valdez
While Hot Tub Time Machine may have not been the best comedy, it performed well enough on home video to warrant a sequel. Production on the sequel began last Summer with John Cusack dropping out and Adam Scott filling in as C...
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And of course it's because it's too damn expensive in New York
Good news for New Yorkers who like bad news: plans for a proposed Alamo Drafthouse in the Upper West Side have been scrapped. Kaput. Finito. Not pining for the fjords. Has ceased to be. The sad news was posted on the Drathous...

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The Resurrection

Waterworld director working on family friendly Jesus film


Save me Jebus!
Oct 01
// Nick Valdez
Joining the likes of current Biblical adaptations like Ridley Scott's Exodus and Darren Aronofsky's Noah, is The Resurrection, a family friendly mystery directed by Kevin Reynolds (the same guy who directed Waterworld, or mor...

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