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12 films based on Nintendo games we need (right now)

Aug 25 // Alec Kubas-Meyer
What: Metroid Who: Duncan Jones  Why: In 2004, Nintendo teamed up with John Woo for a Metroid film, and I'm glad that fell through. As much as I enjoy Woo's films, the bombast and slow-motion doves don't really fit with what makes Metroid such an interesting franchise. It's about isolation. It's about being in an alien world and surviving. Duncan Jones made Moon, which is all the evidence you need that he could pull this film off. Plus, he was behind the underappreciated Source Code, which Jones himself likened to a video game. As far as I'm concerned, that's street cred enough to make this film happen. I think Darren Aranofsky would also be a solid choice, but he'll be a bit too busy working on: What: The Legend of Zelda  Who: Darren Aranofsky Why: The Legend of Zelda is a lot of things at once. It's about adventure and intrigue. It's about solving puzzles and fighting giant monsters. It's not really about the intensely introspective things you often see in Aranofsky's films... but so what? That doesn't mean it couldn't be. This is not the only Zelda film I'll list, but let's try something a little different. Link is the eternal blank slate, even in the entries where he has some amount of backstory. It would be like Noah. Hell, that film already had the rock people. Noah was a really interesting film, and it was proof that Aranofsky could do something on a larger scale. I don't think Zelda would never to be any bigger than that. I don't even know that it would have to be as big as that. Regardless, I think an Aranofsky Zelda film could be really special. What: Captain Rainbow Who: Sion Sono Why: I bet you forgot about this game, right? That would make sense, since it never came out in America and is among the stranger things Nintendo has put out. But, whenever I think, "Weird Japanese shit," I think immediately of Sion Sono. I think he could take the franchise and do something completely bonkers with it. It wouldn't even necessarily be good, but it would absolutely be unique and a little (or lot) bit crazy. With a franchise like Captain Rainbow, I think that's really the most important thing. What: Fire Emblem  Who: Peter Jackson  Why: We know that Peter Jackson can do fantasy epics, and perhaps giving him something of the sort outside of the Tolkein universe would do everyone some good. It would have to be more Lord of the Rings than The Hobbit, but if he can tap into his former self, then I don't know that there's anyone better to give an adaptation an appropriate focus on both the quiet intimate moments and also the intense, battle-driven ones. It could probably be argued that he would also be a good fit for Zelda (especially with regards to fights with giant boss-like creatures), but we've got more than enough Zelda entries on this list already. What: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time  Who: Steven Spielberg Why: Here's where the adventure comes in. Few people can do adventure like Spielberg can, and I think it would be all kinds of awesome to see him take on something like this. Think about all of those crazy dungeon puzzles. This is the man who made Indiana Jones. It would be a film that really focuses on those sequences and on the struggle to save Zelda. And Spielberg has already shown an interest in videogames (and Nintendo platforms in particular) with his role in creation of the extremely enjoyable Boom Blox. (I mean, nothing he could do with the series could be more ridiculous than the nuked fridge sequence in Indiana Jones 4.)  What: Super Smash Bros  Who: Gareth Evans Why: I mean, duh. Nobody does close quarters combat quite like Gareth Evans. And the only version of a Super Smash Bros. movie that could possibly work is one that takes full advantage of the physical capabilities of its characters. Realistically, the cute and cuddly Nintendo characters would need to have humanoid films and the variety of art styles would have to be toned down, which would be all kinds of weird... but if the action was good enough, I think we'd all forgive them. And if there's one thing you can guarantee with Gareth Evans, it's that the action will be great. What: Animal Crossing   Who: Richard Linklater Why: An Animal Crossing film would have to be a slice-of-life sort of film, one that makes seemingly mundane tasks interesting. Few directors can do that as well as Linklater. And sure, much of that comes from the brilliance of his characters, but an Animal Crossing film could be a spectacular ensemble. There is already a cast of cooky characters, and there's definitely more that could be done with that. It could take place over a year, with the film checking in on holidays much in the same way that the game does. What's the Halloween party? How's Christmas? Let's do some fishing or insect catching. Let's get more bells to pay back our debts. Done properly, this could be a really compelling, low-key film. If anyone could pull it off, it would be Richard Linklater. What: Mario Kart  Who: George Miller Why: This one's kind of obligatory. Cars, power ups, explosions, yada yada yada. It would be awesome. Maybe take some elements from F-Zero like Mario Kart 8 did and you'd have something pretty cool. But... we have Mad Max already, and it's not like that's done. What would we get from a hypothetical Mario Kart that we wouldn't get from Mad Max? I'm not sure. But if anyone was going to do it, I'd want it to be him.  What: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Who: George Miller Why: But, I mean... imagine this. Imagine a film that does for horse combat what Fury Road did for car combat. Imagine crazy stunts and epic action. This would be a radically different Zelda than Aranofsky's or Spielberg's, going full-on, balls-to-the-wall crazy. But it would be fitting. Much like Mad Max, each Zelda could be its own self-contained narrative. A chance for filmmakers to play with style and build a fascinating world. Imagine a badass (female!) Link that crashes her way through dungeons and crushes giant beasts on the way to become a hero. The setpieces would be epic, the stunts practical, and the end result a masterpiece (probably). What: Super Mario Bros.  Who: Brad Bird Why: Of all of these, coming up with this name was the hardest. We've seen how terribly a Mario film can go, and though I think many Nintendo franchises could work better as animated films, I think it would be a necessity for Mario. You can't turn bowser into a human. It doesn't work, and it doesn't make sense. But you know who can make some damn fine animated films? Brad Bird. Somewhere between The Incredibles and Ratatouille lies the perfect Mario film. It's probably a fair bit closer to the former than the latter, but regardless, the man has shown off plenty of versatility and could make up for the 1993 disaster. What: Pikmin Who: Guillermo del Toro Why: This might seem like an odd choice for what would almost certainly be a children's film. He's better known for horror and action, but del Toro is great at science fiction, which is what Pikmin is. The man knows how to tell a tale of adventure on a grand scale -- even if that grand scale is garden sized -- and in all honesty pikmin are kind of creepy. There's a certain level of horror to a swarm of living plants and the giant creatures that attack them that del Toro could deal with quite nicely. Pikmin would also have to be an odd mix of introspective character development following Captain Olimar's isolation on a strange planet and epic set pieces following the Pikmin's adventures trying to help him, and del Toro can handle both these things as Pan's Labyrinth and Pacific Rim showed us respectively.  What: The Legend of Zelda: Windwaker Who: Hayao Miyazaki Why: OK, maybe we're going a little over board on the Zelda adaptations, but that's what makes the franchise so wonderful: it's so malleable and adaptable to varying styles thanks to the fact that it, at its heart, is simply a reoccurring legend espousing themes of adventure, wonder, growth and exploration. Who better captures those themes on screen than the legendary Hayao Myazaki and Studio Ghibli? That sense of childish awe that Windwaker created as a new island crept up on horizon is what Miyazaki has been doing his entire career. We'd wager his work inspired the cel-shaded Zelda adventures. Maybe Nintendo can coax him out of retirement.
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And the filmmakers we need to make them
Video game movies are, nine times out of ten, not awesome. There have been exceptions, but generally speaking a movie is just a shade of the franchise it's supposed to represent. Why watch it when you can play it? But with Ni...

5 Other Cinematic Robots That Should Be In WWE 2K16

Jul 29 // Hubert Vigilla
RoboCop [embed]219700:42512:0[/embed] RoboCop vs. The Terminator. That's the WrestleMania main event that everyone's been waiting to see. Plus, RoboCop has some experience with wrestling. In the video clip above, watch as RoboCop makes World Championship Wrestling history and kills kayfabe more than any of Kevin Sullivan's hokey booking ideas. Signature Spot: I'll Buy That for a Dollar (Lariat Clothesline) Finishing Move: Murphy's Law (Top Rope Frog Splash that causes the ring to collapse)   Johnny Five (Short Circuit) After speed-reading Mick Foley's Have a Nice Day, Daniel Bryan's Yes!, and Bret Hart's Hitman, Johnny Five is convinced he has what it takes to win the WWE Heavyweight Championship. On his road to WrestleMania, he's managed by Fred Ritter from Short Circuit 2, who's trying to make a quick buck with merchandise--you know the name, now own the texting gloves. Signature Spot: Input/Output (Running Splash into the corner followed by a Running Bulldog) Finishing Move: Disassemble = Dead (shoots opponent with laser)   IG-88 (The Empire Strikes Back) IG-88 was really hoping to collect the bounty on Han Solo to pay off his student loan. ("Stupid Boba Fett!" "Friggin' Columbia MFA!"). Instead, he's decided his best route to a debt-free life is main eventing WrestleMania and winning the WWE Heavyweight Championship. Signature Spot: The Droid Revolution (Pele Kick) Finishing Move: IG 3:16 + Resistance Is Futile (Alabama Slam chained into a Sharpshooter)   Paulie's Robot Girlfriend (Rocky IV) After years in storage, Paule's Robot Girlfriend is back and better than ever, and she's looking to become the new WWE Divas Champion. Her entire life has been a training montage, and she's ready for the main event. Also, Paulie is her manager. Signature Spot: Fisto (basically a Superman Punch) Finishing Move: Happy Birthday, Paulie (Top Rope Moonsault while holding a birthday cake)   Mechagodzilla After Mechagodzilla destroyed all monsters, he has one more beast in his sights: Brock Lesnar. He's been miniaturized for the squared circle and intends to turn Suplex City into a smoldering mound of rubble. Signature Spot: Hyper Kiryu (Roundhouse Tail Strike followed by Enziguri when opponent is on the ring apron); German Suplex Finishing Move: The Shining Lizard (basically a Shining Wizard)   Bonus Tag Teams - Evil Bill & Ted and The Good Robot Us's (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey) As Wyld Stallyns brings world peace through some most excellent music, their robot doubles decide to make their mark on history through most excellent in-ring action. Signature Spot: The Wyld Ryde (Double Powerbomb to the outside through a time-traveling phone booth and the circuits of time) Finishing Move: The Bogus Journey (Flapjack into Cutter tandem combination, basically the Dudley Boyz's 3D)
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Arnold Could Use a Robot Friend (or Foe)
Yesterday we had a list of five other Arnold Schwarzenegger characters who should be in WWE 2K16. (I apologize for leaving out Kindergarten Cop's Detective John Kimble.) With all that Arnie in one place, the game would basica...

5 Other Arnold Schwarzenegger Characters Who Should Be In WWE 2K16

Jul 28 // Hubert Vigilla
Conan the Barbarian Between the time when Vince McMahon subsumed the old territories and the rise of John Cena, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the WWE Heavyweight Championship around a troubled waist (or over his troubled shoulder). It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his path to WrestleMania. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure! Signature Spot: Hyborian Rage (flurry of punches, with flourishes similar to an unarmed version of the Atlantean Sword Kata) Finishing Move: Riddle of Steel (basically an Alabama Slam)   Howard Langston/Turbo Man (Jingle All the Way) In order to get a Turbo Man doll for his son, Howard Langston must dress up like Turbo Man and win the WWE Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania. (It makes about as much sense as The Terminator being there, really, Also, Sinbad is his manager.) Signature Spots: Deck the Balls (low blow when referee isn't looking) Finishing Move: It's Turbo Time! (basically a Spear)   John Matrix (Commando) I went back and forth between John Matrix from Commando and Dutch from Predator here. While I went with John Matrix, let's just pretend there's a mud-covered skin for the character that you can use to play Dutch. Signature Spot: I'll Kill You Last (flurry of chops in the corner of the ring) [Note: As Dutch, this move is called "The Choppa"] Finishing Move: I Lied (shoots opponent with rocket launcher) [Note: As Dutch, this move is called "Do It Now!"]   Mr. Freeze (Batman and Robin) In order to find a cure for his wife's strange condition, Mr. Freeze must win the WWE Heavyweight Championship. The road to WrestleMania is paved in cold! Signature Spot: Chillax (jumping double axe handle from the second rope) Finishing Move: The Iceman Cometh (basically the Stone Cold Stunner)   Quaid (Total Recall) Quaid's fantasy is to become a pro-wrestler, so he goes into Rekall to live it out. Of course, things go wrong, and somehow he winds up hallucinating that he is a wrestler and winds up in the squared circle. He main events WrestleMania on Mars, but it's all just part of the simulation... or was it? Signature Spot: The Nose Job (submission maneuver that involves shoving his thumb up the opponent's nose) Finishing Move: Two Week Notice (throws an exploding head at opponent, all matches end in disqualification... or do they?)   Bonus Tag Team - The Benedict Twins (Julius and Vincent from Twins) Yes they'd wrestle in matching suits. Best. Tag team. Ever. Signature Spot: Twin Science (switching places without a tag, sort of like The Bella Twins) Finishing Move: Brotherly Love (Julius throws Vincent from top rope, sort of like when Colossus and Wolverine do a Fastball Special in X-Men comics)   [embed]219699:42510:0[/embed]
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The Terminator needs company in the ring
As reported on Destructoid yesterday, if you pre-order WWE 2K16, you get to play as the T-800 from The Terminator. The promo video showed Arnold Schwarzenegger recreating the bar scene from Terminator 2: Judgment Day alongsid...

5 dinosaur movies you should watch instead of Jurassic World

Jun 12 // Nick Valdez
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story Ah, We're Back. Truth be told, I had no idea this films existed for a long time. My only run in with it was seeing the awesome looking poster art on the cover of its VHS. It was a little bit after that where I finally watched it and I wasn't disappointed. So I'm guessing the same will happen for you. Instead of watching terrifying super monsters chase a bunch of dumb people around a park for the fourth time in a row, watch some dinos hang out in the Natural History museum.  Besides it was produced under Steven Spielberg's Amblimation line and stars John Goodman, so you know that's a good sign. Clearly it's better than Jurassic World.  The Land Before Time Ugh, this movie is so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Why would I recommend thiiiiiis? At the very least, I can argue that a young group of dinos that want to find their families will make you cry because it's well written and not because it's badly animated like Jurassic World. In fact, just cry this weekend and cut out the middle man.  Theodore Rex Remember this? Whoopi Goldberg wishes you didn't. Why not rub this terrible decision in her face while you pretend she's actually stuck in that one manga, Gantz. Or you can just keep crying since you're so alone and would rather write about a movie than go see one yourself. it's not like you have friends to go with you anyway.  Dinosaurs I remember when I had a family once. I used to watch movies with them all the time. I actually saw the first Jurassic Park with my dad. He didn't like it much, so it pretty much changed how I felt about it too. But you know what I had a good time with? ABC's Dinosaurs. If I remember correctly, it was part of the early TGIF block and had a lot of good puppet work. But they always get to be a happy family by episode's end. That's more than I ever got. God, I'm so lonely. My family. Where have you gone? I miss you so much.  Jurassic Park But the best choice is to deny the future and head back into the past. I was much happier back then. With my family, with my loving home, with my friends. Maybe if I watch Jurassic Park instead of Jurassic World, the future will never happen? I can trap time within this little capsule and repeat it for as long as I want! Everything new is old and everything old is new again!  Birth, life, death, rebirth, relife, redeath, rerebirth, rerelife, reredeath, rererebirth, rererelife, rereredeath, rerererebirth, rerererelife, rerereredeath, rererererebirth, rererererelife, rererereredeath Those are my suggestions for five things you can watch that aren't Jurassic World! Are you going to see it? 
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More than the world
While Jurassic World takes the *ahem* world by storm, I never really connected with the idea. I don't have as big of a connection with Jurassic Park as a lot of folks do, but at the same time, I love me some dinosaurs. Good t...


Seven movies that need a black and white re-release

Jun 03 // Flixist Staff
Grand Budapest Hotel is arguably the most compelling film in a particularly compelling filmography. One of the things that makes it so fascinating is its use of aspect ratios, using visual cues to define different periods within the timeline of the narrative. It's also gorgeous and full of vibrant colors, as are all Wes Anderson films. But I would love to see The Grand Budapest Hotel in black and white for exactly the same reason that Stephen Soderbergh released a version of Raiders of the Lost Ark in black and white: Because without the color, you're forced to focus on everything else. Everyone knows how fantastic the compositions are in Wes Anderson films, but without color, you can get a whole different appreciation for the man's artistry. This is more academic, perhaps, because you would unquestionably lose something in the translation, but I think you could learn a whole heck of a lot from seeing those colors completetly desaturated. But on another level: rather than having an ultra-vibrant past, going black and white would have a very different feel to it. It would fit with the 4:3 aesthetic, which is most commonly associated with (at least in film) black and white movies. By using it as a specific choice for certain sequences rather than across the entire film, Wes Anderson would subvert audience expectations in a massive way. Color is such a fundamental part of his craft. But that's not all he has to offer. A black and white release of The Grand Budapest Hotel would prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt. - Alec Kubas-Meyer The Coen brothers have a knack for visual style that emphasizes contrast and sharp distinctions between light and dark. (They even did the black and white The Man Who Wasn't There in 2001.) So many of their films are candidates for black and white viewing, from noir/noirish fare like Blood Simple (1984), Miller's Crossing (1990), and Fargo (1996) to the screwball homage The Hudscuker Proxy (1994). My vote, though, is 1991's Barton Fink, which is somewhere in my Coen brothers top three. While there'd be something lost when the color is absent, the costuming, textures, and performances might help get that color across. Fink himself, played by John Turturro, cuts such a striking silhouette whenever he's on screen, like some pretentious ancestor of Henry from David Lynch's black and white masterpiece Eraserhead. - Hubert Vigilla Would anyone even notice? - Alec Kubas-Meyer The Wachowskis' first film, and arguably the one that's aged the best, Bound (1996) is a stylish noir thriller and lesbian romance shot on a shoestring budget. The financial limitations made the Wachowskis focus on the craft of their camera and their visual storytelling. After a string of ambitious, big-budget boondoggles (most recently Jupiter Ascending), going back to Bound-territory might be the best idea for the Wachowskis' next film. There's such stark contrast in so many shots of Bound, and a loving attention to the way that hard shadows and defined lines can enhance a scene and its mood. The leads Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon have this multi-era femme fatale look about them, as if they could exist alongside classic female leads like Barbara Stanwyck on the one hand and 90s-it-girls like Sharon Stone on the other. On top of its style, Bound is also noteworthy for being a sex-positive lesbian movie at a time when this was mostly unheard and taboo. - Hubert Vigilla Alex Proyas' Dark City (1998) was one of the least appreciated movies of the 90s and one of my favorite movies in high school. (I am so old.) A mix of hard-boiled noir, science fiction, and fantasy, the movie was made with light and shadow in mind. So much of the imagery goes back to masters of German expressionism like Fritz Lang, with plenty of nods to Metropolis (1927) and Robert Wiene's The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920). The casting and the costumes help keep the world of the film in this noir-like state that would be perfect for black and white viewing. Dark City would look gorgeous in black and white, like some peculiar noir film from another dimension. The Strangers, the pale-faced subterranean villains of the film, would be particularly chilling in stark contrast, and the occasional bright spots in the nocturnal film would seem like sunlight on a big screen. Later tonight, I may give the film a watch in black and white just to see what it's like. - Hubert Vigilla What makes black and white look good is contrast. The difference between the light and the shadows is everything in making a compelling black and white image. Honestly, that's true in any image, but particularly when there's no color to distract you. The film noir "look" is black and white not just because it was cheaper to shoot black and white and they wanted to save a few bucks; it's because the high contrast, colorless look fits the atmosphere they created. Cigarette smoke (smoke in general, really) also looks particularly compelling in black and white. They create an intense, dramatic mood. Blade Runner is a noir. I'm certainly not the first person to say that (I'm not even the first person on this website to say that), but that doesn't make it any less true. You look at those images, and they have exactly that kind of gorgeous high contrast look that you get from an old classic. But it's in color. And while it's a spectacular use of color, a black and white version of the film would heighten that noir style. It certainly couldn't replace the particular (and particularly gorgeous) color palette of the original, but as a companion piece? It'd be fascinating and beautiful. And hell, it's been eight years since the Final Cut was released. I think Blade Runner is due for some new alterations. - Alec Kubas-Meyer I love the films of Kelly Reichardt. She has a unique ability to force the best performances out of her actors, but the reason her movies should get a black and white treatment is her distinct way to tell a story through the environment the characters inhabit, be it how it is captured through the lens or how the actors and props interact with it.  The is especially true in Meek's Cutoff, which follows Michelle Williams, Bruce Greenwood, Paul Dano and others on a track through the dangerous Oregon desert. Meek's Cutoff, like The Grand Budapest Hotel, is shot in an untraditional aspect ratio (1. 33: 1) and these portrait movies lend themselves especially well to the simple beauty of black and white photography (see last years Ida for proof). I would love to see every Reichardt movie in black and white, but Meek's Cutoff is a no-brainer in my eyes. It needs to happen. - Per Morten Mjolkeraaen  The Godfather Part III is easily the weakest of Coppola's masterpieces. That's not to say it isn't great, but it has it's issues. One of the main ones is Gordon Willis' cinematography, which goes way overboard on the shadows and lighting. It's clear to see why, as this is the most somber and dark of the the three films, but maybe an all or nothing attitude wasn't the best call in this case. Just check out the image above and they heavy shadow crossing over Al Pacino's face. But wait, it actually looks pretty good. That's because it's in black and white. Ditching the color for the film would allow it's darkness to shift from overbearing to dramatic. The negative space created in black and white is perfect for a film where shadows creep out of every corner of every shot. It also fits the tone of the film fantastically, which is nihilistic and focuses heavily on Michael Corleone's gilt. Finally, it would be a great nod to the classic gangster films that inspired Coppola. As the film comes full circle with Michael holding an orange and dying so too would the black and white of this, the third film in the franchise, bring the genre back to its beginnings. - Matthew Razak
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It ain't just for arthouse
When director George Miller mentioned that his preferred version of Mad Max: Fury Road (aka The Best) is in black and white, there was a resounding, "Um, what?" followed by a unanimous "OH HELL YES!" When he announced th...

Five movies you love that aren't as good as Mad Max: Fury Road

May 22 // Alec Kubas-Meyer
Why it's beloved: Gravity is a technical marvel. It's the kind of film you have to see in theaters, because the scope of it is literally infinite. It's about swirling alone in the blackness of space, where the slightest mistake can kill you at any moment. We gave it a 100. I wouldn't have given it a 100, but I understand why Matt did. It's a technical marvel, and you spend much of the film wondering how the heck they did it. (Short answer: Computers. Long answer: Extremely complicated technical rigs and setups and choreography. Also, computers.) Seen on the biggest possible screen in 3D, there's nothing quite like it.  Why Mad Max is better: But the issues arise as soon as you decide to think less about the impeccable technique on display and more about what it is they're displaying. Mad Max may not have the same quality of CG or 3D that Gravity has, but it's the same sort of spectacle. For every moment Gravity had that made me gasp, Mad Max had ten. But it's not just about the look of it. Gravity's fundamental failing is its inability to let viewers figure things out for themselves. Everyone just keeps talking, even when it literally threatens their lives. They should be conserving breath. But instead, the audience needs to be told everything, or else... I mean, how could we possibly figure it out? Gravity assumes we're dumb.  Mad Max doesn't.  Mad Max knows that we can figure things out. Only a handful of things are ever explicitly stated, and it never feels like dialogue for the sake of dialogue. They don't sound like they're speaking to the audience. They sound like they're speaking to each other. Like people. We're shown things rather than told them. You learn everything you need to know from damn good filmmaking, not an overlong screenplay. Why It's Beloved: In my review of The Raid 2, I hailed it as the best action film ever made. I had a lot of reasons for that. You're welcome to read about them. But now, just over a year later, I'm at a crossroads. I say that The Raid 2 is the best action movie of all time, but... Why Mad Max Is Better: This has been eating at me since about halfway through my first viewing of the film. If The Raid 2 is the best action movie, but Mad Max is a better movie, and Mad Max is an action movie... does that make it the best action movie of all time? I still don't know the answer, but I do know this: Mad Max is, on the whole, a superior viewing experience. The action in The Raid is beyond incredible, and the "fights" are undoubtedly better than the ones in Mad Max, but after the first viewing, those long sequences of political blather start to grate. By the third time I saw The Raid 2, I was rolling my eyes. (Worth noting: The original The Raid doesn't have this problem. It is also not as good as Mad Max, but it is fundamentally closer to Mad Max than its sequel is.) It's fine, but it's definitely not as good as what Mad Max has to offer. The few moments of downtime in Mad Max are all excellent. They drive forward the characters and/or the narrative in interesting ways. There isn't a single wasted frame in the entire goddamn movie. You could cut half the political bullshit in The Raid 2 and the film would be better for it. But every last second of Mad Max is essential. Given a choice, I would probably rewatch individual action sequences from The Raid 2 over those from Mad Max. But if I had to choose one film to watch all the way through over and over and over again? No contest. Mad Max is is. Why It's Beloved: Joss Whedon took a group of superheroes and made an ultimately fascinating and extremely enjoyable team film. With the added charm that is so uniquely Whedon, I mean, what's not to love? It's big, it's funny, and it's got people wearing silly costumes. Why It's Not As Good As Mad Max: The second time I saw Mad Max, I went with my friend Brian. He doesn't really like Joss Whedon. After Guardians of the Galaxy (also not as good as Mad Max: Fury Road) came out, he said, "That's the movie that proves Joss Whedon is a hack." After we got out of Mad Max, he said it again. "This movie clinches it." He called the movie "life-changing." He would definitely give it a 95 or higher on the Flixist review scale. He would not be wrong to do so. I didn't name The Avengers 2 here intentionally. Not just because the critical response has been much more muted, but because the film's treatment of women has come more under fire than the original The Avengers (not that it was the best there either). Point is: Joss Whedon is known for writing strong female characters. That's his claim to fame. But none are as strong and as badass as the team in Fury Road. Let's be clear: A 78 year old woman does her own stunts. But here's the thing: A 78 year old woman has stunts to do. You know what that is? The. Best. Suck it, Whedon. Why It's Beloved: Last year's Academy Award Winner should not have won the Academy Award, but that didn't stop it from being an incredible film. But what really makes it so freaking amazing is the way it uses its technical prowess to create something uniquely cinematic. When most films are so same-y, it takes something like Birdman to kick you awake and remind you that movies can be and are magical things. Film is a magical medium. It takes reality and can bend it almost to the breaking point without you even noticing it's happened. You think you're looking at a straight path but it's curving you around. And suddenly you realize that you had no idea what was happening and now you're on a different path entirely. Birdman's one-take conceit does all of that and more. Why It's Not As Good As Mad Max: But it doesn't do it as well as Mad Max. Mad Max isn't a two hour take; it's a two hour car chase. But here's the thing: That car chase feels so much more real than anything in Birdman. Even ignoring the way Birdman breaks the rules in order to bring you into Riggan Thompson's head, it shatters illusions in order to wear its point on its sleeve. Birdman hits you over the head with its message because the characters monologue about it constantly. It's all very nihilistic, and though it's (extremely) compelling, it's less compelling than watching people develop during a car chase. The characters in Mad Max develop subtly but poignantly. No one in Birdman really develops at all. And while that may work with the narrative that's being told, watching Michael Keaton be sad after monologuing about things is far less momentous than watching Tom Hardy give a tiny thumbs up to a woman who he had been pointing a gun at minutes before. Why It's Beloved: Drive was the best movie of 2011. It was the first film that I saw at a press screening that I would later pay to see. And... I'm not actually sure there has ever been another example of that. I love the film. The nearly silent but completely deadly driving protagonist was pretty darn compelling. And though it has ultra-violent action in it, it's the journey of a Real Human Being that made everyone love it. (I mean, that soundtrack, though.) Why It's Not As Good As Mad Max: You may have guessed that I intentionally reduced the character of Driver to "nearly silent but completely deadly driving protagonist" in order to make the comparison between him and Max even easier, but the reality is that they both fit into the same mold. But the difference is that Driver spends the film trying to keep a woman safe because she can't fend for herself. What Max is doing is far more interesting. He's helping Furiosa and the others, not saving them. He doesn't have to be the one to get revenge, because at any given moment, he's not the biggest badass in the truck. The focus on cooperation between two equals without any need for a romance makes Mad Max an ultimately more meaningful film. 
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#6: Literally everything else
I've seen Mad Max: Fury Road twice in the past week. Crucially, I paid New York City movie ticket prices to see Mad Max twice in the past week. Next week, I will all-but-definitely pay to see it a third time. I don'...

FlixList: The Top 10 Movie Robots

Mar 06 // Nick Valdez
10. Wall-E (from Wall-E) I didn't like Wall-E, but even I'll admit how important of a robot Wall-E is. Although its nostalgic design and lack of speech was a shameless pull at cuteness, Wall-E is still a robot that lives in a future that reminds of of Mike Judge's Idiocracy. And anything that reminds me of Idiocracy automatically deserves a place on any list.  9. T-1000 (from Terminator 2: Judgment Day)  Although the T-1000 spent most of its time resembling the dance sequence from TLC's "Waterfalls" music video, it is the best machine in the Terminator franchise. Even more so than Schwarzenegger's T-800 and especially greater than whatever the hell the T-X (I assume the X stood for boobs) was. The only reason the T-1000 lost because it was the villain and was cheated. I imagine if there was a rematch now between the T-1000 and the current Schwarzenegger, things would end a lot differently.  8. Astro Boy (from Astro Boy)  Astro Boy is one of Osamu Tezuka's best works, and should be heralded as one of the best robot fictions overall, but since I can only count movies (and not the awesome manga or anime) it's only at number eight. The 2009 film adaptation of the series looked good, but just lacked the spark of the originals. Also, the kid has friggin' rocket boots man. Every kid wants rocket boots.  7. Robot (from Robot & Frank) Robot & Frank is a deliciously charming film. It's about a retired burglar named Frank who's slowly receding into dementia as his son buys him a robot companion, named Robot, who helps him steal an antique copy of Don Quixote (in one of the hilariously inspired moments of the film). As the film goes on, Robot somehow develops a personality (as one is projected onto him) and becomes just as endearing as Frank. And when the ending hits, I challenge you to keep your eyes dry.  6. 80s Robot (from The Muppets) 80s Robot seemed like a throwaway gag, but quickly became one of the funnier (and self-referential) inclusions in 2011's The Muppets. Its simple R.O.B. like design, its Dial-Up modem, and its offerings of Tab and New Coke make a perfect additions to this list. Sure Robocop may be cool at stomping down crime, but has he offered anyone a cool beverage? NO.  5. MechaGodzilla (from Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla) Since Pacific Rim is essentially a reboot of Godzilla Vs MechaGodzilla, it only feels right to add MechaGodzilla to the list. How is it not the fifth best robot ever? It's everything Godzilla wishes it could be but with robot parts, it was built by a planet of apes who lived in a black hole or something, and Godzilla can only defeat it by ripping its head off! I mean, come on!  4. SICO (from Rocky IV) "Happy Birthday, Paulie"  3. SAINT Number 5/Johnny 5 (from Short Circuit) When a robot develops feelings, normally that's when you dismantle the thing. Yet Short Circuit's Johnny 5 gets away with it for being so damn adorable. What other robot immediately makes you think of Lou Bega? What other robot could smooth talk a woman and win her over with "More Than a Woman"? Does Robocop care whether or not a woman is more than a woman? Do the evil cowboy robots from Westworld have enough of a heart and will to get into a woman's underclothes? Does A.I.'s Gigolo Joe- wait, yeah he'd probably care. Whatever, Johnny 5 is super cool and is the reason Wall-E was so well received.  2. Good/Bad Robot Bill and Ted (from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey) Bad Robot Bill and Ted were rude, crude, and totally removed. They killed Bill and Ted, were rude to the Princesses, and even try to take over Battle of the Bands. Then Station (an alien recommended by God who can split himself into two) builds the Good Robot Bill and Ted and the then they all fight and holy maloney this was all this the same movie. It was one of the greatest climaxes in movie history. Can't wait to see what Bill and Ted 3 brings, so I hope Good/Bad Robot Bill and Ted could make a comeback.  1. Iron Giant (from The Iron Giant) Vin Diesel stars as a giant robot that teaches an entire town the true meaning of #FAMILY and not-Communism. Which means The Iron Giant is secretly Fast and Furious Part 10 (Fasten Your Seatbelts), a sequel in which Dominic Toretto has passed on and now lives as an alien artificial intelligence. As he grows closer to a child (which brings flashbacks of his time as a Pacifier), he remembers that life is really all about fast cars and then throws himself at meteor as redemption for forgetting that life lesson.  Did I forget your favorite movie robot? Did I just forget Robocop on purpose? What are robots anyway? Feel free to talk it out below! 
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Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.
[This feature originally ran with the release of Pacific Rim two years ago, but with the new robot movie Chappie now hitting theaters, I figured it'd be a fun revisit!]  In honor of Pacific Rim releasing July 12, I,...

FlixList: Ten NEW Cartoons that Deserve Movies

Mar 05 // John-Charles Holmes
  10. Over the Garden Wall Cartoon Network’s first foray into the world of mini-series was with the hauntingly beautiful Over the Garden Wall, a tale of two brothers, Wirt and Greg, lost in a harsh and mysterious forest. As they press onward, they encounter a number of oddities that bring up imagery of classic tales like Peter Rabbit and Alice in Wonderland. If this one were a movie, imagine this one playing out like a really dark Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure. But why is this modern classic so low on the list? Easy—it exists already as a miniseries about an hour and a half in length. You could go ahead and watch this one in a single sitting and you’d be getting the movie experience already. I just wouldn’t mind actually seeing this one fleshed out a little bit more story and adapted to the big screen.   9. The Legend of Korra The Legend of Korra started off by offering quite the grand promise—It’s Avatar: The Last Airbender but with adults and robots and kissing! What could possibly go wrong? Well, turns out a lot actually.  The quality of the show seemed to fluctuate back and forth during its stilted run, but I’m willing to chalk a lot of that up to having to fill four whole seasons with stories to tell. I think a little bit of restraint could do a lot of good for Korra, and perhaps boiling it down to an essential two hours might just be the way to get the story audiences want to see from a new Avatar without any of the extra fluff.   8. Superf*ckers James Kochalka’s rude ‘n’ crude teenage superhero comic melodrama was recently adapted into a series of shorts by Frederator that was criminally underrated. Essentially imagine Watchmen if all the superheroes were teenagers, but instead of being filled with drama and angst, it’s all the dumb shit that teenagers really do—like constantly thinking with their genitalia and getting high all day. The setup is already perfect for the typical R-rated comedy, but there was actually a lot of material from the original comics that could additionally be adapted into a full length story. It’d definitely make for one gut-bustingly gross-out look back on the internet generation and the recent explosion of superhero obsession fueled by it.   7. Lakewood Plaza Turbo Video games are starting to make a huge comeback in movies lately. Wreck-It Ralph and Adam Sandler’s upcoming Pixels have made good on bringing some of those nerd fantasies to life, but why not try and make something that feels like a video game without using Pac-Man or Donkey Kong? Lakewood Plaza Turbo could be just that thing. Only existing right now as a pilot for an upcoming Cartoon Network series, the premise of a mall where video game characters work and socialize could make for an awesome animated “hang-out” movie in the vein of Kevin Smith films, but with the added angle of actually feeling like a video game and not like an advertisement.   6. Bee and Puppycat Bee and Puppycat is the magical girl fantasy for a new generation, except with all the action-packed superhero parts downplayed to a minimum. What you're left with is a post-post-modern slice of life with a fantasy twist that would probably feel at home with the French New Wave. What would a movie adaption of a superhero temp and her weird cat/dog/thing look like? Well, if it’s anything like the animated series thus far, it’d be a lot of gorgeous imagery and then loafing around on the coach eating snacks and watching reality television. So basically a good version of Garfield: The Movie without the hideous GCI cat. Puppycat could still be voiced by Bill Murray, though. 5. Regular Show Fan favorite Regular Show owes a lot its charm and success to its appreciation and constant homages to pop-culture and films of the 80’s and 90’s. It’s not too unusual for an episode to just flat out be an 11-minute version of some of the kitschiest of these nostalgic films like Over the Top and Big Trouble in Little China, so why not go all out and make the ultimate feature length homage to everything generation-X with a Regular Show movie? Mordecai and Rigby are already the classic slackers incarnate, so imagining this one up on the silver screen isn’t too hard to do already, regardless of if they go the pure parody route or with something more original. 4. Homestar Runner Starting off as highly shared internet vignettes, characters Homestar, Strong Bad and others became immortalized amongst millennials in the past decade. Even today, the two brothers who created Homestar Runner are doing very well as hotshot television writers. So now, with Homestar Runner slowly making a comeback on YouTube, the time is ripe for movie studios to get the Brothers Chaps in for some studio meetings. What kind of movie could you even get out of Homestar Runner as source material? Why, the only option that short-form gag-heavy comedies have to rely on when adapted for film—the road trip movie. Sure, generic as hell, but you just know that in the hands of the Chapmans, it would be the funniest damn road trip movie you’d ever seen. Even if it’s just about Strong Bad driving a bus from end of Town to the other. 3. The Venture Bros. With every passing season of the quintessential Adult Swim show, fans have had to wait longer and longer for increasingly grandiose episodes of this twisted Johnny Quest parody. The show’s epic and convoluted structure already lends itself to a 3-hour seat warmer and would actually serve as the perfect way to conclude the show, once that ending is reached.  It’s clear that Venture Bros. has been getting more cinematic over the years all while pushing the envelope for animated (yet tasteful!) sex and violence. By trading the TV-MA rating for an R, the show could finally tell the ultimate blood-drenched tale of the manic depressive Venture family the way it was always meant to be told. 2. Gravity Falls The recent Disney Channel sleeper hit about a brother and sister discovering the mysteries of their uncle’s hometown has gained the reputation of being the Twin Peaks for a new generation, and that title is well earned. A full length mystery adventure would definitely deliver on the same offbeat adventures as the show and would be a great opportunity to up the stakes for a sleepy Oregon town on the edge of the supernatural with Disney level production. So much so that even the show’s creator, Alex Hirsch, has even gone on record saying that he could imagine the show running for three seasons and ending with a movie. And if we learned anything from Community, the second you give your fans this kind of promise to latch on to, they’ll never let go of it. Speaking of Dan Harmon… 1. Rick and Morty Rick and Morty is one of the most unexpected surprises to come out of recent cartoons with its simple premise-- the adventures of a drunk Doc Brown and his oblivious grandson. What starts as a great setup for some crass humor eventually yields way to some truly great sci-fi tales and nihilistic musings on the chaos and uncertainty of the universe at large. It comes as no surprise that this is partly due to the legendary Dan Harmon acting as co-creator and writer to the show. Much like the other mature entries on this list, a Rick and Morty feature would allow the darkly hilarious duo to pull absolutely no punches, but would also give us a true full fledged Back to the Future adventure. Rick and Morty is just as refreshingly hilarious as it is ingenious, and for that reason, it gets my vote for the new cartoon that needs a movie more than any other. It would be sure to make you laugh, make you cry, and even make you vomit in your mouth. Just a little. And honestly, isn’t that what good animated movies are all about in the end?
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These ain't your grandad's cartoons
Did you hear the recent news? They’re going to make an Adventure Time movie, and honestly, that’s pretty darn rad. I love a good cartoon to movie adaption—and not just a live action adaption or remake, we ho...

My 10 favorite movies of the year ... as told by pictures of puppies

Feb 22 // Chad Concelmo
10. Life Itself 9. The Raid 2 8. Gone Girl 7. A Most Violent Year 6. Force Majeure 5. Birdman 4. Snowpiercer 3. Nightcrawler 2. Boyhood 1. Whiplash
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The Grand BARKapest Hotel or WhipLEASH?
I love making lists. Love it. At the end of every year, I genuinely look forward to putting together lists of the best movies I saw, best video games I played, best roller coasters I rode and best potato balls I devoured (#1 ...

FlixList: Six abandoned movies that Kickstarter could have saved

Feb 20 // Flixist Staff
Stanley Kubrick's Napoleon Stanley Kubrick's meticulousness was (is?) legendary. He was one of few truly genius directors, and he threw himself into his projects. If you see it in a Kubrick film, it almost definitely means something. (Though what things may mean is undoubtedly up for debate.) But the project that consumed him most was one that never saw the light of day. Though he had numerous failed projects, the one that stung the most was a failed biopic of Napoleon Bonaparte. Kubrick essentially became a Napoleon scholar in the process of setting this film up, learning everything he could about the man in order to make what would probably have been the best epic biopic ever made. It may have been his magnum opus... but alas. Not everyone was an enamored of the idea as Kubrick, and he was unable to convince financiers to give him what he needed to pull off his (ludicrously) grand vision. (Looking for a cast of tens of thousands in order to pull off an accurate and realistic portrayal of battles will do that.) And of course, the same things that kept it from happening back then would keep Kickstarter from being able to fund it. No, the film would never be able to make enough to actually front the costs of a production like this, but few to no Kickstarter film projects are funded solely by backers. But the world has changed since Kubrick died, and it's possible that a Kickstarter campaign could have built a groundswell of support to convince some big spender(s) to pick up some of the slack. -- Alec Kubas-Meyer Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Sons of El Topo/Abel Cain and King Shot Alejandro Jodorowsky has undergone a semi-resurgence in the last few years now that his seminal works--El Topo, The Holy Mountain, and Santa Sangre--are easy to get in the United States. But Jodorowsky had a 20-year drought as a filmmaker beginning in 1990, unable to get any projects off the ground. Two notable Jodorowsky films that never got made are a sequel to El Topo and a gangster film called King Shot. The El Topo sequel (variously titled The Sons of El Topo and Abel Cain) would have starred Marylin Manson and Johnny Depp as brothers in search of the island on which their father, El Topo, is buried. King Shot, a metaphysical gangster picture, was going to be produced by David Lynch and star Nick Nolte, Manson, Asia Argento, and Udo Kier. It's unclear if actual scripts existed for either of the two projects, though there is some concept art and vague notions of a plot that can be found online. Jodorowsky's no stranger to projects that got away (see the documentary Jodorowsky's Dune, which, come to think of it, I would pay money to see produced). Yet given his klout as the father of midnight movies, it seems like these two Jodorowsky projects would have come about if crowdfunding were a thing in the 1990's and early-to-mid 2000's. Instead, it's crowdfunding that gives us The Dance of Reality and the forthcoming Endless Poetry. -- Hubert Vigilla David Lynch's Ronnie Rocket It's easy to think David Lynch has done it all. From his brilliant surrealist directorial debut, Eraserhead, to his return to Twin Peaks in 2016 - 25 years post its original run. However, there is one movie he's always wanted to make, but never could; Ronnie Rocket.  Ronnie Rocket was to star Michael J. Anderson as a three-foot tall man who could control electricity, as long as he was plugged into an electrical supply from time to time to charge his batteries. Oh, also, there was to be a detective who sought to enter a second dimension, which was made possible by his ability to stand on one leg (no wonder it didn't get the funds it needed, I mean, I can't even imagine the special effects costs to make this happen...)  It's sound incredibly bizarre, and therefore, incredibly Lynchian. Sadly, he will most likely never make this today, as the industrialism that's synonymous with everything he creates is ruined. Untouched and sacred industrialism has been killed by the damned youths and their spray-cans, or just simple architectural modernisation. -- Per Morten Mjolkeraaen  Shane Carruth's A Topiary Shane Carruth's second film, Upstream Color, was a daring and idiosyncratic work of art and a fitting follow-up to his mind-bending debut Primer. Upstream Color is easily one of my favorite movies of this decade. The movie obsessed me so much, I wrote an 8,000-word analysis. But before Carruth made his misfit love story about mind-control worms and personal narratives, he spent years developing a movie that fell apart. That movie was A Topiary, the plot of which sounds just as slippery as Upstream Color and Primer, if not more so. Split in two parts, A Topiary would follow an informal gathering of strangers who are convinced there's a recurring and meaningful starburst pattern that can be found wherever they go, and a group of pre-teen boys who find a machine that creates strange robotic animal creatures (featured briefly in the beginning of Upstream Color). Somehow the two are linked. Both David Fincher and Steven Soderbergh were excited by the project and wanted to executive produce the film. Carruth spent years learning to do CG so he could create the creatures and do the visual effects for A Topiary on his own. Unfortunately the proposed price tag was $14-$20 million, and with only Primer under his belt at the time (budget $7,000), the project fizzled. Carruth wouldn't be able to get seven or eight figures through crowdfunding, but if the campaign showed genuine enthusiasm from an audience, it might have prodded some money-people to fork over the dough. (Maybe Carruth should consider crowdfunding for his next movie, The Modern Ocean.) -- Hubert Vigilla Guillermo del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness Guillermo del Toro and screenwriter Matthew Robbins wrote a screenplay adaptation of HP Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness back in 2006, and have been fighting to get it made ever since. A combination of the high budget required (the story was long considered unfilmable) and studio discomfort with the bleakness of the material have thus far prevented it from happening. Del Toro has occasionally come close to getting it made, most recently with Universal Studios in 2011. However the studio, uncomfortable with del Toro's refusal to pare down the R rated material to a more family-friendly PG-13, opted instead to pull of the project before filming began. Lovecraft's work has been adapted to film a number of times, most notably (and often) by Stuart Gordon. Those films are fun, but I would argue they convey little of the cosmic existential horror that makes Lovecraft's work what it is. On the other hand del Toro's films, even the more mainstream English language ones, contain traces of that darkness, though usually to a more positive end. We've never seen him go for the hopelessnes he would need for At the Mountains of Madness, but for his fans, and old-school horror fans in general, the prospect is mouth-watering. Del Toro hasn't given up on getting it made through the studio system, and raising the kind of budget necessary through something like Kickstarter would be a tall order. That said, if every true-blue Lovecraft fan still waiting to see his work done justice on the big screen were to give just a dollar, I reckon it could happen. -- Ciaran McGarry Neil Blomkamp's Alien OK, this one may be newer and Kickstarter is around, but there's no way it's ever going to happen. Blomkamp revealed some amazing concept art for a made up Alien film he was randomly thinking about, but with Prometheus hogging up the franchise they'll never, ever, ever green light this. Fox has no idea what it's doing and there is no way in hell they'd jump on such a cool idea from such a stand out director in the world of science fiction. This is basically impossible to occur and even if a Kickstarter was started for it Fox would have to give permission and they wouldn't in a million years. I don't say things are impossible much, but this is impossible. I will eat a shoe if it ever happens. The level of this not happening is so great that God is coming down and confusing our language in punishment. This will not... Wait? It is? Oh... better find a shoe. -- Matthew Razak
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Well... maybe.
We all know that Kickstarter is pretty cool. (Heck, one of our writers used it to fund his last short film.) And film projects tend to be pretty safe bets; while video game Kickstarters routinely fail in a spectacular fashion...

5 Reasons Spider-Man joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe is a bad idea

Feb 12 // Nick Valdez
Marvel's Films are Kind of Bland  As much as folks disliked The Amazing Spider-Man 2, I really enjoyed how many risks it took. It was messy and chocked full of half baked ideas, but it was all full of the humor and cheese that I've been wanting out of the Spider-Man movies for years (To be fair, the Raimi movies were full of this awesomeness too). Marvel's films don't really have that same charm. Having the films relate to one another is a blessing and a curse. It's great to have the connectivity, but it's at the expense of each film's uniqueness. Even their weirdest film, Guardians of the Galaxy, still has to reign in its eccentricity with a by-the-numbers plot and generic framework in order to align itself with the other films. It's like there's a sense of restraint on everything, and the loss of creativity is leading to the "Marvel fatigue" a lot of moviegoers are succumbing too.  When Spider-Man joins up, there's a good chance we won't get the crazy Spider-Man that shoots a mini web hand to save his girlfriend, speaks through a megaphone for some reason, and is full of the quips and quirks that Tony Stark already does for the Marvel films.  It's Hard Imagining a Better Peter Parker than Andrew Garfield Casting Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone was the best decision Sony will ever make. Their natural chemistry (and great direction from Marc Webb) helped anchor the two films. And while I agree that he may have been "too cool" of a Peter Parker, Garfield nailed everything else. His awkward, stuttering delivery as Parker was great especially when he shed it under the mask. He may not have written those Spidey quips himself, but a lot of them wouldn't have worked without his great delivery. A sarcastic tone couple with a Spider-Mouth only a mother could love, he was kind of perfect. Shame he's getting the boot.  We're Getting Another Origin Story As much as I want a different kind of origin story, it's still another origin story. Since reboots usually have to start from the beginning, I would've been fine had we at least been given a different character (which is why I'm pushing for Miles Morales so much), but looking at Sony's current prospects (who are both young and white), we're getting another Peter Parker who's in high school. As we can tell from The Amazing Spider-Man's overall box office performance, audiences are getting tired of being told the same story over and over. They're getting smarter, too. Another Spider-Man? Then again, none of this could matter since there's a possibility he's getting shoved into the worst story ever.  The Civil War Storyline is Pretty Dumb Multiple sources have confirmed (or at least what the Internet considers as confirmed) that Spider-Man's first Marvel movie appearance will be in Captain America: Civil War. But that story itself is kind of the worst. I think folks are more in love with the core concept (Captain America and Iron Man fight each other) than the actual story. Sure Spider-Man is a major part of the event, but his involvement in the story is also what sent Marvel fans into a huge, years long huff and eventually led to Marvel's version of the devil taking away his long time marriage to Mary Jane. You see Spider-Man reveals his identity as a way of showing support for Superhero Registration, but it's also at the expense of his own intelligence. The law only pushed for regulation and not full blown identity reveals. Also in the Civil War comic, a robot Thor kills a giant Black man.  What I mean to say is, Civil War just better be in name only. We don't need a huge film where characters just make decisions based on what the companies want rather than have them feel organic. Just because the films are acting like comic books, doesn't mean they should succumb to the same pitfalls. These movies are hard to follow enough as it is, so they shouldn't lump Spider-Man in that mess. His franchise has its own problems.  Sony is Still Pulling the Strings At the end of the day, it's still Sony making the final decision. Rather than a full on partnership, it's like Sony is lending out its characters in exchange for some of Marvel's stuff and a unified plan. Sony still has plans to release its Sinister Six and all female Spider team film, but is nixing Amazing Spider-Man 3. But do you realize how weird that is? If they're going to start with a fresh new take on the universe, why not just axe all of those things completely? And that's one of the many weird predicaments Sony has already put itself in just days after the deal was announced. Marvel may get to use the character sometimes (although we won't know in what capacity until much, much later), but the Spider-Man films are still in the same hands. Let's hope they're capable ones.  But hey this is, once again, a guy just yelling in the dark. It's far too early to see the true effects/ramifications of this business deal. And Marvel and Sony will always make decisions based on what's good for business instead of what some Spider-Nerd like me says. I will admit this, however. This news has me more interested in Marvel's 20 year plan than anything they've ever announced. I was growing tired of superhero films and now look what's happened! I'm writing about comic books on the internet! Look ma! Look at your boy and be proud!  What do you think Flixist Community? Spider-Man or Spider-Meh?
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Wherever there's a hang up, you'll find the Spider-Man
Yesterday I wrote up a list of five reasons why Spider-Man joining the MCU was a good idea, and while I stand by my points, I couldn't shake the feeling in the back of my head. Cold and cynical as I am, it felt weird just acc...

5 Reasons Spider-Man joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe is a good idea

Feb 11 // Nick Valdez
[embed]218932:42204:0[/embed] Marvel Probably Knows What to do With Spider-Man I may be one of the few Spider-Fans who actually enjoyed The Amazing Spider-Man 2, but even I'll admit it was a bit messy. Clouded with all sorts of open threads and ideas, it really reeked of Sony's desperation to turn a singular property into a massive set of films like Marvel has. And even after the film, Sony's plans were completely up in the air. Rumors of an Aunt May origin story, an all female Spider character team up (which is something I hope still happens regardless) with the best title (Glass Ceiling), and all sorts of complete shots in the dark. But compare that to Marvel's extensive "Phase" plans, Marvel obviously knows what it *wants* to do.  Given that they've bumped their own schedule to work his adventures into the universe, there's a good chance that there's a plan in place. But Marvel's not exactly the end all, be all either. There's no guarantee that their plan to work Spider-Man into a few films will work either, but at least it's more concrete than say an all villain team up movie featuring Paul Giamatti. But it's still up to Sony in the end.  Miles Morales, Miles Morales, Miles Morales If you're scrounging through the internet for more on this deal, then there's a good chance you've heard of Miles Morales. Morales is the Spider-Man in the Ultimate Spider-Man line of comics, an alternate comic universe featuring more streamlined origins for newer readers which Marvel is planning to integrate into the mainline series' later this year with their Secret Wars event. Why is he great? Taking over for Peter Parker after his death, Miles is a half Black/Latino youth who gains powers in basically the same way Peter does. But he's a lot more conflicted about it, and his guilt/anxiety makes for some great reads.  If they absolutely need a new Spider-Man, this could be the hugest step forward for everyone. First of all, Spider-Man would be in an Avengers film (which is what most kids and half of Google's photoshops have dreamed up anyway) and secondly, it'd be nice for more kids to have someone onscreen to relate to. We already have Samuel L. Jackson, Don Cheadle, Anthony Mackie, and  Chadwick Boseman (who's going to be the film's Black Panther), but what harm could come from even more diversity?  We Won't Get The Same Origin Story If we absolutely need to get another origin story (let's face it, it's gonna happen), if it's a brand new character then we won't get the same one. Besides there are quite a few interesting ways Sony/Marvel can go about this. They could either establish a new origin in a solo movie, set Spider-Man up as an already existing thing in whatever cameo role he gets in the Marvel films (so Sony has time to break down what they want to keep from The Amazing Spider-Man films rather than get rid of it all), or just hilariously keep Amazing Spider-Man stuff anyway.  At least we'll be introduced to a new Spider-Man in a new way. But I hope they go The Hulk route and just put the entire origin in the opening credits. Everyone already knows how Peter Parker (or whoever) became Spider-Man, but we need to know why we should care about Marvel Cinematic Universe's Spider-Man. New origin, new focus, same Uncle Ben death probably (but hopefully not). Or keep his identity a secret until the solo film or something.  People Will Stop Asking For It I've never been fond of the comment "Give Spidey to Marvel" when talking about The Amazing Spider-Man, so I'm glad it'll be a thing of the past. But in all seriousness, it'll mean far less confusion for the general audience. Which most likely isn't helped by the Marvel credit tag on Sony's films, most people probably wonder why Spider-Man hasn't shown up in say, Iron Man 3 or something. At least now, it'll be easier to explain to folks. I'll admit this isn't best reason to root for Spidey in the Marvel Universe, but hey I'll take any little step forward I can get at this point.   Marvel and Sony's Characters Mixing Will Make the Universe Better Overall With as big and convoluted Marvel's films are going to become, and with as many superhero films we're getting, the less confusion the better. With a bigger universe where anyone could show up in anything (Maybe Venom fights The Hulk or something), the smaller heroes will shine. I'm super excited for Spider-Man characters like The Kingpin, who could potentially make trouble in the Netflix series (like Daredevil) and then seamlessly pop up in the main Spider-Man films.  Sony also won't have to strain themselves to create a Spider-Man universe from one character. With license to use Marvel's smaller characters (I'm not sure if the bigwigs will come to play every time), there's room to breathe and it'll be easier to digest. But I'm hoping that's part of the plan. Don't forget the Netflix series' are a viable option, Sony!   At the end of the day, I'm just a guy yelling into the air. I'm glad Sony and Marvel both like money, and they'll be getting more from me pretty soon. As someone who's interest in Marvel's films has waned, this is the most excited I've been in a long time. What about you all, Flixist community? Yay or nay? 
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To him, life is a great big bang up
I don't know about you all, but I'm still shocked at the news that Sony and Marvel are finally getting along and Spider-Man will officially join the Marvel movies. The finer details of the deal are still shrouded in mystery w...

Megan's Top 15 Movies of 2014

Jan 22 // Megan Porch
15. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 I totally love Suzanne Collins' dystopian trilogy, and even though Mockingjay is my favorite of the books I'll admit the book has a ton of faults. When it was first announced the final book would be split into two movies, I was concerned. Mockingjay isn't a long book and it didn't feel like there was enough material for two movies. But then I went to see the film and it was worlds better than I was expecting. While the novel felt rushed, the movie takes its time to let the story unfold and the audience finally gets to really see all the devastation District 13's rebellion is causing. The actors' performances are great, and it's nice to see the final chapter of the trilogy getting the attention it deserves. Read the review here! 14. The Lego Movie In 2013, my friend and I went to a movie for Valentine's Day. That movie was Dredd. In 2014, the same friend and I wanted to see a movie again for the same holiday, so we ended up at The Lego Movie. Despite sitting through the panel for this movie at San Diego Comic Con in 2013, I knew virtually nothing about it. I just knew it involved Legos and Batman was in it. In the end, I can easily say everything about The Lego Movie was awesome. Read the review here! 13. Edge of Tomorrow Any movie that lets me see Tom Cruise die over and over again is amazing and wonderful. I was skeptical of this film because I really can't stand him, but I ended up seeing it since my friends wanted to go. Edge of Tomorrow ended up being a really fun movie that I didn't totally hate Tom Cruise in, and it goes without saying Emily Blunt was a total badass. It was definitely a very pleasant surprise but I do wish the movie had been a bigger hit than it was. Read the review here! 12. Godzilla My only complaint about Godzilla is that Bryan Cranston should've been in way more of it. Now that I've got that out of the way, let me say that this movie was awesome. I like Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and I especially liked how his character was just trying to get home the whole time, but kept getting swept up in all the kaiju insanity. Maybe Godzilla himself should've been in more of it, too, but the moments that he was on screen were incredible. I know a lot of fans were wanting an old school monster for Godzilla to fight, but I thought the Mutos were unique and still managed to fit nicely into the big fighting monster genre. Read the review here! 11. John Wick The biggest surprise movie of 2014 for me was John Wick. I didn't have any interest in seeing it until my friend told me that the story involved a dog. Being the dog-crazy person I am, after that I decided I had to see it... and I'm definitely glad I did. Keanu Reeves may not be the most versatile actor, but I liked him as Wick and the rest of the cast was full of a lot of unexpected, but awesome actors. The fight scenes were fun and the soundtrack was the perfect icing on this revenge filled cake. Check out the sweet doggy! 10. The Raid 2 - Berandal I'll admit I haven't seen The Raid Redemption, but it's on my to-watch list. I ended up seeing The Raid 2 - Berandal with my friend to kill time on the day of Captain America: The Winter Soldier's theatrical release. The only thing I expected was that there would be martial arts. That was literally all I knew about the first movie, so when this one revealed that it had a pretty good plot AND tons of the best fight choreography I've ever seen, I was sold. Read the review here! 9. The Boxtrolls As the third feature film from Laika Studios, The Boxtrolls may not be the strongest story-wise, but it's got a ton of heart and it's a fun movie for kids and adults. What really impresses me about this studio, though, is the amount of sheer creativity that goes into making their movies. With practically every animated movie coming out now being nothing but computer graphics, it's so refreshing to see stop animation still being used so masterfully. Read the review here! 8. Birdman I think the last movie I saw Michael Keaton in was one where he was Batman. I knew the basic premise of Birdman, and since I love superhero movies I was curious about what seemed like a critique of that genre. Birdman is a great character piece with an incredible cast. Emma Stone is easily one of my favorite leading ladies, and I've always liked Ed Norton, but Michael Keaton shined the brightest in this film. Read the review here! 7. Guardians of the Galaxy I'm a diehard fan of Marvel's movies and comics, but even I was puzzled by their choice to make Guardians of the Galaxy into a film. It seemed like something that was too comic book-ish for general movie audiences to enjoy. Luckily, Guardians turned out to be a smash hit and it was also a much needed break from all the dark and serious superhero movies we've gotten over the past decade. There was nothing about this movie I didn't like, but I think my favorite thing about it was how colorful it was. With bright pink and blue people, a talking raccoon and a loveable tree, Guardians of the Galaxy came out of left field and now is one of my top favorite superhero movies. Read the review here! 6. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night I used to live in a town that barely ever got foreign films. Now that I live in Los Angeles there's so many that I don't have time or money to see them all, but when I heard about this movie, I was intrigued. Ana Lily Amirpour's directorial debut, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night is a must-see for anyone who considers him/herself a movie buff. It's a quiet, simple film, but it also packs a lot of heavy punches in the form of great acting and beautiful storytelling. Read the review here! 5. The Grand Budapest Hotel I can't say enough how much I love Wes Anderson movies, and The Grand Budapest Hotel seems like a love letter to all his fans. It still doesn't beat The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou as my favorite, but it's a close second. Everything about this movie is beautiful, charming, and a little bit disturbing (the cat's fate still makes me cringe). Also, if anyone thinks Ralph Fiennes didn't do his best performance of his career in this movie, I will fight you. Read the review here! 4. Song of the Sea Technically I saw Song of the Sea this year, but its official release date was in December of 2014, so I'm counting it. Cartoon Saloon already made me a fan of their work with their first feature, Secret of Kells, but this movie was something truly special. Maybe I'm a little biased because I think seals are the best animals in the world, but the story of Song of the Sea is truly touching and the craftsmanship that went into creating it is just extraordinary. Read the review here! 3. Under the Skin I read Michel Faber's novel this movie is based on a few weeks before I went to see it in the theater. The novel was weird and cool, but I couldn't imagine how it'd translate into a film. It turns out that Jonathan Glazer was not trying to make a literal adaptation of the book, and that's okay with me. Under the Skin doesn't improve on the novel because it's a completely separate entity. Yeah, there are similarities, but overall the movie is a bizarre journey into femininity and the search for companionship. It's also apparent after watching it that Jonathan Glazer is the closest we are to a modern day Stanley Kubrick. 2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier There won't be any Best Picture nomination for Captain America, but in my mind, it's a masterpiece. The Winter Soldier was my most anticipated movie since the second it was announced at San Diego Comic Con in 2012. As an interpretation of my favorite comic story ever, this movie could not have been more perfect. It wasn't exactly the same, but it didn't matter. All that mattered to me was that I was seeing my favorite characters come to life in a way that was interesting unlike any other superhero movie. I hope Marvel continues with these genre films, since it gives superheroes a cool twist they didn't have before. Read the review here! 1. Interstellar I get pretty emotional during movies, especially the ones that are as emotionally charged as Interstellar was. Christopher Nolan is one of my favorite directors, so I'm always eager to see what he's up to. This movie felt different from all his others. It certainly had a lot of big ideas, but when it boiled down to its core, Interstellar was about family. So I pretty much spent the entire movie sobbing because it was just so darn beautiful. The story, the cinematography, the special effects... everything was perfect. I wasn't sure anything could top how much I loved The Winter Soldier (because I'm horribly biased), but Interstellar went above and beyond anything I saw last year. Read the review here! So here's hoping 2015 is full of awesome movies, too! What were some of your favorites from last year?
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Lots of these movies involve adorable animals. Others are gratuitiously violent. One has both!
2014 was a pretty great year for movies, so coming up with a year end list was pretty tough for me. Originally I thought I'd just do top 5, and then top 10... but no. It had to be top 15 because I saw so many awesome films last year, and it just wouldn't be fair to ignore the movies in the 11 through 15 slots.  So let's get the ball rolling...  

Nick's Top 10 Movie Music Moments of 2014

Jan 14 // Nick Valdez
Honorable Mentions: Birdman - Flight scene, Snowpiercer - "What happens if the engine stops?," The Skeleton Twins - "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now," 22 Jump Street - "Ass-n-Titties," Into the Woods - "Agony" [embed]218773:42129:0[/embed] 10. The Hunger Games Mockingjay - Part 1 - "The Hanging Tree" as performed by Jennifer Lawrence Every year there seems to be a song that's meant to break into mainstream pop. Usually by happenstance, or some kind of weird popularity spike, and "The Hanging Tree" is 2014's single. Written by the Lumineers (with influence from the original text), and given an odd dance backing so it can be played on the radio, this moment may have been forced but it did show off the first actual rebellion against the Capitol. Like other parts of Mockingjay - Part 1, the scene finally opens up the world beyond Katniss and her compatriots.  [embed]218773:42130:0[/embed] 9. The Lego Movie - "Everything is Awesome/(Untitled) Self Portrait"  "Everything is awesome, everything is cool when your part of a team" was 2014's "Let It Go." There's a dollar theater in my town next to the local grocery, and when I first heard a little girl singing that song, I knew we had a winner. The scene it's used in doesn't hit perfect status until the "12 Hours Later" bit but it's still very good. Even better? Batman's demo tape, "DARKNESS! NO PARENTS!" [embed]218773:42132:0[/embed] 8. Guardians of the Galaxy - "Come And Get Your Love"  As critics like myself (although I'd like to think I'm as far from that definition as possible) continue to worry over the staleness of Marvel's films, the intro to Guardians of the Galaxy, featuring a nonchalantly groovin Chris Pratt dancing to a once forgotten Redbone tune, helps alleviate some of that worry. Starting off on the right foot, this scene helped set the tone for Marvel's future. It's going to be a lot more fun.  [embed]218773:42134:0[/embed] 7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - "Elevator Beatbox"  You won't see the TMNT movie on many Best of 2014 lists, but I've got to credit where it's due. It may have be clouded by a bunch of odd decisions, but the Turtles themselves were great. Although they looked like giant steroid hulks, the few times they got to act like their "Teenage" namesake truly stood out. This came to a head in the elevator ride before the final battle with Shredder. It's the most fun scene in this film, and it's completely unnecessary when you think about it. But it's full of so much personality it's hard to care. I want the sequel to basically be this scene x 100.  [embed]218773:42133:0[/embed] 6. The Guest - "Anthonio" The Guest has one of the best soundtracks of 2014. Fusing synth pop and trance together with little known European Pop remixes, and coupling them with a nostalgic run through the horror genre lead to one of the best musically inclined films of the year. The Guest owes most of its successes to its soundtrack and it's never better than the final scene. A stare down, a remix of Annie's "Anthonio," and a sinister Dan Stevens are a match made in heaven.  [embed]218773:42135:0[/embed] 5. The Book of Life - "Just A Friend/The Apology Song/I Will Wait" as performed by Diego Luna, Cheech Marin, and Gabriel Iglesias I think The Book of Life'll be the only time I hear Tejano-inspired music in film and that's a bit sad. Like me, it takes influences from classic pop tunes and unapologetically puts a little Mexican flair into each one. There's too many awesome songs to name (but the one touted as the "big" one, where Diego Luna performs a cover of "Creep," is kind of lame) with the too brief "Just a Friend," and the great "Apology Song" sung to a flaming skeletal bull in the Land of the Forgotten, but my favorite is definitely the montage set to "I Will Wait." It's hilarious, critiques Mexican culture, and it just sounds so pleasant.  [embed]218773:42137:0[/embed] 4. The Interview - "Firework" as performed by Jenny Lane Although the clip above doesn't refer to the scene on this list (as it's much better to experience it without being spoiled), trust me when I say that it's truly a great movie music moment. The scene that launched a thousand emails, and was most likely toned down in retrospect, but it's a damn fun scene. Much like the rest of The Interview, it makes sense in the most absurd way. Hope you get to see it for yourself.  [embed]218773:42138:0[/embed] 3. X-Men: Days of Future Past - "Time in a Bottle" With as many comic book films I see now, they all start to blend in together after awhile. What woke me up from my haze, however, was Days of Future Past. While the rest of the film followed the same beats, and Quicksilver himself wasn't the most interesting addition, I've never seen a better demonstration of super speed. Sure we've seen this type of slowdown in films like The Matrix, but I can't recall seeing it used so humorously. It's the little touches that made everything work.  [embed]218773:42136:0[/embed] 2. Frank - "Secure the Galactic Perimeter/I Love You All" as performed by Michael Fassbender Frank is a film about twelve people saw, and that's a damn shame. It's got some of the best music from 2014. The songs were notably assembled by the cast (and not even available in full on the soundtrack) and they're just so weird. Good weird. While the final song "I Love You All" gets the full bump on this list, it doesn't really mesh as well as it should until you've seen the film. Once you've seen the film, learned of all of Frank's quibbles, then it truly comes together.  [embed]218773:42139:0[/embed] 1. Whiplash - "Caravan" as performed by Miles Teller God, Whiplash has the best f**king music. That finale? So gooooooooooooooood. What are your favorite music moments of 2014? Agree or disagree? Leave a comment below or hit me up on Twitter! Stay tuned through the rest of the week for more "Best Of" lists! 
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Music to my eyes
Music plays an integral role in film. Easily ignored, easily forgotten, a film's soundtrack is the little celebrated framework of cinema. But when sound and sight marry into a great scene, you get some of the best moments. Li...

Nick's Top 5 Sequels of 2014

Jan 13 // Nick Valdez
Honorable Mentions: How to Train Your Dragon 2, The Raid 2: Berandal, Captain America: The Winter Soldier [embed]218787:42123:0[/embed] 5.  X-Men: Days of Future Past The X-Men series was in quite the pickle. As the seventh film in the ailing series, it had quite a bit to prove. Doing something I've never seen before, DoFP went and actively rebooted (as in, made "rebooting" a key plot to the newest film) the series in order to fix all of the issues fans have had with it. Not only pleasing comic book fans, but even casual moviegoers as it brought back all of the headliners and never once felt like the confusing mess it could have been. An interesting, and most importantly, successful experiment that showed off what comic book movies could truly be capable of.  Read our review of X-Men: Days of Future Past here. [embed]218787:42124:0[/embed] 4. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 The Hunger Games films have been steadily getting better at handling their themes, and it came to fruition with Part 1. Finally capitalizing on the promise of the series, Part 1 introduced many teenage movie fans to conflicting political ideologies, smaller facets of yellow journalism, and all while having the confidence to talk about things a bit. There hasn't been any room in the series for conversation thus far, and that's weird considering the books are nothing but Katniss talking to herself. This was a sequel that was willing to breathe for a bit and wallow in the messed up situation they're in. It's definitely the first film in which the Capitol seemed like an actual threat.  Read our review of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 here. [embed]218787:42125:0[/embed] 3. 22 Jump Street Comedy sequels are a dime or dozen. For every 22 Jump Street we got in 2014, we also got Dumb and Dumber To, Horrible Bosses 2, and A Haunted House 2. While those lesser films tried to recreate the film that got them there, 22 Jump Street did that and made fun of themselves while doing it. Not once did they lie to their audience and say that the sequel was made for something other than money, or that it should exist at all. It was like saying "Hey we're doing this, so let's all just have some fun!" and that's all I could ever want from a sequel, really.  And those title cards during the credits? Perfection.  Read our review of 22 Jump Street here. [embed]218787:42126:0[/embed] 2. The Purge: Anarchy You know what makes a good sequel? Take a film that I wasn't interested in before and completely reinvent the wheel to make it far more entertaining. By changing the direction of the series, from house invader horror to cheesy action thriller, adding Frank Grillo, and throwing a fine layer of hamfisted sociopolitical messages, you've got the best Grillo'd Cheese sandwich. For the first time in a long time, I find myself a lot more interested in annual sequels. Give me one every year this interesting, and I'll never speak ill will toward #CrimeDay again.  Read our review of The Purge: Anarchy here. [embed]218787:42127:0[/embed] 1. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes "Apes. Together. Awesome" was the subtitle I used for my Dawn of the Planet of the Apes review, and it's still one of my favorite things I've ever written. Dawn also happens to be my favorite movie of the Summer. It was thrilling, had several nice action bits, and looked amazing. Fixed most of the issues I had with Rise, and brought more Ape on Ape action. I ended up shouting "APEEEEEEEES" for several days after. I do not hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee.  Hope the next film has Dr. Zaius. Read our review of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes here.  What are your favorite sequels of 2014? Agree or disagree? Leave a comment below or hit me up on Twitter! Stay tuned through the rest of the week for more "Best Of" lists! 
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Sequelitis schmequelitis
We've seen more sequels released the last few years than we have in a long time. While 2015 seems to continue that trend, last year showed that we shouldn't automatically write off a film just because it's a sequel. I've seen...

Nick's Top 5 Animated Movies of 2014

Jan 12 // Nick Valdez
Honorable Mentions: The Boxtrolls, Batman: Assault on Arkham, Penguins of Madagascar [embed]218732:42108:0[/embed] 5. Big Hero 6 When Disney bought out Marvel a few years ago, one of the more interesting projects to come out of that was Big Hero 6. A Disney animated take on a Marvel comic only two or three people have heard of? I was sold from day one. Streamlining some of the original comic's funkier aspects, rightfully making Baymax adorable, and providing some great animation, Disney Animated Studios proved once again that they could provide another hit after Wreck-It Ralph and Frozen. I can't wait to see what they churn out next.  Read our review of Big Hero 6 here. [embed]218732:42109:0[/embed] 4. The Lego Movie Although Lego Movie was on the top of my list throughout most of the year, the more I thought about it, the more I didn't like it as much. Everything was indeed awesome with its great cast, stunning mix of stop motion and CG, and pretty funny jokes. But the ending ended up rubbing me the wrong way. It's one of those endings in which the ramifications of its message didn't hit home until a few weeks ago. It's got kind of a mean message, but it still deserves a place on my list. I still enjoyed the rest of it quite a bit. I hope the sequel can fix those problems.  Read our review of The Lego Movie here. [embed]218732:42110:0[/embed] 3. The Book of Life The Book of Life was truly a light in the dark. A different, Spanish language voice that stood out from other homogeneous offerings. Bringing both negative and positive aspects of Mexican culture to the public forefront (although never truly doing anything with them, sadly), Book of Life is a savvy, entertaining, wonderfully musical good time. In fact, its tejano inspired arrangements of well known pop songs are some of my favorites from last year. I hope this is just the beginning of Latino voices breaking into the mainstream.  Read our review of The Book of Life here. [embed]218732:42112:0[/embed] 2. How to Train Your Dragon 2 How to Train Your Dragon 2 is a sequel done right. Expanding on the themes of the original without pandering to anyone, Dragon 2 was entirely confident in itself. It was amazing to see it unfold onscreen. Providing some of the best looking scenes in film last year, and with a great musical score to boot, Dragon 2 was one of the few films that made 3D viewing necessary. Its darker tone may have turned kids away, but those kids that stuck around realized there was a film here that captured all of the oddness that comes with becoming an adult and staking a claim in life. And this is a sequel! Based off a book! See, they're not all terrible!  Read our review of How to Train Your Dragon 2 here. [embed]218732:42111:0[/embed] 1. Mr. Peabody & Sherman Speaking of terrible sounding ideas, Mr. Peabody seemed doomed to fail. When Dreamworks bought the rights to Classic Media (which included classic cartoon properties like Rocky & Bullwinkle, Waldo, and Casper the Friendly Ghost) as part of an initiative to reboot all of these properties and make money, I was worried for the already in progress Peabody. Reboots already have the worst reputation, and Peabody is really special to me so the last thing I wanted was for the poor dog to be dragged through the mud. But thankfully that didn't happen.  Smarter than most films without belittling children's intelligence, Mr. Peabody & Sherman is a surprisingly emotional tale of father and son who've both felt the sting of loneliness. In a year of boy's club films, it was so great to see one that wasn't all about men doing men things. Mr. Peabody & Sherman is an ode to love, family, and trust. Also, it's full of genuinely good edutainment.  Read our review of Mr. Peabody & Sherman here. What are your favorite animated films of 2014? Agree or disagree? Leave a comment below or hit me up on Twitter! Stay tuned through the rest of the week for more "Best Of" lists! 
Nick's Top 5 Animated photo
No girls allowed I guess
2014 was a pretty good year for animated films. But unlike the year before, which featured a huge Disney film with headlining women and lots of family friendly features, 2014 was a complete boy's club. While there were a few ...

FlixList: The Ten Best Trailers of 2014

Dec 30 // Nick Valdez
Honorable Mentions: Interstellar, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Foxcatcher, Knight of Cups, Godzilla, Tomorrowland, Big Hero 6, Godzilla [embed]218742:42095:0[/embed] 10. Star Wars: The Force Awakens This may have gotten on the list just for being a trailer for a new Star Wars movie, but it barely squeaked by. Being the definition of "tease," this is the trailer that sent a million fans flocking to their keyboards. Haha, we weren't any different.  [embed]218742:42096:0[/embed] 9. The Interview Before all that hullaballoo, The Interview was a small movie about killing a dictator with a really good trailer. Using a semi-popular viral video of young korean boys playing guitar, I had to see this trailer a few times. Good music, it's cut particularly well, and the final joke is pretty good.  [embed]218742:42097:0[/embed] 8. American Sniper Now THIS is how you advertise a military film. The final film may not fulfill all the promise of the first trailer, but there's still much to chew on. Excellently shot military action, emotional turmoil, and humans instead of soldiers. It's all delivered in a succinct, gripping fashion and there hasn't been a quieter trailer this year.  [embed]218742:42098:0[/embed] 7. Furious 7 While new fans will flock to theater for Paul Walker's last outing, this first trailer for Furious 7 shows the rest of the world what we've known for awhile. Fast & Furious is f**king awesome. #FAMILY [embed]218742:42099:0[/embed] 6. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 Mockingjay - Part 1 had such great advertising. Before revealing the conventional trailers, we got a steady stream of propaganda like teaser videos and images. Knowing that it's a big property folks would've seen regardless, it was good to see all the effort when it really wasn't necessary. Good thing the film itself also capitalized on all of the fervor.  [embed]218742:42100:0[/embed] 5. Guardians of the Galaxy To this day I still hear "Hooked on a Feeling" jokes. [embed]218742:42103:0[/embed] 4. Fifty Shades of Grey Fifty Shades of Grey went from being that really bad sounding movie based off of an even worse sounding book to kind of interesting with its first teaser. All it took was a cut that made it seem like a sexually charged horror film and Queen Bey covering own of her own songs in an awesome way. Then the second trailer completely went and undermined all of that goodwill. So much for that, I guess.  [embed]218742:42102:0[/embed] 3. Nightcrawler Want to get folks interested in your film? This is how you do it. First releasing as a viral teaser, Nightcrawler went on to be one of my favorite films of 2014 as it utilized all the creepiness found in this short video. A slim Gyllenhaal with sinister eyes and a well written speech does a good trailer make.  [embed]218742:42101:0[/embed] 2. Mad Max: Fury Road Coming out of practically nowhere with a boom, Fury Road instantly became my most anticipated film of 2015 with its trailer released over San Diego Comic Con. Gritty, cartoonish, explosive, and stylish as f**k. And this was all done with practical effects! You don't even need to see any of the other trailers for this film from here on out.  [embed]218742:42104:0[/embed] 1. Birdman Maybe I'm crazy? Maybe you're crazy? Maybe we're crazy?  Probably What are your favorite trailers from 2014? Do you have a "best" trailer that I didn't feature here? Leave a comment below or hit me up on Twitter! 
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The trailers of 2014 got me lookin' so crazy right now
Around this time last year, I wrote a list of the Best and Worst Trailers of 2013. While there won't be a "worst" list this year, that just means the trailers of 2014 have been all around much better than before. As studios f...

The Ten Best Christmas Movies on Netflix Instant (2014 Edition)

Dec 22 // Nick Valdez
Honorable Mentions: The Preacher's Wife, Santa Paws, Santa Paws 2, Codename Kids Next Door (S5, E5) - Operation: N.A.U.G.H.T.Y.,  [embed]218693:42057:0[/embed] Planes, Trains, and Automobiles This movie's such a great comedy in its own right, you could watch it outside of the holiday and not feel weird. A film that set the stage for the "Road Trip" comedy, Planes, Trains and Automobiles features a memorable performance from John Candy (which means it's an automatic winner already), and lots of awesome anti-Christmas spirit.  [embed]218693:42070:0[/embed] The Muppet Christmas Carol There are tons of different versions of A Christmas Carol out there, but The Muppet Christmas Carol is one of my favorites. Maybe it's because the Muppets themselves are great, or maybe it's the musical numbers, or maybe it's the fact it's one of the few stories that features a timeline in which Kermit and Miss Piggy actually get married and conceive children. It's just got lots of cute moments that are really hard to pass up. The two Marley ghosts are still my favorite bit.  [embed]218693:42071:0[/embed] Love, Actually I actually have no idea why Love, Actually works as well as it does. What should be shmaltzy holiday fodder clicks due to its well selected cast, hidden darkness (Rick Grimes straight up stalks a girl), and snappy dialogue.  [embed]218693:42072:0[/embed] Bad Santa I don't have fond memories of Bad Santa mostly because I saw the second cut, Badder Santa first. Turns out the slightly cleaner cut was much better. It's not a holiday classic for most, but it should be. If you can get passed all of the jackassery and gross kids, it's got a lot of heart. Takes the poop out of the Christmas myth.  [embed]218693:42073:0[/embed] Scrooged This may be yet another version of A Christmas Carol, but it's far darker than most things on this list. With a skewed vision of pop culture and advertisement of the time (and thus dissecting the commercialism of the holiday season), Scrooged is a mix of cartoonish and bleak. It's like a holiday film your cranky old dad would enjoy. Both of you can watch and go "dern TV today." [embed]218693:42074:0[/embed] The Nightmare Before Christmas What's this? What's this? It's a movie everyone's seen.  [embed]218693:42075:0[/embed] Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas This pick is a little more personal. The first non-Rankin/Bass Christmas film I got was Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas. It's pretty special as it introduced me to stories like Gift of the Magi and Groundhog Day. It's a perfectly harmless, imperfect Disney direct to home video film. You should at least check out the first segment where Huey, Dewey, and Louie wish it were Christmas everyday. It's fun, depressing, and full of laughs.  [embed]218693:42076:0[/embed] The Prince of Egypt The Prince of Egypt might be more of an Easter film, but it's the only pure religious film I'll ever acknowledge. When Dreamworks Animation was focused on challenging Disney, they churned out their best work during a golden era: The Prince of Egypt, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, The Road to El Dorado, and Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas. It was hit after hit after hit as they put so much money into turning out the best products. The Prince of Egypt is one of the best retellings of Exodus I've ever seen. Concise but full of information, stupendous musical numbers, stellar voice cast, and gorgeous animation. If you're thinking about the "Christ" part of Christmas, check this one out. It's religious without being super in your face about it.  [embed]218693:42077:0[/embed] American Dad S5, E9: Rapture's Delight So this one's a bit of a cheat, but I've made it a tradition to watch every American Dad Christmas special each year. The later ones (featuring Krampus and Damien) aren't that great, but the first four or so are true gems. The highlight of all these for sure is "Rapture's Delight." A Christmas special that suddenly turns into a send up of every great 80s action film with Mad Max-style visuals, Andy Samberg with his most annoyingly great voiceover work, and "Later world, smell my ass!" can't be beat.  [embed]218693:42078:0[/embed] Fireplace for Your Home ...sexy.  What do you think Flixist community? What are your favorite holiday films on Netflix Instant? 
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Merry Flixmas!
In December of 2013, I wrote about a Christmas movie a day for twenty five days. It was both the best and worst project I had ever attempted. I tested the limit of how many words I could actually come up with for each one. I ...

FlixList: The Ten Best Horror Films on Netflix Instant (2014 Edition)

Oct 29 // Nick Valdez
Honorable Mentions: Let the Right One In, The Ninth Gate, Maniac, Surf Nazis Must Die, American Mary, Event Horizon, V/H/S, House on Haunted Hill, The Stuff, The Fly, The House of the Devil, Children of the Corn  [embed]218490:41925:0[/embed] Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Although Tucker and Dale is more of a parody of the horror genre (as teens find themselves in precarious violent situations while the two try to save them), that doesn't mean it isn't full of the same suspense or gore you'd expect. If gruesome deaths are your horror bag, then this film's for you. If not, there are quite a lot of laughs mined from those gross moments.  [embed]218490:41935:0[/embed] My Little Pony: Equestria Girls Who is this for?  [embed]218490:41928:0[/embed] All Cheerleaders Die With a name like All Cheerleaders Die, you'd be forgiven for writting off this neat little flick. It's not as overtly sexual as the name implies, and is fact a nice twist on that pulpy horror "sexy beast" gimmick. It's not until the finale kicks in that you really see what kind of horror film it is, but it's worth it.  [embed]218490:41926:0[/embed] The Cabin in the Woods Cabin in the Woods is a must see for any horror fan. A true send up of the genre that goes batsh*t insane in the second half. It's one of those movies where if I explain why it's really good I'd ruin it, so please just take my word for it.  [embed]218490:41927:0[/embed] The Craft Maybe this is because I originally saw this as a prepubescent and it's filled with some of the most attractive women of the time (oh my god, Neve Campbell marry me), but The Craft is scary in that "teenagers are just the worst" way. It's basically a film version of that My Chemical Romance song "Teenagers," but like ten million times better. Seriously though, you can't get a better teenage angst film. [embed]218490:41929:0[/embed] The Frighteners Before Peter Jackson made six Lord of the Rings movies, he directed a film that deserves five more entries. Starring Michael J Fox and a host of legitimately frightening ghosts (that worm tunnel to hell still weird me out after all of this time), The Frighteners is always my go to for a good time.  [embed]218490:41930:0[/embed] Scream Out of all the slasher films on Netflix Instant, I'd have to pick Scream as my favorite. Maybe it's because this one stars Neve Campbell too, but it's the first film I remember utilizing the meta narrative that's exploited so much today. It was a hipster horror film before hipster horror was even a thing. A film you can ironically and un-ironically enjoy. Also let me just mention Neve Campbell one more time. So good. [embed]218490:41933:0[/embed] Battle Royale In Battle Royale, a group of Japanese schoolmates are randomly chosen each year to kill each other in order to appease the adults. Although I'm no longer at the age where this premise has a direct effect on me, it's still chilling. I guess if you're not into foreign films, just watch The Hunger Games for a lighter take on this idea. As long as the horrific themes sink in, you're golden.  [embed]218490:41931:0[/embed] Rosemary's Baby This film continues to give me nightmares to this day. Whether it's a fear of children, of women, of punishment for sexual desires, a paranoia of those around me, or the Devil itself, Baby taps into all of them and cripples me each time I see it. In fact, I'm getting goosebumps right now just thinking about it. And it's not just the horror aspects, Baby is just a damn good film. With an outstanding performance from Mia Farrow, excellent set design, and pulsing score, it's a film I'd recommend to everyone above all else.  [embed]218490:41934:0[/embed] Anaconda But sometimes...My anaconda do.  What do you think Flixist community? Are you mad I forgot about Evil Dead 2 until right now? What are your favorite horror films on Netflix Instant? 
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Do you like scary movies?
The tradition of watching scary movies during the Halloween season is now easier to keep up with than ever thanks to Netflix Instant. But with all the content available on the service, how do you know which ones are truly wor...

FlixList: Ten Cartoons that Deserve Big Movies

Aug 19 // Nick Valdez
Honorable Mentions: Dog City, King Arthur & the Knights of Justice, 2 Stupid Dogs, Biker Mice From Mars, Cadillacs & Dinosaurs, Mighty Max, SWAT Kats, Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego?, Arthur, Dexter's Laboratory, Captain Simian & the Space Monkeys, Pepper Ann, Darkwing Duck, Swamp Thing, M.A.S.K., Reboot, Most Disney cartoons, Teen Titans [embed]218176:41751:0[/embed] 10. Street Sharks Sure Street Sharks is essentially the same show as TMNT if the turtles were trash talking punks, but man it was JAWSOME. With all of the current shark hype, now's the best time for a Street Sharks reboot. Let Michael Bay produce this one, give it the worst best screenwriter, and then watch the cash roll in.  [embed]218176:41753:0[/embed] 9. The Mysterious Cities of Gold I know this one's been given a face lift thanks to a recent mobile game, but I really want this on the big screen. This is one of the rare occasions where I'd prefer live action for the property. Full of gorgeous backdrops, education, mystery, and non-White protagonists (with Spanish, Incan, and Egyptian influences), and childlike wonder. It's a show that didn't get the following it deserved. Come back, Esteban.  [embed]218176:41754:0[/embed] 8. Ed, Edd & Eddy A cool cartoon about three con men working over marks during Summer vacation. I really don't need to explain why this should be a movie, do I?  [embed]218176:41752:0[/embed] 7. Mummies Alive HE HAS THE MUMMIES! PROTECTING 25 B.C.  HE HAS THE MUMMIES! SOMETHING SOMETHING RAMSES [embed]218176:41756:0[/embed] 6. Gargoyles I remember having a tough time following Gargoyles. Being one of the first "dark" cartoons with a through plot line, I couldn't miss an episode because I'd come back super lost. And since I had missed so many, I think I singlehandedly canceled this show. I just really want to see a film version of this out of cold, hard guilt. Also for the possibility of seeing Keith David don giant grey wings and a mullet. [embed]218176:41755:0[/embed] 5. Bravestarr Bravestarr should really be more popular. A Native American sheriff fighting space aliens and robots in a version of Texas on the moon (or something)? And you're saying he has an ass kicking, wisecracking horse that transforms into a man horse? Why hasn't this been adapted for film yet? Do studios not want my life savings?  [embed]218176:41758:0[/embed] 4. Thundercats Remember when Thundercats nearly got a motion picture? Something happened during production that saved us from what was most likely a disaster. Then we got that neat, but short lived reboot on Cartoon Network a few years ago. We're overdue for a full fledged Thundercats film. I'd probably see it twice. Hell, just give actors cat noses and save money if that's the issue.  Sight beyond sight, badass beyond badass. [embed]218176:41759:0[/embed] 3. Captain Planet and the Planeteers Although it'll never be as good as the Funny or Die shorts with Don Cheadle, I really do think a Captain Planet film could work. Take out some of the 80-90s fluff like mullets, Indian children with monkeys, and "love" and you'd have a current Hollywood blockbuster. I mean if LeVar Burton can bring back Reading Rainbow, we can at least get a 90 minute film. Or a fan film. Anything. The power is yours, Internet. Make it happen.   [embed]218176:41760:0[/embed] 2. Kim Possible Call me, beep me, if you want to reach me when Kim Possible finally gets her big screen debut. I know the show has gotten some movie length TV specials on Disney Channel, but if there's any Disney cartoon worth adapting, it's this one. Featuring a teenage cheerleader (who also happened to be a really great super spy), and her goofy best friend as they take on all sorts of colorful bad guys. Literally colorful with a blue guy, a green lady, and I believe there was a red one at one point. Slick action, great comedy, and featuring one of Christina Milian's few hit singles.  [embed]218176:41761:0[/embed] 1. Samurai Jack  This one hurts more than any other cancellation. Getting cut short after just one awesome season, we never got the final battle between Jack (a samurai wielding a mystical sword) and Aku (a demon who sent Jack years forward into the future). Although talks for a movie began shortly after the series ended, it was never meant to be. Although this list is about shows I want to see on the big screen, it's really just a thinly veiled list of shows I'd like to see again. Jack never made it back home.  AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU What did you think Flixist community? Am I wrong about these decisions? Are you made I forgot about Young Justice until right now? Leave a comment below or write a c-blog telling me why! 
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Grab that bowl of cereal
Cartoons are great. Growing up, I loved to get up early weekend mornings (Fox Kids on Saturday, WB Kids on Sunday) and rush home from school during the week to catch all the best cartoons. Before the advent of DVR, piracy, an...

Six filmmakers who should direct Star Wars spin-offs

May 27 // Alec Kubas-Meyer
When I first read that Gareth Edwards was making the first spin-off, I misread it. I thought, “Seriously? The guy who did The Raid 2? Heck freaking yeah!” And then I was disappointed to find out that, no, it was some other guy who didn’t make the best action movie ever. But what if it was? The Star Wars of the 21st century has tended towards the big and bombastic, and doing so made the action a whole lot less intense. Say what you want about his films, Evans knows how to make small-scale action intense. Imagine a bounty hunter spinoff (back-in-the day Boba Fett?), something like a martial arts Blade Runner. Given his not-excellent track record as a writer, he’d definitely need at least one other person to help out with the story, but if he got that, the Star Wars universe could be home to the coolest sci-fi action film ever. Han Solo is a slick fella. Suave and sarcastic almost to a fault, it’s hard to imagine a Han Solo prequel film without the steady hand of one Edgar Wright; especially now that Wright is off Ant-Man. Wright's trademark snappy direction would gel perfectly with Solo’s whip-smart brand of humor. Can you imagine the car chase scenes from Hot Fuzz...but with the Millennium Falcon? An Edgar Wright movie mixes wit and a surprising amount of heart, usually to great effect. And you know who else is hiding a heart of gold behind a wall of snark? Han Solo. Plus, it would be a major PR boon for Disney, especially after the whole Ant-Man debacle. Nerds love Edgar Wright, but they love Han Solo even more. -- Mike Cosimano Disclaimer: I’ve never seen the Clone Wars series, so I don’t know if that delves into the lives of the same-faced soldiers who are at the bidding of the real Star Wars baddies, but I think it would be absolutely fascinating to have a film that focuses on the military itself and the people within. Honestly, I think it’s such a potential goldmine of interesting stories that it could be its own subseries, with a film about each military faction. Kathryn Bigelow has proven that she is extremely adept at evoking the feeling (if not necessarily the reality) of a small-scale warzone (think Hurt Locker, not Saving Private Ryan), and could make for a really compelling drama. Snowpiercer isn’t out in the states yet, so you’re going to have to trust me on this one: Bong Joon-Ho is a brilliant world builder. Whatever its failings, his latest film serves to create a fascinating world that just feels right. More importantly, its multilingual cast shows that he has a unique grasp on the melding of different cultures. I’d trust him to pull off a Star Wars drama with a cast of aliens and humans alike more than any other filmmaker on the planet. He’s also got a good grasp of action. If we have to attach it to existing characters, I’d say that he would be perfectly suited to create the Han Solo origin, though I’d rather he do something completely different. Speaking of completely different: The man who made Primer and Upstream Color has one of the most distinctive, singular visions in all of movie-making. While his movies may not look the same in the way a Wes Anderson might (let’s pause to consider and immediately reject a Wes Anderson-directed spinoff), his complete control over nearly every aspect of production means he’s as close to a true film auteur as a person could get. His intensely cerebral, low-budget sensibilities likely wouldn’t translate to the type of narrative people associate with Star Wars, but his sci-fi background means that he could make something absolutely compelling within that universe. It would be small, intimate, and like nothing else out there. For these spinoffs to really make an impact, they need to do something weird. Shane Carruth would help them do that. No, seriously. George Lucas may have completely destroyed his credibility as a filmmaker with the Star Wars prequels, but it would be fascinating to give him an unrelated side-story to (probably) mess up as well. Without any expectations or preconceived notions, the man (especially if he had a team to reign him in) could possibly make some reasonably interesting, if not necessarily good. I don’t have the faintest idea what that thing might be, but if we’re part of this new Expanded Universe, why not? I mean, it really couldn’t be any worse than Episode I.
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It's time for a different kind of EU
When Disney killed the Star Wars Expanded Universe last month, they negated decades of side stories that fleshed out the galaxy far, far away. But they left open the door for a new Expanded Universe, one filled with cano...

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2014 Razzies

Here are your 2014 Razzie winners and losers


Yup, because these matter too.
Mar 04
// Nick Valdez
The Academy Awards have come and gone, and while they were full of pleasant moments (the super selfie, the pizza, Lupita Nyong'o and Matthew McConaughey's speeches), the Razzies also happened but were full of not so pleasant ...

Alec's Top 15 Movies of 2013

Jan 17 // Alec Kubas-Meyer
Movie that makes me sad about the state of film criticism (because people loved it so much despite it being the worst thing ever): Leviathan Movies I missed that would probably be on this list: Frozen, The Hunt, The Spectacular Now, Spring Breakers, The Place Beyond the Pines, Juvenile Offender, Nebraska, Inside Llewyn Davis Honorable Mentions (in no particular order): Tim's Vermeer, Beyond the Hills, No, American Hustle, The Great Gatsby, The World's End, The Act of Killing, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Now You See Me, Stoker, V/H/S/2, Zero Charisma, the first two hours of Man of Steel I'm not usually a fan of stoner comedies, but This is the End is freaking hilarious. That's all there really is to it. The decision to have each actor play themselves was an inspired one that could have crashed and burned but instead turned into something great. I'd be interested to know if any of the tensions between Seth Rogen and co. are actually based in reality, but even if the whole thing is fictionalized it tells a pretty compelling human story amidst all of the chaos. Also, it has the best ending to a movie ever. Bar none. Seriously. Read our review here. The Wolf of Wall Street is too long. You could argue that that's kind of the point, that the excess of it is thematically linked to the narrative, but that doesn't change the fact that a half hour could have been cut from it without much thought. But even at three hours, it's still a wild ride that rarely drags (I checked my watch at the two hour mark and then not again until the credits rolled). Everything is as over the top as it could be while still feeling uncomfortably realistic. (Perhaps because it's based, at least in part, on reality.) This is what people believe Wall Street is like and Wall Streeters are like, and your feelings about the New York elite going into the film are going to radically influence the way you feel coming out. Read our review here. What makes You're Next interesting is the fact that it's not really a home invasion film (though detailing why would involve a pretty serious spoiler). I wouldn't even call it a horror film. Instead, it's basically an ultra-violent dark-comedy/thriller, and a great one at that. It is also extremely quotable and has one of the most badass protagonists (male or female) of any film in the past several years. Read our review here. My Chemical Romance said it best: So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff!Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough.So give them blood, blood, blood.Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood! Read our review here. The sole documentary on this list, The Square is easily one of the most important films of last year. It details the 2011 demonstrations in Tahrir Square, which is significant enough, but it also documents the follow up demonstrations that took place last year. Those latter demonstrations, by the way, took place after the film had premiered at Sundance and won the Audience Award. Instead of letting the film stay as it was, the team went back to Egypt to make sure that the new story was being told. (And they did this all at great personal risk.) This is documentary filmmaking at its finest. Read our review here. If any film's placement on this list is abritary, it's this one. I am exceedingly glad that I didn't have to review Upstream Color, because I truly couldn't score it. The blurb that I wrote is basically non-commital trash and ends with no score attached. It's a film that defies description, and any number I could have given it would have been completely meaningless. Is it good? Probably. But what if it's terrible? It may very well be. I couldn't even give a 20 point range of where that score could be. But the fact that Upstream Color exists says something wonderful about movies, about what they can do and the growth of a new, truly independent voice in filmmaking. I don't understand Upstream Color, but I love that it's real. And whatever number it may be, it deserves to be on this list. Read our review here. Read Hubert's in-depth analysis here, here, and here. The trailers looked cool and everything, but I didn't expect a whole lot from Captain Phillips. It wasn't until the morning of the world premiere that I thought it might be worth seeing. I missed the press premiere, but those who went told me it was awesome. "Really?" I thought. "Guess I've gotta see it." I was told to see it big, and I have to agree that the big screen definitely adds to the experience (although unlike #7 on this list, it's not required). But even if you missed it in theaters, you definitely have to check it out. It. Is. Intense. Plus, the (mostly improvised) final five minutes features some of the best acting of Tom Hanks's entire career. (He deservedly beat out Chiwetel Ejiofor and Joaquin Phoenix in our NYFF awards.) The fact that he wasn't even nominated for an Oscar is quite literally the worst thing to ever happen in the history of America.  Read our review here. Dallas Buyers Club is not really a great movie. It's just a really good one, and would not by itself earn a spot on this list. But within that movie are two best-in-career performances from actors with some pretty-damn-good performances in their careers. Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto disappear into their characters, and it's freaking incredible. Seriously, two of the best performances of the past few years are on display here (suck it, Daniel Day Lewis), and they take something really good and just turn it into something else entirely. The physical transformation that McConaughey underwent is especially amazing (Leto did something physically similar for Requiem for a Dream, so it is less shocking, though no less impressive). This one hits hard. Gravity is back in theaters this weekend. Go see it now or not at all. The movie is an audiovisual masterpiece but is good at best in any other category. Dialogue? Fine, but way too much of it. Performances? Fine, but too much talking got in the way. Overall narrative? Kinda dumb. But the spectacle of the whole thing is completely unmatched. When I say that it is the most technically accomplished film I've ever seen, I'm not kidding. There's nothing like it in existence. And it single handedly justifies the existence of 3D filmmaking. It remains to be seen whether or not it will have any sort of lasting impact, but I can unequivocally say that it is a film that needs to be seen big. Without the size or the visual depth, its narrative seams go from mildly annoying to downright irritating.  But oh my god does it look good. Read our review here. No film invigorated me like The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Walter Mitty made me want to go and do things. It made me want to travel and see the world. Hell, it made a friend of mine who had never had interest in traveling want to go travel. Where Gravity revels in digital spectacle, Walter Mitty celebrates the physical. Obviously, not everything that happens is real, but the Icelandic and Greenlandic vistas are beautiful in a way few other things are. It doesn't hurt that the movie is just really gosh darn funny, but that's not why it's here. It's here for its optimism, something sorely lacking in films these days. I loved it for that, for the belief that things can and will be okay, that people can be and do great things. Many films on this list are about humanity's failings. Walter Mitty is about humanity's successes. Read our review here. The film with the highest review score I've ever given is only number five on this list. Every film going forward is a film I will never forget. Every film from here on down is one of the best films I've ever seen. (It was a seriously good year.) At Flixist, a 95 changes the way you look at film. Wrong changed the way I look at film. After Quentin Dupieux's Rubber, I didn't really think that absurdism could be done in film form. I thought that perhaps it required the physical presence of the actors. I was wrong. (Ha!) Absurdism can be done. Wrong is essentially a perfect film, doing exactly what it set out to do, and I have exactly zero bad things to say about it. From beginning to end, it shocked and amazed me, and when the credits rolled something had changed.  The next four films affected me in different ways, but all of them were extensions of what I knew cinema was capable of. Wrong was the only film I saw this year that truly broadened my horizons. And for that, it should be commended. Read our review here. My one rule of these lists is to stick to films that could potentially be nominated for an Oscar (my number four of last year was actually Amour). I do this in part because it keeps me from just putting together a list made exclusively of Korean films, but also because I like to believe that a country will put forth its best film to represent itself at the Oscars. Obviously, that doesn't happen, and you need look no further than France's snubbing of Blue is the Warmest Color to see that. (It's not actually that simple, and their hands were tied by the Academy's bullshit rules, but whatever.) I'm not going to let that stop me from singing Blue's praises. I was thinking about Blue is the Warmest Color the other day, and I don't mean just in passing. I mean really thinking about it. It's been months since I saw it, but the emotions that that thing brought out in me are still there. I don't do that very often. Blue hit me harder than any movie has in a long time, and I get chills thinking about the fight between Adèle and Emma. It's such a powerful scene that I would remember it even if I developed amnesia. I wouldn't be able to tell you who I was, where I was from, or why I would know this, but I'd be able to tell you that Blue is the Warmest Color is an incredible film. Read our review here. I almost missed Her. I am extremely glad I didn't. A couple of weeks before the New York opening of the film, I was sitting in a classroom and the conversation for whatever reason turned to the film. Without even thinking about it (I wasn't even really paying attention), I shouted, "Oh my god that movie is so good!" Fortunately, it wasn't actually interrupting anything, but I then felt kind of weird telling everyone that no, it wasn't out yet, and I saw it because I was at the world premiere at the New York Film Festival. (I did not mention that it was at the press screening that happened before the actual premiere.) But that is the sort of reaction the film got from me. It's such a brilliant story that is about as relevant to our time as any modern love story could be. Its utopian near-future is beautifully portrayed, and everything feels real and possible. The relationship between Theodore and Samantha is perfectly rendered, and even though Samantha has no physical form, I believed in the two of them and what they had. Absolutely wonderful. Read our review here. I saw this one back in March and I was convinced right through September that it would be the best film I saw all year. I was wrong (obviously), but that does nothing to diminish what Linklater and co. have made here. The Before trilogy is undoubtedly the best trilogy cinema has ever produced. Before Sunrise is a thing of beauty and Before Sunset even more so. Each of these films took the idea of a feature-length conversation and made it into something incredible. So expectations were high for Before Midnight, and the team delivered on all counts. The scale of the film is so much grander, as the couple is married and seams in their relationship have begun to show. But the comfort that Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy have together is just kind of mind blowing. They are Jesse and Celeste. I saw the films essentially in sequence, and there isn't a hiccup in any performance, despite the 18 year gap. It's truly mesmerizing, and a basically perfect effort on all fronts. Read our review here. It kinda had to be. I knew from the second that it was announced that 12 Years a Slave would be amazing. Steve McQueen is easily one of the best directors working today, and Shame was my number 2 film of 2011. As the cast list grew and grew, there was no way that the film wasn't going to blow everybody out of the water. And just when people thought that maybe the hype was too much... it came out. And... wow. Seriously, wow. From start to finish, 12 Years a Slave is a film that hurts. It is the anti-Walter Mitty. It is a stunning portrayal of humanity's evils and even though Solomon Northrup was eventually freed, the reality that his story was not so unique is almost unbearable. Everybody knows slavery was bad, but it's hard to comprehend just what it was like. 12 Years a Slave may still be a sanitization of that era, but it comes as close to a vicious, horrific portrayal as anything cinema has ever produced. It's a film that everybody should see, and it was best film of 2013.  Read our review here.
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It was a damn good year for film
As our unofficial two weeks of arbitrary best of 2013 lists comes to a close, it seemed fitting to cap the whole thing off with a couple of actual Best Of lists. Nick posted his picks earlier in the day, and now I'm doing min...

Nick's Top 15 Movies of 2013

Jan 17 // Nick Valdez
30-16: Man of Tai Chi, American Hustle, Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, Enough Said, The Great Gatsby, Evil Dead, Don Jon, Monsters University, Wolf Children, The History of Future Folk, Zero Charisma, Mud, Stoker,  The World's End, Drinking Buddies 15. About Time Richard Curtis doesn't exactly have the best track record with notable hits and misses (Hit: Love, Actually. Miss: Bridget Jones' Diarrhea), but when he gets it, he gets it. In a year filled with a good amount of romantic films (there's about five listed here that you should read), About Time is something special. In skews the genre in favor of a light sci-fi twist and uses that twist to instead focus on the relationship between father and son. Instead of becoming a film that makes you ponder the mysteries of love, you're instead left with thoughts of what you'd change in your life if you had the power to go back in time. It earns a spot on this list for that introspection alone.  Read our review of About Time here. 14. Pain & Gain Michael Bay made an art film last year. If you would've told me a few months ago that a Michael Bay film would end up on my Top List, I would've laughed in your face. Sure Pain & Gain is arthouse only in theory (it's like someone described to Bay what an arthouse film was, and he sort of winged it), but it's just so damn fun. Everything wraps up into a neat, but grungy package. It's based on a true story, it criticizes the darker aspects of the American dream, and it finds humor in the most unexpected places. Dwayne Johnson has never been more entertaining as a conflicted post-prison Christian convert who's now suddenly hit with a perverted vision of the world. Not everything worked, but I have to give Bay credit where it's due. It was a fantastic first try.  Read our review of Pain & Gain here. 13. Spring Breakers Spring Breakers set the tone of 2013. After Spring Breakers, whether or not the trend was coincidental, most films began deconstructing whatever genre they're a part of. SB had the party movie and it was fabulous. From James Franco's Riff Raff rip off, to the zealous use of neon and bright color juxtaposed with the gritty action, to how fantastically many scenes were shot. The reason the film is on this list is mainly for the reaction it brought out in me. A mix of disdain, shock, and general enjoyment. Sprang Breeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaak. Sprang Break fo evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  Read our review of Spring Breakers here. 12. Dallas Buyers Club Matthew McConuaghey has been on a steady rise since 2012 and it comes to its apex in Dallas Buyers Club. In what amounts to far more than a shock transformation type casting, McConaughey truly brings a physical and emotional pain to Ron Woodroof. And Jared Leto? I'm glad he's come back to acting. Rayon might not be the central focus in DBC, but her arc is the most splendid. Her final scene is something which still emotionally shakes me every time I reflect on it. It's a good film, not perfect, but damn good.  11. The Spectacular Now The Spectacular Now is a gem, plain and simple. From its well cast protagonist (Miles Teller, who's milking his typecasting as the drunk goof with wonderful results), to the remarkably subdued Shailene Woodley, to its broken relationships. It's more than your standard teenage wasteland film. Rarely do the characters in Now do anything without purpose. Every decision made, every conversation, is there to grow and change the budding relationship between Aimee and Sutter. It redefines "puppy love," and is now the new standard for teenage romance films going forward. Loving, hopeful, and excruciatingly sad at the same time.  10. You're Next Rare I'll love a horror film this much. I'm not a huge fan of the genre (as I'm a big ole' pansy and scare stupidly easy. Remember that Goosebumps TV show? I don't. Too scary), so I don't usually go out of my way to see them. I had completely missed out on You're Next's initial theatrical release, and was fine until the hype started building. Matt really enjoyed it, my Twitter friend @Xzyliac championed it, so I was a little more inclined to buy it on VOD. I'm so glad I did. It's inventive, gruesome (but not overtly as to gross you out), and just pure fun. Once You're Next really gets going, you'll actually find yourself laughing and be happily confused as to why. It's just that much fun. Try seeing it with friends.  Read our review of You're Next here. 9. The Act of Killing  The Act of Killing is also something I didn't get to see in theaters because it had a limited release (you can find it on Netflix Instant as of this writing), and instead hunted down a VOD copy. The Act of Killing was something I was instantly attracted to since I had seen its first trailer. It's a documentary that peers behind the emotional curtain of one of the scariest men in Indonesia, Anwar Congo, and never lets you go. It's oddly humorous at times, the content of the documentary (as Congo acts out murders) is captivating, and I felt emotionally drained right after watching it. So perfect movie, right?  Read our review of The Act of Killing here. 8. Inside Llewyn Davis  Inside Llewyn Davis is definitely a film you should at least see once. Although my appreciation of it will most likely grow with each viewing, Davis is an interesting perception of the struggling artist. Rather than glorify the implied freedom that comes with the career, Davis instead focuses on the angst brought on by constant failure. I don't know whether or not I like Llewyn as a protagonist, and that's sort of the point. You see a guy tear through what life has thrown at him and he's only met with negativity. But that angst also begs the question of whether or not to move forward. Even if Davis follows the hero's journey model, it's successfully hidden from plain sight. Oh and the music? OH MAN SO GOOD YEAH.  Read our review of Inside Llewyn Davis here.  7. 12 Years A Slave 12 Years A Slave is the only film this year that made me cry actual tears from my manly, muscley eyes. Solomon Northrup (finely portrayed by Chiwetel Ejiofor, who I hope gets to be in more things from now on) is dragged through hell and back again only to witness dark and repulsive things. Rather than rest on white guilt, 12 Years A Slave is a powerful disfigurement of the antebellum south. It's also one of the best character films I saw last year. To see Solomon's will decay, then reinvigorate, just to decay all over again sucked me into the experience. There are these extended shots in the film (most of them close ups on Solomon's face) which toy with emotional tension in such nuanced ways. I'm starting to tear up right now just thinking about them.  Read our review of 12 Years A Slave here. 6. Short Term 12 I actually didn't see Short Term 12 until it released on home video a few days ago, and I'm glad I squeezed it into the week. I'm sad no one had told me about it before because Short Term 12 is nothing short of an intimate masterpiece. It runs through a dazzling bevy of emotions with swift, tight script work. Every huge moment is subdued, and is grounded because of that restraint. I've never seen Brie Larson better. It's almost as if she bided her time until she got a role which allowed her to show her full range. And it's such a quiet range. Larson says more with her eyes than most can say in entire speeches. Fantastic work.  5. Frozen I had completely expected to only like Frozen because I had to. With Tangled, Brave, or The Princess and the Frog, I was mildly entertained while forgiving a serviceable plot for the winning Disney charm. I fully expected to walk out of my screening with "eh, at least one song was good." To this day I thank my lucky stars I was so very wrong. Frozen packs a hearty wallop and deserves all the recognition and praise it's getting. Rather than ride on Disney's coattails, Frozen is the bravest and most cutting film in their line up.  It looks at the Princess movies of the past, and says "I can do better" in a non-cynical or derogatory way. It destroys Disney's tropes for women, sets a new standard for their CG animation, and also has one of the best Disney songs in recent memory (Idina Menzel has the voice of a goddess). Don't let the Disney moniker fool you, Frozen is the most Disney yet anti-Disney film you'll see in years.  Read our review of Frozen here. 4. Fast & Furious 6 While the latter half of 2013 will try to convince you otherwise, 2013 started off as a year of big, stupidly fun movies. And nothing said "Big and Stupid Fun" better than Furious 6. Cashing in on Fast Five's promise of high octane, obscene superhero action, Furious 6 was its very own Avengers movie as it assembled past stars and pit them against an evil mirror group. With its practical car stunts (A plane driving out of a car shouldn't seem feasible, but F6 delightfully proves it can happen and look damn good while doing it), deluge of beautiful yet strong women (I mean it features Tanktop Jesus and the next Wonder Woman, after all), and overall positive message of family togetherness (Birthing the fabulous #FAMILY). Paul Walker's untimely demise might be overshadowing the future of the franchise, but I want more of this. Rare a film celebrates its own existence in such a loving and fitting fashion.  Read our review of Fast & Furious 6 here. 2 (TIE). Her I want to start this off by saying Her made me want to love again. Laugh all you want, Her is genuinely romantic. Joaquin Phoenix's Theodore Twombley is me, damn it. Although I'm not as attractively awkward, and hate his pants because they make him look like an old man with cameltoe, I completely related to Theodore's troubles. I can't say I've been in a divorce or dated anyone like Rooney Mara, but I'm an emotional wreck who just wants someone to love me back. I'm cuddly, right?  Anyway, Her is surprisingly grounded despite its fantastical futuristic setting and that's because the emotion comes from a real place. It never once phoned it in and, thanks to Phoenix's phenomenal performance (and ability to hold it together in all of those close ups), you sink right into the romantic roller coaster. Her is a brilliant ride.  Read our review of Her here. 2 (TIE). This is the End WHOA. Who saw this coming? I sure didn't. Back when the first few trailers for This is the End began cropping up, I was notably uninterested. I'm a fan of Rogen's comedies, but I never loved them as much as I love this movie. Call it what you want (shallow, disgusting, immature) but it's more than meets the eye. This is The End is, at its core, a story about a friendship surviving the worst odds. It's about facing change and accepting it in order to become a better, happier person. It's not exactly a novel concept to have famous people playing themselves, but TiTE uses this to its advantage. Rather than date itself and fall into stoner comedy pitfalls, TiTE uses a tight script and nuanced adlib performances (watch the "Line-O-Rama" special feature on the home video release to see how much work is really put into the dialogue and you'll be floored) to deliver the best comedy of the year. This is the End completely delivers on what its title promises and gives you the best finale of 2013. You won't find a happier, believable celebration of the end.  Read our review of This is the End here. 1. The Wolf of Wall Street Her and This is The End may have brought their "A" Game, but The Wolf of Wall Street is so good, it created a new game altogether. With Scorsese and DiCaprio aging as pretenders challenge the throne (*cough* American Hustle *cough*), we had no idea they were waiting to release this juggernaut of a movie on the world. The longest film of 2013 ironically feels the shortest as every scene is as entertaining as possible.  Watching The Wolf of Wall Street is like going to a restaurant and ordering an entire cake. At first you think it'd be crazy to digest it all, but then it tastes sweeter and sweeter with every bite. You then consume more, and more, and then more until you realize you've eaten the whole thing.  And you don't even feel guilty about it.  Read our review of The Wolf of Wall Street here.   What are your favorite movies of 2013? Did I miss any of your favorites? Leave a comment below or hit me up on Twitter! While you're at it, why not check out my Top 5 Animated Movies of 2013 and 10 Best Movie Music Moments lists too!
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I have seen 80 films released in 2013. Here are 15 of the best ones
You're probably thinking, "Who's this Nick guy and why should I care about what movies he liked the most?" Let me introduce myself. I'm Nick Valdez, News Editor of Flixist. I'm the guy who wrote about 25 Christmas flicks last...

The Top 6 Korean Films Released on Netflix in 2013

Jan 17 // Alec Kubas-Meyer
A Company Man [embed]217085:41127:0[/embed] When I joke about how violent Korean films are, I usually conjure up an image of something that resembles A Company Man, a film that features a man walk into his old office with an M-16. Then there's a firefight (because everyone else is packing), and a whole lot of people die. Like, a ridiculous number of people. The message of A Company Man is that there is more to life than your work, and I know that because soon after this massacre, the protagonist sits down with a young man and fucking says it. I mean, how heavy handed can you get? That's even more bash-your-head-in-blatant than The Shining's "All work and no play" scene. It's completely ridiculous, and it sounds more like a bizarre figment of my imagination than a real thing. But it is a real thing, and it's on Netflix, and you should go watch it. Assuming you can handle bloodshed. If you can't, though, why are you interested in Korean movies? Watch it here. My Girlfriend is an Agent [embed]217085:41126:0[/embed] Whereas most of the films on this list are dark, violent, and depressing, My Girlfriend is an Agent is bright, violent, and delightful. It simultaneously revives the spy-themed romantic comedy and then brutally murders it, because it's just so good there's no way to follow it up (so people may as well not try). It's a silly movie that's constantly doing new and surprising things, and the less you know about it the better. But it'll put a big, dumb grin on your face and have you in hysterics at least once or twice.  Read our review here. Watch it here. Rough Cut [embed]217085:41125:0[/embed] The movie that's being made within Rough Cut is a movie that I would want to make: get some people who know how to fight to fight. No stunt men, no pulled punches. They just beat each other until someone says "Cut." It's also how I envision the higher-quality action scenes in so many Korean films are made. So while I understand that this film is not actually representative of the average film set, I have chosen to view it as something of a docudrama. But real or imagined, Rough Cut tells a compelling story and has some great action scenes to cap it all off. They may not the best fights I've seen (somewhat unfortunate given the basic premise of the film), but each punch really means something and matters to the story. That sort of narrative weight to these physical blows is something missing from so many action movies these days, and that helps Rough Cut stand out from the pack. Read our review here. Watch it here. New World [embed]217085:41123:0[/embed] Did you know that Choi Min-sik doesn't really like violence? Could've fooled me. New World is yet another super-violent entrant in his filmography (although his part is relatively tame). When I spoke with him in 2012, he likened it to The Departed (I'm still slightly offended he didn't compare it to Infernal Affairs, but whatever), and I don't know that that's a particularly helpful comparison. Like that film, there is an undercover agent... and that's basically where the similarities end. But it's a good thing, because we've already got The Departed (and Infernal Affairs). It's good to have a different sort of undercover story, and there are some pretty great twists along the way. Also, the opening shot of the movie is of a dude covered in his own blood. Seriously, Korea? You need some counseling. Watch it here. The Thieves [embed]217085:41124:0[/embed] I really don't watch enough heist movies. I honestly couldn't tell you why I don't, but I could count probably count the number of heist films I've seen on two hands. But I have seen The Thieves, and it's pretty awesome. It's not an amazing movie, really, but it's a lot of fun, and there's nothing wrong with a little fun once in a while. The film's epic scale and international rivalry adds a really fascinating tension, especially for someone without a whole lot of context for racial divides in other areas of the world. I really enjoy seeing the racism in other cultures, and while I've probably got a relatively skewed vision from Korean blockbusters, it's interesting to see what does and does not get said about vast swaths of people.  But what really matters is that The Thieves shows off a great heist. I do wish I had more to compare it to, though, because heists are awesome. Maybe that should be my resolution for 2014: see more freaking heist movies. Watch it here. Pieta [embed]217085:41122:0[/embed] Until Amour came along and screwed everything up, Pieta was my favorite foreign film of 2012. Kim Ki-Duk is a very... unique director, and his films are compelling and sickening in equal part. I think the easiest moment to point to is the one when the protagonist forces this new woman in his life to prove she is his mother. Immediately following the film I had a 45 minute discussion with people who had not watched it attempting to justify the actions in that scene to them, and they were having none of it. They couldn't get beyond the face value of it, and I will be the first to admit that it's pretty disturbed stuff, but there's logic here, deranged as it may be. Watching this man go through what could have been the best time of his life is absolutely heartbreaking. It's a cruel film, and it's tough to watch, but it's brilliant nonetheless. Watch it here.  
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Korean movies are still pretty freaking great
Nearly every time I tell people that I'm a fan of Korean films, I point them to the Korean subgenre on Netflix. It's easy, and even though many people won't ever check them out, I'm happy that the option is there. I understan...

Nick's 10 Best Movie Music Moments of 2013

Jan 14 // Nick Valdez
Honorable Mentions: Turbo - "That Snail is Fast!,"  American Hustle - "Live and Let Die," Despicable Me 2 - "Happy," We're the Millers - "Waterfalls," Only God Forgives - "Leum mai long," Stoker - Piano Duet, The History of Future Folk - "Moons of Hondo" [embed]217090:41102:0[/embed] 10. "I Swear," as performed by The Minions - Despicable Me 2 Despicable Me 2 had one particularly interesting thing going for it: its Pharell produced score. And while "Happy" nearly made this list because it's damn excellent, nothing beats how the Minions are at peak adorable capacity when they sing All-4-One's "I Swear" (roughly translated as "Underwear"). It's not the fact they're singing it, it's the commitment to the bit that hits home. The white suits, their music video movement, and that final talk to a flower. It's exquisitely cute in a film filled with that same cuteness.  [embed]217090:41103:0[/embed] 9. "Izzo (H.O.V.A.)" - The Great Gatsby  While F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby is a great text, one of its major problems is how it treats the non-White races. Baz Luhrmann's adaptation solves most of the those issues in one scene, and in fact, the greatest scene in the movie. African Americans are only showed twice in the film, once as workers, and once as an elite group of party goers ordering around a White gentleman. It's nice considering they never show up again (and it's using the one song that wasn't originally composed for the film). Gatsby has a very good soundtrack, but nothing tops the marriage of music and visuals in this one moment.  Read our review of The Great Gatsby here. [embed]217090:41104:0[/embed] 8. "Doby," as performed by Will Ferrell - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Anchorman 2 may not have been anywhere near as funny as the first film, but it has got some classic moments of its own. One of them involves the baby shark, Doby. It's not really the song itself that places it on the list, but the montage that accompanies it. It's been done before, sure, but seeing that crying kid also made it one of the funniest things I saw last year. Swim Doby, you majestic bastard.  Read our review of Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues here.   [embed]217090:41135:0[/embed] 7. "The Moon Song," as performed by Scarlett Johansson -  Her Her is the best romantic film that only features one person talking to the screen. At one point, it gets terribly cliche (Theo and Sam go to a cabin), yet it's not cliche and it's wonderfully gorgeous. Mostly because of Scarlett Johansson and Joaquin Phoenix's duet on "The Moon Song." It's light, heartbreakingly beautiful, and Johansson's cracking voice gives it an especially lovely charm. It's truly a romantic theme that'll last for a long, long time.  Read our review of Her here. [embed]217090:41109:0[/embed] 6. Hum Chant, as performed by Matthew McConaughey and Leonardo DiCaprio - The Wolf of Wall Street This may not count entirely as a music moment per say, but it's got a beat and it's damn catchy. More so than most of this list. At the end of the first trailer, you catch a glimpse of this chant when Matthew McConaughey sings it for a bit. But there's so much more to the scene. There's also a bit toward the end where it's repeated and it's the most guttural, animalistic sound I had heard last year. Every time I want to inspire myself, I'm going to use the exact same chant. It just hits home and makes you believe "F**k yeah! I can do this!" For a song I can use in every day life, there are few better.  Read our review of The Wolf of Wall Street here. [embed]217090:41110:0[/embed] 5. "I'm Free" - The World's End  But why just use a song when you can adapt to your very mantra? That's where "I'm Free" comes into The World's End. In a film that seems to ultimately be about resisting forced change, sometimes you just want to be free to do what you want at any old time. It's not higher on this list because it's more of a thematic overtone rather than a single moment (although I'd love to point out how well it's used in The World's End pub finale), but it's still a wonderfully chosen song. It's a weird nostalgic trip about living out your dreams in the 90s that's being transformed into a theme for any day, any year. Just do what you want.  Read our review of The World's End here. [embed]217090:41111:0[/embed] 4. "Let It Go," as performed by Idina Menzel - Frozen Now if you're talking about a song that says you should do what you want, look no further than Frozen's "Let It Go." Becoming an instantly gratifying addition to Disney's musical repertoire, Idina Menzel finally delivers on her sadly songless performance in Enchanted. This one scene becomes not only the best part of Frozen, but the best animated moment of the year. Elsa singing about finally releasing her worry, creating the ice castle, and changing into that oddly sultry dress is something I ended up replaying multiple times. Although every song in Frozen's catalog is wonderful (the "First Time in Forever" Reprise being a close second), "Let It Go" is going to end up on every fan's "Top Ten Disney Songs" list alongside "Kiss the Girl," "Beauty and the Beast," and "Circle of Life" for many, many years to come.  Read our review of Frozen here. [embed]217090:41112:0[/embed] 3. "Run N*gger Run/Roll Jordan Roll," as performed by Paul Dano/Chiwetel Ejiofor - 12 Years A Slave Now I couldn't decide between two of 12 Years A Slave's standouts because they're both used so well. Both songs are used to capture moments of extreme dread and help drive home what kind of hopeless situation Solomon's in. Paul Dano mockingly singing "Run N*gger Run" is Dano at his career slimiest, but nothing is more heartbreaking that "Roll Jordan Roll." The extended close up, the realization of Ejiofor's face, until Solomon finally gives in and joins the hymn. It's that moment where your heart tears in two. He's stuck and finally releasing some emotion and it's incredibly unsettling.  Read our review of 12 Years A Slave here. [embed]217090:41113:0[/embed] 2. "Everytime,"  as performed by James Franco, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine - Spring Breakers Want to talk about incredibly unsettling? Spring Breakers set the stage early on in 2013. After this movie, I knew we were in for a fantastic year of crazy movies. Who knew that it set the trend that each film would defy expectations of its genre moving forward? If the intro or gun fellatio scenes didn't scare you away, you eventually got to the best scene in the film. As Alien (James Franco really turns it out) serenades his lovely trio of bandits with Britney Spears, one of the best montages of the year helps establish hammer the film's exuberant tone if you hadn't figured it out by then. It's just so, so visually captivating. And hilarious. Captilarious.  Read our review of Spring Breakers here. [embed]217090:41114:0[/embed] 1.  "Take Yo Panties Off/When the Shit Goes Down/Paper Planes/Gangnam Style/I Will Always Love You/Backstreet's Back" - This is the End Now This is the End won't be every person's favorite movie (some unfortunately think it's shallow, and they're wrong), but it uses music incredibly well. TiTE has a ton of montages in it, and it's never once terrible. Each song choice is poignant, and most importantly, hilarious. It's also completely ignorable too. When Danny McBride first enters to Cypress Hill's "When the Shit Goes Down" it really doesn't hit home until later why that song was chosen. "Take Yo Panties Off" is Craig Robinson's best song, "Gangnam Style" might be the most dated choice but it only lasts a few seconds, and the final two songs lead to the most sincerely happy and riotous finale of last year. If anything makes me as delighted as TiTE's finale did in 2014, I can die and go to heaven myself.  Read our review of This is the End here.   What are your favorite movie music moments of 2013? Did I miss any of your favorites? Leave a comment below or hit me up on Twitter! While you're at it, why not check out my Top 5 Animated Movies of 2013 list too!
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Music to my ears
I'm a sucker for a good soundtrack. Your film could be the worst thing since sliced bread and I'd still love it if the songs were nice. But the best movies take their song choices (or original works) and use them in spectacul...

Matt's 10 best 2013 movies you can watch on Netflix

Jan 13 // Matthew Razak
Drinking Buddies Drinking Buddies is a legitimately great comedy that you probably haven't seen since it was in and out of theaters faster than it should have been. It's got a stellar cast including Anna Kendricks, Olivia Wilde and Jake M. Johnson. Seriously, this is one of the actually good 2013 films on Netflix and should get all the plays possible.  Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Somehow this movie wasn't entirely awful and was strangely popular with audiences. While the film isn't smart or incredibly interesting it's got solid action and is good enough to enjoy while shutting your brain off. It's actually perfect Netflix fodder as it's a quick, easy, thoughtless action romp that you can flip on and watch while making ginger bread houses. Blackfish One of the great things about Netflix is that you'll watch documentaries now. When they're right in front of your face and easy to play you turn them on and realize documentaries are actually interesting. Blackfish is relentlessly interesting as it tells the tale of the "killer whale" Tilikum, the infamous whale who, unlike his wild partners, has killed human beings. It's an amazing deconstruction of our human perception and actual fact all based around the horrors of these majestic creature's treatment in captivity. The Act of Killing The Act of Killing might be one of the best ideas for a documentary ever and the fact that it exists is a stunning triumph. Asking mass murderers to reenact their killings as if they were movies, the film delves into why we kill and how people excuse their actions. Meanwhile the fact that the film is asking killers to make films confronts our own ideas of representation in film and how valid the stories we're told are. If you need conversation topics this film is crammed full of them. (ed: looks like it was taken off recently. Hopefully it comes back.) The Last Stand Arnold returned to action in a big way in 2013. None of the movies really reached the greatness of his former glory but the one that got the closest was The Last Stand. A mash of a classic western and modern uber-action the film plays out idiotically, but as idiotically as its supposed to. Plus, it's a modern western with Arnold in it. You're probably not going to get too many of those. Upstream Color I didn't really get Upstream Color, but Hubert Vigilla did. Three times over. So watch it. Scratch your head and then come here for enlightenment. Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Prince Avalanche Prince Avalanche is the rare comedy that works emotionally too. The tale of two guys who go off to work in the woods opens up into a story about life, loss and friendship. Set in an area of Texas ravaged by forest fires it is both humorous and heartfelt in ways that most humorous and heartfelt movies only want to be. There's a texture to Prince Avalanche missing from the modern "meaningful" comedy and that texture is a bit of truth.  Movie 43 Do not just sit down and watch Movie 43. Prepare for it. Get some friends maybe. Have a few drinks. Smoke some weed. This isn't a movie you can watch alone just to see how bad it is. It's too bad to do that and you'll die of awfulness. However, with a few friends and plenty of planning you'll be ready to take on this movie without shooting yourself. You should watch this, but please be ready.  Lovelace Lovelace is a flawed movie, but it has two factors that make it worth watching. One is that Amanada Seyfried is naked in it as she portrays legendary porn actress and then feminist Linda Lovelace. The other is that James Franco has an amazingly miscast cameo as Hugh Hefner, and we all know that fantastically bad James Franco cameos make sitting through a mediocre movie well worth it.  Sharknado Everyone else has seen it so you probably should too, right? It actually isn't that enjoyable once the gag wears out, but a good lesson that a punchline should sometimes just remain a punchline. 
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They may not be the best of 2013, but you can watch them now
Netflix is awesome. Streaming movies is great and they've got tons of classics and a decent amount of more recent blockbusters. However, Netflix isn't actually known for being super up to date with the movies on it. While it ...

FlixList: Top 10 Worst Grossing Movies of 2013

Jan 10 // Sean Walsh
[embed]216330:40587:0[/embed] 10. Getaway Total Gross: $10,501,938 Theaters: 2,135 Release date: August 30, 2013 Score on Rotten Tomatoes: A whopping 2% I love Ethan Hawke. I have nothing against Selena Gomez. Why didn't their car-centric thriller work? Let's take a look at the plot synopsis (spoilers, obviously) on Wikipedi...oh. Yeah, that sounds pretty stupid. My threshold for stupid raised significantly after leaving my crappy movie theater job, since I typically have to pay for my movies now. At least Ethan Hawke has that sweet, sweet #CrimeDay money to count. [embed]212490:38725:0[/embed] 9. Bullet to the Head Total Gross: $9,489,829 Theaters: 2,404 Release date: February 1, 2013 Score on Rotten Tomatoes: 46% Sylvester Stallone is old as hell at this point. That hasn't stopped him from starring in not one, not two, but three movies last year and penning the Jason Statham rural crime thriller Homefront while working on the third installment of the ever-ludicrous Expendables franchise. His film Bullet to the Head, a sort of buddy cop revenge action thriller, was more or less entertaining, had the perfect amount of cheese, and an axe fight for a climax. Not, like, hatchets, but fire axes. FIRE. AXES. It was awesome. It's even in the trailer. If a 67-year-old man having an axe fight with Khal Drogo from Game of Thrones can't put butts in seats, I don't know what will. At least Escape Plan and (ugh) Grudge Match cracked the top 100. [embed]217102:41096:0[/embed] 8. Tyler Perry Presents Peeples Total Gross: $9,177,065 Theaters: 2,041 Release date: May 10, 2013 Score on Rotten Tomatoes: 34% Why, Craig Robinson? This was a mildly musing take on Guess Who's Coming to Dinner with Tyler Perry's name slapped on top with David Allen Greer as the uptight jerk patriarch of the family Craig Robinson's character is trying to impress so he can get their blessing to propose to his girlfriend. We've seen it all before, but this time there's lesbians. Meh.  [embed]217102:41097:0[/embed] 7. Battle of the Year Total Gross: $8,888,355 Theaters: 2,008 Release date: September 20, 2013 Score on Rotten Tomatoes: 4% I can't even feel bad for this movie. If your dance movie doesn't have Channing Tatum but it does have Chris Brown? You have done one of the following: A.) Goofed B.) Goofed C.) Goofed D.) All of the above And this is from someone who absolutely adores Sawyer from Lost. [embed]217108:41098:0[/embed] 6. Movie 43 Total Gross: $8,840,453 Theaters: 2,023 Release date: January 25, 2013 Score on Rotten Tomatoes: 4% I would rather watch all the rest of the movies on this list while accurately roleplaying Theon Greyjoy's season 3 arc on Game of Thrones than see this movie again. Just because you have the most stars ever doesn't mean you can put something this intellectually offensive out into the world. I was so excited when I saw the credits begin to roll, and then they pulled the rug out from under me with a whole 'nother bit that climaxed (literally?) with poor Josh Duhamel getting sexually assaulted in the mouth by a cartoon cat. COMEDY, AMIRITE? Seriously, this movie can go to hell. [embed]215763:40165:0[/embed] 5. Machete Kills Total Gross: $8,008,161 Theaters: 2,538 Release date: October 11, 2013 Score on Rotten Tomatoes: 31% Seeing as how Robert Rodriguez is my spirit animal, my not seeing this movie in theaters counts among my top five biggest regrets of 2013. I'd ask if the "exploitation noveaux" genre is winding down, but it's not like there was really ever all that much money to be made there. The worst part is we will likely never see a full version of Machete Kills Again...in Space now. Hopefully Sin City 2 brings the heat this year. My heart can't take this kind of disappointment two years in a row. [embed]217102:41095:0[/embed] 4. Paranoia Total Gross: $7,385,015 Theaters: 2,459 Release date: August 16, 2013 Score on Rotten Tomatoes: 4% How do you mess up a corporate intrigue film starring Thor's brother (no, not Loki, Liam), Han Solo, Commissioner Gordon, and the super-sexy Amber Heard? I didn't see this movie, so I cannot tell you. In fact, I don't know anybody who did... I wonder if there's some correlation there. No, I take that back. My friend Lizz from Lizz at the Movies saw it. And she wrote about it, even! [embed]217102:41092:0[/embed] 3. Black Nativity Total Gross: $7,008,586 Theaters: 1,525 Release date: November 27, 2013 Score on Rotten Tomatoes: 48% I'm really not much for Christmas movies. The only modern Christmas movies I can think of that I thoroughly enjoyed have been Four Christmases and A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas. I'm also not big on religious themes in films. Between that and the trailer for this movie, I decided to save the $11.50 I'd set aside for a holiday movie for Wolf of Wall Street. Something tells me I'm not the only one. [embed]217102:41093:0[/embed] 2. The Fifth Estate Total Gross: $3,255,008 Theaters: 1,769 Release date: October 18, 2013 Score on Rotten Tomatoes: 38% I liked The Fifth Estate. It was like The Social Network and Jobs in that it was based on a true story, featured a socially retarded, often self-important jerk with a well-meaning friend, and covered some important history. Maybe people just don't care about the whole WikiLeaks thing anymore? I don't know. But it starred Tumblr Sweetheart Benedict Cumberbatch! Maybe people got their Cumberfix from Star Trek Into Darkness. Maybe a score by Trent Reznor could have helped. [embed]217102:41094:0[/embed] 1. Phantom Total Gross: $1,034,589 Theaters: 1,118 Release date: March 1, 2013 Score on Rotten Tomatoes: 25% This movie was, for a film that was just there one day, fantastic. A taut thriller set on a Russian sub during the Cold War staring Ed Harris, David Duchovny, William Fichtner, and Lance Henriksen, Phantom came out of nowhere. I saw zero advertising, not even a single trailer, yet there it was. I watched it and was floored. Even with the lack of advertising, I am stunned it just barely broke the million dollar mark. I'll let this sink in: Movie 43 made almost eight million more dollars than Phantom. There is no justice in this world. Watch this movie on Netflix and tell me that this film deserves to be the worst-grossing wide release of 2013. [embed]217108:41107:0[/embed] Honorable Mention: Justin Bieber's Believe Total Gross: $5,963,482.00 Theaters: 1,037 Release date: December 25th, 2013 Score on Rotten Tomatoes: 50% I guess people just don't Belieb like they used to. In conclusion, I'm not surprised most of these movies are in the bottom ten. Some (Machete Kills and Phantoms) break my heart. Others, like Movie 43, I'm upset that they're as high on the list as they are. Ultimately, Josh Duhamel said it best with this face: That's actually a pretty good Michael Shannon impression. What are your thoughts on the worst-grossing movies of the year?
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Depressing: Baggage Claim grossed more than twice of any of these movies
Since the dawn of time, there have been winners and there have been losers. There's no question about that. Sometimes, the winners deserve to win, like those damnable Colonial upstarts fighting for their freedom during the Re...

Michael's 10 Most Unnecessary Nude Scenes of 2013

Jan 09 // Michael Jordan
10. Blue is the Warmest Color -  Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos  Coming in at an astounding 12 mins long of combined sexual escapades, Blue is the Warmest Color took its lesbian porn scenes with Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos to a whole new level of unnecessary when these two actresses hit each other's trenches as if it was World War II. Out of context you really feel like you just entered in to a high quality soft core porn (this might be the first one ever made!) and not an amazing movie about the growth of a young adolescent and her path to adulthood.  9. Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa - Rubber penis in vending machine. You are already rolling your eye at the sight of "Jackass," I can feel it. We already know its going to be over-the-top, but penis in the vending machine over-the-top? I think not. In an effort to reach out to their demographic, teen boys that own rubber penises, Bad Grandpa takes some time out of its heart warming story of a Grandpa traveling the country with his 8-year-old grandson, to give us a tasteful dick joke or two.  8. Sweetwater - January Jones Its safe to say that January Jones is quite the bad ass right now. Whether she is playing Emma Frost in X-Men: First Class or Betty Draper in Mad Men, she has been mixing her sex appeal and personal strength to make some memorable characters. Sweetwater took some of that mysterious eroticism out of the sails, in one of the most ass kicking ways possible, when her character, Sarah Ramírez, busts out her hand cannon on two scoundrels on horse back who interrupt her river bathing. 7. Spring Breakers - Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens & James Franco Now this comes in kinda low on the list because you don't actually see any areola or dong, just some bodies grinding a butt, but put it into context of Ashley Benson and Vanessa Hugens sexing up James Franco doing his best impersonation of Riff Raff, and you have the recipe for shattered dreams that will leave you sad inside. I could have just as easily said the Rachel Korine drunken gang bang montage that actually shows some nipple, which is just as horrifying, especially when you think about the fact that Rachel Korine is the wife of director, Harmony Korine. That must have been an awkward talk, "Hey honey, I want you to be in a scene where you get topless and have an extremely depressing drunken gang bang montage that leaves you with physical and mental scars." I am sure those where his exact words.   6. Behind the Candelabra - Matt Damon & Michael Douglas  While this year has been kinda light on on the male side of nudity, it makes up for it in creepy. The autobiographical story of Liberace and his lover, Scott Thorson, takes you deep (bit the pillow) into there behind (wink wink) the scenes romance (butt sex). The "look who's up" scene is equal parts weird guy on the corner offering candy to kids, and "Holy crap, did I just see Michael Douglas in bed with Matt Damon. I need to stop drinking." 5. This Is The End - Giant Devil  Copying a page out of the video game adaptation of Dante's Inferno, This is the End sports a huge floppy Devil dong. With a litany of dick jokes, you could say this one was the largest in the movie. This has been a big year for digital penis physics. 4. Wolf of Wall Street - Leonardo DiCaprio and Margot Robbie I know what you might be thinking: the scenes are not over the top and are used to set the tone of their lives. Sure, but when it comes to having sex on top of a pile of money, then you have gone to far. Margot Robbie was even quoted as saying: I got a million paper cuts on my back from all that money! It’s not as glamorous as it sounds. If anyone is ever planning on having sex on top of a pile of cash: don’t. Also did anyone stop to think, wait are they now going to spend that cum covered money and where? The thought of handing it to some poor sob at McD's drive through is gut retching.  3. Trance - Rosario Dawson Now Trance was a pretty good heist movie starring James McAvoy as an art auctioneer that gets mixed up with a group of not so savory partners and a hypnotherapist. But though the smash and grab of a multi-million dollar painting heist left many confused and stumbling, Rosario Dawson sporting full frontal nudity and a Brazilian wax was just as jaw dropping. Dawson has come a long way since Clerks 2, that's for sure. 2. The Hangover III - End Credits While not known for its taste and refinement, The Hangover III sports raunchy jokes and an over the top story of drunken buffoonary, but the credits shot of full frontal male nudity just seems like a throw away, as if they did not have the balls to show it in the movie itself. Don't marginalize the penis Hollywood, you have wood right in your name! In a movie based on drunken dick and fart jokes, you would think they wouldn't have the testis to go all out. God knows they gave enough opportunity to do so in the movie.  1. The Canyons - Lindsay Lohan Oh Lindsay Lohan, the candle that burns twice as bright and twice as fast. What can I say she has made a career out of a train wreck. Not her career obviously, but a career for every paparazzi that chooses to follow her around, documenting her decent into crazy town (making me remember a very bad 90's band). Unlike most of the movies on this list, I would say the entire movie was unnecessary. The only reason anyone watched this movie was to see how many times Director Paul Schrader could get Lindsay Lohan to get naked. I am sure the words he used to convince her were more along the lines found on a mirror cut up with a razor and snorted via $100 bill than "This will win your respect back in the film making community." Honorable mention: Orange is the New Black - Laura Prepon and Taylor Schilling While not being a movie but still making the dreams of my teenage self come true, Laura Prepon, better know for her roll as Donna form That 70's Show, gives us a happily unnecessary (at least for me) lesbian topless make out scene in the first episode of this Netflix hit series. Unlike her past co-star on That 70's Show, Mila Kunis, who uses body doubles and CGI for her nude scenes (what are you hiding Kunis!), Prepon is not afraid to get a little chesty in a scene ripped straight out of a Cinemax late night skin flix. Honorable mention: Lady Gaga Not exactly having to deal with film but definitely making a scene in an effort to show just how little a crap she actually gives, and possibly to see how many STDs she can give to her fans in one show, Lady GaGa showed up to Lollapalooza festival in Chicago in this little number. Thank you Lady GaGa for all your hard work.
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Who bares it all?
Some times the film world likes to take things to the extremes, sometimes they just want to see if they can get a way with it, and sometimes they just don't give a flying poo about what they put in their movies as long as peo...

Isabelle's Top 5 Movie Romances of 2013

Jan 07 // Isabelle Magliari
[embed]217100:41081:0[/embed] 5. Gatsby and Daisy - The Great Gatsby Few couples fit the doomed romance trope better than The Great Gatsby’s Daisy Buchanan and Jay Gatsby. From F. Scott Fitzgerald’s pages to Baz Luhrmann’s 2013 film, Daisy and Gatsby’s star-crossed love remains potent and all encompassing. One of The Great Gatsby’s greatest achievements is taking a romance penned in 1925 and successfully breathing new (and, eventually, horrifically depressing) life into it. Leonardo Dicaprio and Carey Mulligan have electric chemistry as Daisy and Gatsby. While watching, I found myself believing that their love might actually survive past the ending credits, despite my knowledge of the source material. Although Luhrmann’s Gatsby arguably becomes distracted at times by its own over-the-top directorial style, Daisy and Gatsby’s love remains pure and sad. If you’re a jonesing for heartache, definitely check this one out. Read our review of The Great Gatsby here. [embed]217100:41080:0[/embed] 4. Luke and Romina - A Place Beyond the Pines Luke and Romina’s love in A Place Beyond the Pines is short, passionate, and devastating (are you seeing a pattern?). Ryan Gosling’s performance as the bank-robbing, motorcycle stuntman Luke Glanton is thrilling and tense, much like his ill-fated romance with ex-girlfriend Romina (Eva Mendes). Although Romina and Luke's relationship is mostly fizzled out by the time the movie begins, the aftershock of it vibrates through the film and helps build its foundation. You can feel their passion whenever they share a scene, whether they're fighting, talking, or simply gazing sadly at one another. Their's is a love that was doomed to fail, and it's captivating to watch.   [embed]217100:41082:0[/embed] 3. Katniss and Peeta - The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Catching Fire, the second installment in The Hunger Games film series, continues to build upon Katniss and Peeta's uncomfortable love affair. Peeta's wide-eyed boyishness plays off of Katniss' reservedness and stoicism well, making for some satisfying will-they-won't-they tension. Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson have great on-screen chemistry, making both characters sympathetic as they navigate their strained relationship. Peeta, just wanting Katniss to let him in, and Katniss, too traumatized to love, is a powerful dynamic. Catching Fire might not be the most cerebral movie on this list, but the romance is there, and it is intense.  Read our review of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire here.  [embed]217100:41083:0[/embed] 2. Alien and The Girls - Spring Breakers I'm just going to come out and say it: Spring Breakers was the best theater experience I had in 2013. That isn't to say that it's the best film I saw last year, but sitting in a packed NYC theater, screaming, gasping, laughing, and staring in bewilderment at the saturated color show that was Spring Breakers is something that I won't soon forget. Most of my enchantment, if not all of it, came from the debauched romance shared by gangster rapper "Alien" (James Franco) and spring breakers Faith (Selena Gomez), Candy (Vanessa Hudgens), Brit (Ashley Benson), and Cotty (Rachel Korine). Without giving too much away, the four girls commit some armed robbery, as teenagers are apt to do, and use the money to travel to St. Petersburg, Florida for Spring Break. There, they meet Alien, a gun slinging rapper with white-boy dreads and a grill. The four girls soon become Alien's "soul mates," as the five commit crimes together, sleep together, and even experience the majesty Britney Spears together. If that's not love then I don't know what is.  Read our review of Spring Breakers here.  [embed]217100:41084:0[/embed] 1. Theodore and Samantha - Her Spike Jonze's Her is, without a doubt, one of 2013 crowning romanic achievements. Theodore's romance with computer operating-system "Samantha" is complex, heartwarming, sad, and, most importantly, honest. Joaquin Phoenix stars as unlucky-in-love Theodore, a melancholy writer navigating the final stages of his divorce. When he downloads Samantha (voiced by Scarlett Johansson), a bodiless computer operating system, the two begin an exciting and strange love affair. Her tests the boundaries of what makes love exist; how it is defined versus how it is experienced. Samantha is a computer program, but she has consciousness. Both she and Theodore grow and learn from one another, causing them to change while remaining deeply in love. There are many relationships in Her, but Theodore and Samantha's is captivating because it feels so normal. Even Samantha's frustration over not having a physical body seems like a normal, human problem because of the film's gentle and honest narrative. Her doesn't give into cliches; Samantha never glitches out and Theodore never accidentally breaks her. Instead, it delivers a love story that is original and real. For me, Samantha and Theodore's is easily the best movie romance of 2013. Read our review of Her here.  There you have it, folks! My picks for the Top 5 Movie Romances of 2013! Agree? Disagree? Let us know in the comments below! And stay tuned for the next two weeks for other "Best of" lists here on Flixist!
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Can you feel the love tonight?
Romantic comedies are all well and good, but who doesn't love a movie that tears their heart out through their chest? Heartache is an integral part of romance, and 2013 provided movie-goers with a plethora of strang...

Nick's Top 5 Animated Movies of 2013

Jan 06 // Nick Valdez
Honorable Mentions: Turbo, Dragonball Z: Battle of Gods, Epic, Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2, The Dark Knight Returns: Part Two, Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day [embed]217089:41073:0[/embed] 5. Despicable Me 2 I had expected to completely dislike Despicable Me 2. Although I loved Despicable Me's uniqueness (and found the Minions adorable), the way the Minions had been catapulted into full focus led me to believe Despicable Me 2 would be nothing but cheap gags and cuteness ploys. Thankfully, it only does that a little bit. This time it's more focused on Gru's well being and adulthood. Now that he's a father, the sequel wonderfully finds someone for him to love outside of his maturing kids and increasingly mental Minions. And it works. It takes his caricature and humanizes him a little as it shows more aspects of his brokenness. And even if you miss all of that, the Minions sing an adorable version of All-4-One's "I Swear."  [embed]217089:41075:0[/embed] 4. The Croods The Croods came completely out of nowhere. Once again, I walked in audibly going "UGHHHH WHYYYY" but I walked out feeling much better. The Croods was my animated highlight for a better amount of the year until the next three lists items came along, and for good reason. Nicolas Cage is an awesome caveman, and he even puts on this beatnik persona for a few seconds. It's optimistic about the changing world, it's heartfelt and charming, and damn is it one of the more gorgeous films out there. That prehistoric rainbow cat? Wonderful.  Read our review of The Croods here. [embed]217089:41076:0[/embed] 3. Monsters University Pixar arguably isn't the studio it used to be. We can't hold it up to the high regard we used to anymore as it's shown it can also be a studio that too is capable of shoddy sequels, well meaning misfires, and prequels. But at least it's still very entertaining, and that's more you can say about most animated studios. As a prequel, Monsters University fudges up some areas, but as an homage to college films? It's perfect. From its snare drum filled soundtrack, to how adorable young Mike Wazowski is, to the message that hard work is just as important as an education. Mix all of it together, and you've got a great film [embed]217089:41077:0[/embed] 2. Wolf Children I'm sad I almost completely missed out on the fantastic Wolf Children. Mamoru Hosoda (The Digimon Movie, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time)'s follow up to the beautifully animated Summer Wars, Wolf Children was a straight to home video release that I had written off as "one of those anime things" initially. Boy was I wrong. After some rumblings on Twitter, I decided to give it a look for myself. I'm glad I did. Wolf Children takes the magical realism inherent in all anime, and blends it with a truly loving and grounded story. And its elegant 2D animation has to be seen for sure. There's one scene where they all play in the snow that's absolutely breathtaking, and it's something I'll remember for a while. It's not the best animated film because of a few drawbacks with its pace management, but it's better than a lot of mainline releases last year. [embed]217089:41078:0[/embed] 1. Frozen Come on, did you think I was going to put something else (then again, it was either this or Dragonball Z: Battle of Gods)? Me, the guy who's been ranting and raving about how spectacular Frozen is for the past few weeks? It's in no way hyperbolic when you hear people say it's the best Disney animated film since The Lion King, Aladdin, or Beauty and the Beast. It truly is. Frozen is the culmination of several years of feminist progression too. While Princess and the Frog, Tangled, and Brave presented strong willed female protagonists, Frozen takes it one step further by not making them strong for strong's sake. They're human. Everyone in Frozen is broken in some way, and naturally come to accept themselves before they begin loving others. The central relationship between Anna and her sister Elsa is gracefully handled, the goofy sidekick Olaf is more than advertisements give him credit for, the animation is so gratifying it makes a 2D-less future for Disney Animation seem okay, and that music? It's the best Disney's done in ages.  And really, that's what it comes down to. Disney Animation simultaneously delivered their best film in ages and the best animated film of 2013. No question.  Read our review of Frozen here.   What are your favorite animated films of 2013? Do you agree or disagree with me? Leave a comment below or hit me up on Twitter! Stay tuned for the next two weeks for other "Best of" lists here on Flixist!
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There's animated gold in them there walls!
2013 was a great year for film. Due to the lack of straight up blockbusters, other genres had to step up their game to present something interesting. That of course means even animated films, a genre that's been heading more ...

FlixList: The Ten Worst Trailers of 2013

Jan 01 // Nick Valdez
Dishonorable Mentions: About Last Night, Baggage Claim, Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, Ride Along, Beautiful Creatures, Carrie (Trailer #1) [embed]217067:41059:0[/embed] 10. The Purge (Trailer #1) The Purge itself may have gone on to inspire the amazing #CrimeDay hashtag on Twitter, but its admittedly unique and awesome premise burns out mid trailer. In a case of a trailer going on for far too long, this trailer last about a minute longer than it should as it spoils that one random killer group instead of, I don't know, highlighting the premise by showing off other crimes a little more. Like...say...breaking into a zoo and eating a tiger. Show that for pete's sake!  [embed]217067:41060:0[/embed] 9. Jobs (Official American Legend Trailer) RETURN OF THE MAC RETURN OF THE MAC RETURN OF THE MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MA- [embed]217067:41061:0[/embed] 8. The World's End (Trailer #2)  One of the greater charms of the Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg's Three Flavours Trilogy is the mid movie genre change. Part of what makes the experience of this trilogy great is being totally surprised at what kind of film genre they decide to take on. When I realized The World's End was going to take on science fiction for the finale, I couldn't wait and probably should've stopped there. But when I went and saw The Conjuring, a trailer for World's End played and completely spoiled the mid-flick surprise for me. Trailer jerks.  [embed]217067:41062:0[/embed] 7. Best Night Ever (Red-Band Trailer) This trailer is so bad (and progressively gets more disgustingly terrible as it goes on), it's the only one I've had to create a new Flixist tag for. #UGH [embed]217067:41063:0[/embed]  6. 12 Years A Slave ("Fight Back" TV Spot) Remember how good Django Unchained was when it released two years ago? It was a hyperviolent action comedy and was more concerned about becoming an awesomely told revenge western than it was being historically accurate. 12 Years A Slave is the complete opposite of that. If a poor Joe Shmoe saw this trailer and went to the film expecting kickass action, and only receives debilitating sadness instead, they'd be a very angry customer. I hope no one fell for the con this spot was pulling.  [embed]217067:41064:0[/embed] 5.  The Book Thief  This whole trailer is such a ploy for Oscar nominations it's a fully realized version of this scene from Wayne's World. [embed]217067:41066:0[/embed]  4. Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie Say what you want to defend this trailer. You can say that it's really Jason Mewes's project (since he's producing it, you can say it's a small home video project, you can say Jay and Silent Bob have always been stupid, but you still would be off the mark. This is written by Kevin Smith and completely endorsed by him. And if the rest of the film overstays its welcome like the trailer, well, we're looking at a lump here.  [embed]217067:41065:0[/embed] 3. Wings (От винта 3D/Jets: Helden Der Luft)  F**king Wings.  [embed]217067:41067:0[/embed]   2. How To Train Your Dragon 2 (Trailer #1) You won't find a better example of marketing mis-communicating with the creative team this year. This trailer for the highly anticipated How To Train Your Dragon sequel is cut so poorly, it spoils every single aspect of the film. There's a mysterious person (whose identity is spoiled), a new villain (spoiled), and an amazing looking final battle (which has also been spoiled). Rather than choose a few tantalizing moments, this trailer decides to take us through the entire movie. If you're even a little bit interested in the film itself, don't watch its only trailer.  [embed]217067:41068:0[/embed] 1. Frozen (Teaser #1, Trailer #1 & 2)  I don't like being lied to. I commend Disney for brilliantly underselling how amazing Frozen actually is in order to get kids in those seats, but I would've loved just one trailer highlighting the best aspects of the film as a companion piece. I had a good time, yeah, but I feel so icky when I walk out knowing I've been tricked. But then again, surprises are great. Wait? What am I even complaining about? Frozen was great and will continue to be great regardless of what its trailers are like! Wait, could a movie be independently bad or good ? So none of what I just did matters and you're going to like or dislike a film based on the actual film's content, and not how it was advertised to you? ...Sh*t.    What are your least favorite trailers from 2013? Do you have a "worst" trailer that I didn't feature here? Leave a comment below or hit me up on Twitter! While you're at it, why not read The Ten Best Trailers of 2013 list too? 
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You've seen the best, so here are the rest
Bad movies are bad, no ifs or buts about it. But a good trailer could make even the worst movies at least look interesting. The ten trailers featured today are not those trailers. You see, a trailer is the most important thin...

FlixList: The Ten Best Trailers of 2013

Dec 31 // Nick Valdez
Honorable Mentions: An Oversimplification of Her Beauty, Coldwater (Flixist was quoted!), The Great Gatsby (Beyonce spot), Only God Forgives (Red Band Trailer #1), You're Next, Despicable Me 2 (Eminem spot), The Bling Ring (Teaser #1), Library Wars, The Counselor (Trailer #1), The Wolf of Wall Street (Kanye trailer), The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (Teaser #1), The LEGO Movie (Trailer #1) [embed]217065:41040:0[/embed] 10. Pacific Rim (Trailer #1) The way the first teaser is cut may be nothing new (oh please, another inspiring speech voice over?), but the film's imagery inspired a lot of cool things. There was a video of the Power Rangers theme music spliced with it, someone did a "Japanese" version, Del Toro himself did a commentary for this teaser, and the trailers following never really reached this amount of greatness again. Come to think of it, the film didn't live up to this either. [embed]217065:41044:0[/embed] 9. Man of Steel (Trailer #3) Once again, here's a trailer for a film that ended up painting a much better picture of the final product than we received. Man of Steel caused a lot of nerd debate. Is it a bad movie? Is it a good one? Is IHOP any good? That's all still up in the air, but for a brief moment after this third trailer, I had no doubts with Man of Steel.  [embed]217065:41045:0[/embed] 8. The Raid 2: Berandal (Teaser #1)  The Raid: Redemption was an amazing surprise last year, so I was really looking forward to the first footage of the sequel. Luckily, I was not disappointed. The best teasers are cut in a way that spark an interest in the film (or create a hype), without giving information. If you watch the trailer closely, you get brief looks at people killing things, but you really have no idea who anyone is or why they matter. Rama punches a wall with such ferocity it sounds like a drumroll the faster and faster he does it, then there's a bloody lady and then --- oh no I'm watching it again.  [embed]217065:41046:0[/embed] 7. The Wind Rises (US Trailer) The Wind Rises released in Japan to good success and Hubert and Alec thought the film was worth a watch, but I still wasn't convinced. I like Studio Ghibli and all (Totoro is my dawg, dawg), but their films aren't ones I need to go rush out to theaters to see...until now. Before Disney confirmed their voice cast for the English dub, they revealed the above trailer to promote its domestic release. There's no dialogue, and it's absolutely gorgeous. It marries sound and visuals so well that TWR automatically jumped to my "must see" list. Still, it's no Totoro.  [embed]217065:41049:0[/embed] 6. Fast & Furious 6 (Super Bowl Spot)  "We're talking vehicular warfare." I was more excited after seeing this thirty second spot for Fast Six then I was watching the entirety of the Super Bowl waiting for it. There were other teasers released that day, but does anyone remember them? NO. How can anyone expect to remember anything when you clearly see a friggin' car drive straight through a friggin' plane! Good thing the actual film lived up to this. If it didn't, we'd be in a completely different world right now.  [embed]217065:41056:0[/embed] 5. This is the End (The Real World: This is the End Edition) I normally can't stand awful MTV ties ins with popular movies. They're always forced, everyone looks tired, and it's never. ever funny to anyone over the age of 15. But when MTV decided to promote This is the End, the resulting short ended up being a better advertisement for This is The End's humor than any of its trailers could ever hope. It's such a good standalone product too. You could see this short, get a laugh, and never need to see TiTE itself. Although, I hope you do because it's magical.  [embed]217065:41043:0[/embed] 4. Gravity (Teaser #1) Before this first teaser for Gravity, I had no idea what it was. I didn't know Alfonso Cuaron was making another movie, I didn't know my boo Sandra Bullock was to star, and I sure didn't know a movie was going to look this good. I may not have seen Gravity yet myself (which according to Matt's review, sounds like a big no no), but ever since this first teaser made my heart drop when I first saw that final image of Bullock ceaselessly floating into the bleakness of space, it's been running through my mind. Just thinking of that image gives me chills.  [embed]217065:41057:0[/embed] 3. Carrie (Telekinesis Coffee Shop Surprise) The biggest "surprise" of this "viral video" is that it's actually a trailer for Carrie. You wouldn't know it until the end, but it managed to fool a lot of people. Although it didn't do enough for people to go out and see the movie, this "prank" video managed to top the YouTube charts without creating a big blowback for the film itself.  [embed]217065:41041:0[/embed] 2. Bears LOOK AT ALL THESE MAHFUGGIN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHGHGHG [embed]217065:41048:0[/embed] 1. The Act of Killing  Let me just say this outright. I'm not a documentary guy. Never have been, never will be. I've seen so few, I can count them on my fingers. I don't know what it is about the documentary format that doesn't appeal to me (maybe I just don't like no fancy book learnin'), but something never clicks. That's until I saw the above trailer for The Act of Killing. And WOW does it grab you and never let go. In its few minutes, it details an extremely interesting film with an extremely interesting premise. And that's what the best of the best trailers do. They take a film you probably didn't want to see and make you want to see them. As this is the only trailer that made me do a complete 180 on a genre I had no interest in before, I'd say it deserves the top spot here.   What are your favorite trailers from 2013? Do you have a "best" trailer that I didn't feature here? Leave a comment below or hit me up on Twitter! Stay tuned tomorrow for the other side of the pillow, the Ten Worst Trailers of 2013. 
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You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have...the trailers of 2013
A lot of very good movies released this year, and boy have they been advertised. In fact, so many films had trailers this year I once tried to round them up every week until I abruptly gave up because the mountain was way too...

FlixList: The Ten Best Modern Box Office Turkeys

Nov 28 // Flixist Staff
Raise your hands everyone who's seen The 13th Warrior. Okay I can only see myself, Matty Shoestring, and then a third mystery person in the dark over there. Let me fill everyone else in. The 13th Warrior is bloody movie in which an Arab man (played by Antonio Banderas for some reason) joins a group of 12 Norse warriors for some arbitrary reason. None of that actually matters since so many bear monster things die on screen. It made no sense (probably because it was written by the same guy who wrote the Jurassic Park book, hey-yo!) It cost 160 million to make and only made 61 million worldwide. The only reason I've seen it was because I happened to find it at a pawn shop during my Antonio Banderas phase following watching Desperado for the first time. Man, was it good. -- Nick Valdez I really wish The Faculty had performed better than it did. It deserves the recognition and fandom. I remember stumbling on this at a dollar theater and it just blew my mind. A quintessential 90's teen comedy mixed with a sci-fi parody? Unbelievable. Featuring many great actors before their time (Elijah Wood, Jordana Brewster, Jon Stewart, Famke Janssen, Salma Hayek, f**king Usher, and even Josh Hartnett before his mysterious career disappearance), great direction from Robert Rodriguez, and reaffirming cocaine as one hell of a drug, The Faculty is just a damn good failure. Luckily for you jerks, it's on Netflix now so see it already. -- Nick Valdez Not only was this a disappointment of a film, letting many fans of the Final Fantasy games angry and upset, but the total lose is estimated at being around a whooping $100 million, making it one of the top office bombs of all time. While it was the first photorealistic computer animated feature film, the story and writing left much to be desired. Director  Hironobu Sakaguchi, who is more well known for his work as the Producer of Final Fantasy on the Nintendo Entertainment System, was noted as being happy with the end product. The film was hotly debated at the time for being a worse film then it actually was, fueled by what we have come to know as "nerd rage", when it was really just mediocre and ultimately forgettable. -- Michael Jordan Man, did Speed Racer ever get a bad wrap. The Wachowski sibling's kinetic adaptation of the classic cartoon barely made $20 million in its opening weekend and got panned by critics. All those critics were wrong. The film took heat for being too flashy and almost seizure inducing during its absurd race sequences and was roundly trounced as an example of the horrors of the videogame addled, ADD affected youth of America. It isn't. The movie is actually quite a brilliant live action adaptation of a ridiculous animation, wonderfully adapting actual humans into a cartoon world and actually trying something different in a big action film. Once you pay attention to just how well the Wachowski's put together admittedly frantic race sequences and how stupidly wonderful the screenplay is you'll realize you're watching one of the most underrated racing movies of all time. Yes, it looks like a five-year-old's hallucination after he's accidentally eaten some of Uncle Jim's "special" brownies, but five-year-olds have awesome dreams. -- Matthew Razak It's hard to defend Windtalkers because really it's a terrible film, but to a young teen who had never seen a Jon Woo film it was AWESOME. I'll be the first to admit that Jon Woo and war movies do not mix at all. His almost balletic action sequences and fights don't actually lend themselves well to representing the horrors of war, but they do lend well to being AWESOME. Mix in Nicholas Cage and you've got a movie that from an artistic and factual stand point is almost offensive to those who fought in war, but from a Jon Woo blowing stuff up and slow-mo-doving the shit out of everything is actually AWESOME. In short: Jon Woo is AWESOME, but his American movies suck. -- Matthew Razak Poised to become the biggest turkey of 2013, Gore Verbinski's The Lone Ranger was a bit of a long shot to begin with. The idea of rebooting a franchise that basically died out 30 years ago was a gutsy move, and if you add to that the questionable portrayal of Native Peoples, both historically and currently, The Lone Ranger was in risky territory. Despite having two well-established cute Hollywood faces playing the lead roles -- Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer respectively -- The Lone Ranger is estimated to have a net loss of $94,740,000—$119,740,000.  Geez. I can only hope that this will make Hollywood hesitant to try to revive more culturally outdated franchises and themes. -- Liz Rugg Yes, Treasure Planet has some unfortunate kid's movie clichés of the era, like a wacky kid-appeal sidekick, teenage rebellion motivated by a missing parent, and the Goo Goo Dolls. But the family-safe deaths are still kind of horrifying when you think about it and the humor never quite devolves into the realm of (literal) crap jokes. It's also well paced, well animated, and frankly gorgeous. I wanted to spend more time in that world, and learn everything there was to know. Even though it's just an example of find/replace "island and other 1600s pirate stuff" with "planet and other 1600s pirate stuff BUT IN SPACE," the designs sublimely blend the old and the new to create a quite visually engaging flick. The action is pretty fun too, with some very entertaining and inventive set pieces and a clear sense of the stakes from scene to scene. There's nothing particularly wrong with it, and it does a lot of things right. Why did this fail at the box office again? -- Mike Cosmiano Dredd's box office failure is actually a crime against humanity. I don't know anything about Judge Dredd or the comic series that spawned him (other than that he says "I am the law," but that may have only been Stallone), but I still know that Karl Urban is Judge Dredd. Dredd is a badass, and the performance of Urban's chin is among the best ever. Name me another actor who can grimace like that for a full 90 minutes and look awesome doing it. I dare you. A sequel is unlikely but still possible, and I truly hope it happens. Megacity One is a fascinating world, and I want to see more of it. I also want to see Dredd kill more people, and maybe Anderson can come too. I don't really know how they'd top the destruction of an entire apartment story (unless they take down a megastructure entirely), but I want to see them try. -- Alec Kubas-Meyer In the future when nice things are illegal for people to own and your grandchildren look up at you with tear filled eyes and ask why they can't have nice things you can point back to the fact that Hugo was a flop. An actual masterpiece directed by one of the greatest filmmakers of all time, Martin Scorsese, that is both an incredible example of how 3D can be used to actually make a film better and a passionate love letter to the medium is one of the biggest flops ever. It lost $70 million dollars despite winning five Academy Awards and being nominated for best picture and best director. That is why your future grand children can't have nice things. -- Matthew Razak Osmosis Jones was probably a hard sell. It was a kid's cop movie taking place in a human body that came out as non-CGI animation was slowly dying. It's pretty easy to see why it only brought in $14 million, but it definitely did not deserve to. This is basically a badass version of Magic School Bus with Chris Rock before he was annoying and an awesome cameo from Bill Murray who basically plays his character from Caddyshack. I'm not about to call this a great animated film, but it's far more fun than its box office hints at. -- Matthew Razak
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A sad reminder that quality does not equal success
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! To celebrate the carving of the bird, we here at Flixist decided to look into the recent past at box office failures (also called "turkeys") and list off some of our favorites. It's never fun to ...

FlixList: Best of the Criterion Collection (Part 2)

Jul 16 // Flixist Staff
12 Angry Men is easily one of the best shows you could ever see on stage as long as the actors are good and the director isn't trying to be too fancy. Why not take the risk out of that, however, and see the movie superbly done film. Henry Fonda delivers a staggering performance that's the next best thing to seeing it done on stage (correctly). — Matthew Razak Being John Malkovich is the movie that made the film careers of Spike Jonze (then known for music videos) and Charlie Kaufman (then barely known for his TV writing). It floored me the first time I watched it way back in college in 1999. Here were bizarrre conceits, high imagination, and a human intellect merged into a strange yet cohesive whole. And it's hilarious too. I suspect that in a few years I'll realize (as I did with Terry Gilliam's The Adventures of Baron Munchausen) that everything I've written since 1999 has been a riff on Being John Malkovich. — Hubert Vigilla Organized crime makes for fantastic movies, but most of them glorify mobsters and hitmen into anti-heroes. Gomorrah walks the delicate line between glorification and reality and in turn becomes one of the best crime dramas since The Godfather II. Based on a non-fiction book, this is one of those movies you'll watch once and then it will be in your mind forever. Having it on your shelf helps relieve that itch every time you need a dose of crime.  — Matthew Razak At first glance this might seem like art-house at its worse. An entire film that is simply a dinner between two friends. Yet the movie opens up into one of the most charming, enlightening and entertaining films you'll ever watch. Louis Malle always challenged norms with his films, but this is easily his most successful, thanks in part by two incredible performances from Andre Gregory and Wallace Shawn. You'll go in dreading boredom and come out enlightened by how cinematic a film can be despite relying only on its screenplay. — Matthew Razak At heart I'm a mod (though more in the mold of The Jam than The Who) and I'd dress like one every day if I could. Franc Roddam's Quadrophenia taps right into that mod spirit. From the green windbreakers and cute birds on the backs of scooters to the brutal clash on the beach between mods an rockers, this is a great coming-of-age movie for the alienated. Watch as disaffected youths become angry young men, all to a soundtrack by The Who. Seeing where the movie goes, you realize why Roger Daltrey sang, "I hope I die before I get old." — Hubert Vigilla When I found out Repo Man was going to be released by Criterion, at first I was like, "Repo Man is coming to the Criterion Collection?" And then I was like "Repo Man is coming to the Criterion Collection!" A personal favorite from the VHS era, Alex Cox's Repo Man is everything 80s, cult, LA, and cool. It's an oddball, sci-fi, punk rock movie that defies easy classification and is worth watching because of it. — Hubert Vigilla No list of Criterion Collection recommendations can be complete without at least one film by Ingmar Berman. (Fortunately, he's made over twenty Criterion-collected films, so there are plenty more lists to do.) While I don't think The Seventh Seal is his best film (that would be Persona), it's nonetheless an amazing study of death, religion, and chess. Those who can't stand monologues will probably consider suicide by the end of the 96 minutes, but everyone else owes it to themselves to see at least one (or five) Berman films, and The Seventh Seal is certainly among his better and more accessible ones. — Alec Kubas-Meyer If you're a political junkie, The War Room is essential viewing in the same way that Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72 is essential reading. Directed by Chris Hegedus and D.A. Pennebaker, the film chronicles the 1992 Bill Clinton presidential campaign and its masterminds: James Carville and George Stephanopoulos. It's a fine behind-the-scenes portrait of the personalities that make winning campaigns work, and while somewhat dated, I still think it's a great view of these kinds of organizations at a ground level. — Hubert Vigilla Carl Th. Dreyer's first sound film is fascinating more than it is "good" in the traditional sense. Many of its visuals have been lost to the elements (some shots are nearly impossible to understand), but what is visible is unquestionably worth a look. Dreyer's use of shadows is extremely impressive, making it seem as through a shadow that somebody is climbing a ladder that, in frame, clearly has nobody on it. In these moments, it's important to remember that this film comes from 1932. I'm hoping for a Passion of Joan of Arc-style miracle find of a pristine print, but this is quite probably as good as we're going to get, so a Blu-ray release is unlikely. But the DVD Criterion release is particularly noteworthy, because it comes with a booklet of the film's original screenplay. That sort of physical addition can't be replicated by a PDF accompanying a digital download, and makes this a disc worth getting. — Alec Kubas-Meyer One of my favorite movies of all time, Wim Wenders's Wings of Desire is such a human movie, and one that remains compelling even as it seems to meander. Maybe because it meanders. We watch as angels hover around humans and the humans sense the tender regard of angels. There's a romance in there, and also Peter Falk playing the best version of himself and Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. It's not a religious movie, and that's it's strength. It's really about empathy and what little comforts we can afford ourselves and give to others. — Hubert Vigilla
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More picks of (and from) the best of the best
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FlixList: The best Star Trek movies

May 15 // Matthew Razak
1. Star Trek: Insurrection Does anyone remember this movie? This isn't the forgotten Star Trek movie, it's the one that never was. Most likely this is because it feels like an episode of the TV series and not a full budget film. There's very little bigger picture stuff here, and by this time the crew of the Enterprise (or whatever crew we were watching on TV) disobeying commands was almost cliche. It can be said that this film had some stellar effects and Frakes direction definitely got better from his previous solid work on First Contact. Still, while it may have been a decent episode of the TV series it's missing that je ne sais quoi that makes for a great movie.  2. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier Having given the director's chair to Leanord Nemoy twice the producers figured giving it to William Shatner wouldn't hurt so much if it kept him around... and then they let him develop the screenplay. I'm a massive Shatner fan, but he easily made the worst TOS Star Trek film. It probably didn't help that there was a writer's strike going on, but that still doesn't excuse the horrible attempts at being philosophical with the story's "God" plot. Philosophy and human nature are things Star Trek usually addresses incredibly well, and yet here they come of as cheap and melodramatic. There's just a clear misunderstanding of what makes the series work. And yet the movie delivers one of Shatner's greatest lines: "What would God need (wait for it) with a star ship?" A ruthlessly banal line that only Shatner could turn into a memorable piece of dialog. 3. Star Trek: Nemesis This is the one that put the nail in the coffin, but it really isn't as bed as everyone remembers. It's not good, that's for sure, but Picard's tortured story arc, though ridiculous thanks to cloning, is actually pretty solid and it features some of the best space battles the films have seen. The darker overall tone in both mood and visuals also gives it a differentiating factor from the rest of the films. The death of Data at the end of the movie does pack an emotional wallop for any fan, but it's sadly not as good as it could be. The movie is really just boring at parts, and while it succeeds at others it never makes up for its faults. 4. Star Trek: The Motion Picture Star Trek: The Motion Picture is spaceship model porn. This is the only conceivable way the movie came about: a script was turned in that wasn't actually feature length, and while it was interesting and very Star Trek the movie wasn't a movie. Instead of fleshing it out the filmmakers decided they would instead shoot endless minutes of the Enterprise in varying situations. Thus the opening sequence in which the camera pans around Enterprise like it's got to remember every last inch of the thing. Now, I'm sure everyone was impressed with what was going on with the special effects, but unless tiny plastic space ships sexually arouse you that gets boring really quick. Sadly, they decide to do it four or five more times throughout the film. Maybe they just didn't want to look at the ridiculously ugly Star Fleet uniforms? 5. Star Trek Generations Kirk and Picard finally meeting; Generations is basically every Star Trek geek's fan-fiction turned into canon -- or it should have been. The film never feels grand enough for its own purposes, and Picard and Kirk's meeting falls a bit to flat. This is in large thanks to Kirk's death, which is executed horribly thanks to some poor delivery by Shanter, poor direction and a unfortunately cheesy conclusion. Still, the movie is fun to watch and when Picard and Kirk bump heads it shows off some greatness. There's plenty for Star Trek fans to enjoy here, but not enough to make it as great as it should have been. 6. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock This is the forgotten film. Not bad, just forgotten. It's the one that comes after the best film (list spoiler) and before the one with the wales. You'll be hard pressed to find a casual fan who remembers it, and yet it works really well. The crew of the Enterprise going rouge might seem cliche now thanks to decades of TV and movies making it seem like that's all any starship ever does, but back then it was still fresh. Spock's rebirth, a gimmick cooked up after Leonard Nemoy was lured back with a promise to direct, is handled surprisingly well. Plus, in the grand tradition of Shatner being awesome, the final battle is some down right ridiculous hand-to-hand combat between him and a Klingon. It might anger fans, but one of the best parts about Star Trek is that it has a sense of humor that allows for its own cheesiness. 5. Star Trek: First Contact Again with the time travel. Much like Journey Home it works, though not as well. The inclusion of the Borg, possibly Star Treks greatest alien race, make this stand out, and the Borg Queen is a great villain (though her eventual rebirth and history make little sense). What makes it work once again is the juxtaposition of the idealized Star Trek present and humanities darker past. While Jonathan Frakes direction is certainly dated he had an understanding of the series and its cast that made up for it. Most importantly it delivered a thinking mans Star Trek with nods to Moby Dick and questions on revenge. 4. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home One of the things Star Trek did smartly is basically decide that time travel was a thing and it happened. The crews of Star Fleet time travel all the time and it's brilliant and no one ever really explains anything. It's just something that happens. Surprisingly one of the least Star Trek movies in the franchise, since it neither involves stars or treks, it is also one of the most Star Trek of the franchise. With the removal of the ship and space battles the film focuses on friendship, humanity and social messages -- three things that have always been the foundation of the franchise. It also doesn't help that this might be one of the smartest screenplays in the series with Nemoy and Harve Bennett (before he got out of control) delivering a solid story that the screenwriters built on wonderfully. 3. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country This is so very close to being the best of the series. The Klingons return and get the most focus they've had in any film and the final battle between an obviously aged Enterprise crew and a cloaked Bird of Prey is perfectly executed. The lead up to Kirk figuring out how to destroy the Bird of Prey is capped by an ending shot of him clenching his fist as he says fire. It's a fantastic moment that seems to not only build on the film's tension, but year's of Star Trek history. Leave it to Nichaloas Meyer, director of Khan, to come back and close the original crew's story so strongly.  Also, zero gravity Klingon blood is still cool to this day.  2. Star Trek Brilliantly rebooting the franchise without destroying decades worth of canon by using (you guessed it) time travel, Star Trek saved Star Trek. While it's definitely a far more action oriented series in this new incarnation the reboot grabbed the essence of the show and crammed it into a stylish, lens-flared extravaganza. Instead of desperately clinging to the past, the movie revitalizes the franchise while still delivering enough fan service to keep everyone happy. It's easily the most accessible of the Star Trek films and would be number one if Khan didn't have Spock's death scene in it.  1. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan To make up a quote from Mr. Spock, the inevitable cannot be avoided. It was indeed inevitable that this be the number one Star Trek film. Despite struggling to keep it out of this spot for reasons of not being cliche, it ended up here anyway. It definitely has its flaws from some of the cheesiest direction (KHAAAAAAAAAN) to plenty of flawed logic. However, it's shortcomings are easily eclipsed by its fan service, its stellar use of the cast and, most importantly, its ending. One of the few moments in film where its OK to weep like a child is the death of Spock. What's more impressive is how perfectly the film builds to it, taking a crew and turning them into characters people could have a passion for again. If there's a reason Star Trek is still alive it's because of The Wrath of Khan. 
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Ranking the Treks from worst to best
That title is a bit of a misnomer since I'm listing all of the Star Trek films here so really it's about ranking them from best to worst, but if we consider the fact that all Star Trek movies are awesome simply by b...

4 classic books that deserve the Baz Luhrmann treatment

May 09 // Nick Valdez
Moby Dick (by Herman Melville) The Story: Written by Herman Melville in 1851, Moby Dick is a story of a man gripped by revenge. Ishmael, a passenger on a ship commanded by Captain Ahab, witnesses Ahab's descent into madness as Ahab is consumed by his desire to hunt down the elusive white whale (which he's dubbed "Moby Dick") since it bites off his leg and destroyed his previous ship.  The Lurhmann Treatment: Backed by a Pink cover of En Vogue's "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)," Bradley Cooper's Ishmael has to decide whether or not to accept his drinking problem as he witnesses a full makeup version of Leonardo DiCaprio yell out of his bedroom window as he stares at a garden fountain with a whale's visage. The two then work together to free themselves from their Detox Clinic until their eventual escape coupled with an arranged orchestration of Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out" who re-record it as a slowed down A-Capella for the film.  The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (by Mark Twain) The Story: Huck Finn escapes from his abusive father and journeys down the Mississippi River with his good friend Jim. The two get into all sorts of shenanigans as they strengthen their friendship despite coming to grips with race troubles, greedy con men, and Huck's own youth.  The Luhrmann Treatment: Huck is now older (so he can be played by Leonardo DiCaprio), travels with Jamie Foxx and the two become friends of a similar age. There are lots of panning shots over a river, and in fact, 75 percent of the film is nothing but montages of water coupled with a slowed down, depressing rendition of "Vacation" by The Go-Go's. As the end of the film draws near, Jamie Foxx's Jim starts singing Toto's "Africa" A-Capella because race relations. DiCaprio's Huck eventually joins in as the screen slowly fades to black as the two sing the lyric, "It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you, there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do." Frankenstein; or The Modern Prometheus (by Mary Shelley) The Story: Victor Frankenstein creates a monstrous being in one of his ego-inspired experiments. Feeling guilty for giving a hideous looking creature life, Victor goes on a journey of self discovery and isolation. The creature, sad that his father rejected him, then goes out in search for Victor, making sure to kill each one of Frankenstein's loved ones in the process.  The Luhrmann Treatment: The credits open to Victor (Leonardo DiCaprio) tinkering with an experiment. A whisper of Meg and Dia's "Monster" is heard in the background. The creature (played by John Leguizamo) slowly comes to life and speaks in nothing but quotes from famous Shakespeare plays. As Leguizamo's creature murders Victor's wife Elizabeth (Leonardo DiCaprio in a wig) he states, "If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" After Victor and the creature have one final battle at the North Pole, Leguizamo walks off into the distance humming Paula Abdul's "Cold Hearted" to himself.  The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha (by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra) The Story: Alonso Quijano, a nobleman, reads plenty of stories about knights in heroic adventures. Inspired by those stories of daring do, he becomes the knight "Don Quixote" and starts to imagine his boring world as slightly more colorful (turning his windmills into giants, getting himself into all sorts imaginary trouble). He also brings along his chunky and naive neighbor, Sancho Panza to be his squire.  The Luhrmann Treatment: Alonso (a tanned Leonardo DiCaprio wearing a cut out Benicio del Toro paper mask) and his pal Sancho (John Leguizamo wearing a cut out Benecio del Toro mask in his best Spanish accent) run to fight the largest giant, a motion captured Leonardo DiCaprio, but are stopped by modern day audiences. The film then takes on such a meta-narrative it collapses in on itself as Alonso begins talking straight to the audience and asks them to join him in singing the Gilligan's Island theme song. The screen fades to black as the song reaches its end and the entire theater yells, "HERE ON GILLIGAN'S ISLLLLEEEEEEEE!" These four books were just waiting for the Luhrmann touch, so now I'm sure there are more out there. What do you think should be the next Luhrmann adaptation? Leave your story here in the comments! [header via ~leventep]
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The Great Gatsby shouldn't get all of the big, loud, and stupid attention
With Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby adaptation releasing tomorrow in all of its big, loud, and (most likely) stupid glory. I figure it'd be a good time to go through a list of books that would benefit from the same...

Flixist's Rockin' Totally Tubular Summer Movie Preview

Apr 23 // Matthew Razak
Director: Shane BlackRelease Date: April 25, 2013 (UK), May 3, 2013 (USTrailer  The Marvelfestivities continue into Phase Two with the post-Avengers solo flick starring Robert Downey Jr. To many this is the first Summer blockbuster and Marvel's first gamble outside of its ensembleathon. The question on everyone's mind is whether or not they can go back to the smaller and more personal films after such a bombastic show-and-tell. Personally, I have utter faith for them to do it right. With a slew of hot action-comedy auteurs attached there really isn't anything that smells fishy about this flick. - Nathan Hardisty Director: Pedro AlmodóvarRelease Date: May 3, 2013 (UK); June 28, 2013 (US)Trailer After making a riveting and twisted little thing like The Skin I Live In, it seems like Pedro Almodóvar is going back to zany, campy comedy as a reprieve. And I have no problem with that. Something about the trailers for the film make me think this will be a light romp on a kitschy aeroplane, which is something I'll want to see if I duck into a theater to get out of the humidity. - Hubert Vigilla Director: Baz LuhrmannRelease Date: May 10, 2013Trailer I liked The Great Gatsby when I read it in high school, and as soon as I heard that Baz Luhrmann would be doing a bastardization of it, I was intrigued. There's no way that the movie will be able to keep its apparent style and the themes of Fitzgerald's work, but I don't know that that's really an issue. If Luhrmann brings his Luhrmann-iest to the party, it's going to be something worth watching regardless. Especially because it's in 3D. I mean, The Great Gatsby is in 3D. What the actual fuck, right? -- Alec Kubas-Meyer  Director: J.J. AbramsRelease Date: May 17, 2013Trailer The follow up to the biggest sci-fi reboot in history looks as if it's bringing all of the character and action that made the first one so much, with just a fraction of the lens flair. There's also a much more menacing villain this time around: Sherlock Holmes! Well, technically Benedict Cumberbatch, but he's looking formidable nonetheless. My interest in Into Darkness isn't so much a matter of excitement as being curious if Abrams can continue to deliver, and now that he sits in the driver seat of the worlds two largest science fiction franchises, he better damn well be able to. - Thor Latham Director: Chris WedgeRelease Date: May 24, 2013 Trailer  Epic is kind of shaping up to be this generation's Fern Gully with its setting in a forest and war battles and probably some subtle jab at our terrible treatment of the environment. Moving beyond that, the Blue Sky Studios film (Rio) flaunts an extremely talented cast that includes Aziz Ansari, Christoph Waltz, Colin Farrell, Beyonce, and Pitbull. Epic indeed. - Geoff Henao Director: Justin LinRelease Date: May 24, 2013Trailer All roads may not lead to Fast and Furisix anymore thanks to the existence of Fast Se7en, but that isn't lessening my hype for it in the slightest. Dom and his crew are up against an "evil" crew of car thieves, Tanktop Jesus is back and lovelier than ever, and although they're on the same team, there's still a good chance we'll get more some sweaty bald men wrestling. I mean, I'd settle for a tussle too. Anything's good. Oh yeah, this is Justin Lin's last turn as director of the series so I'm guessing he's reached the highest point that he could take it. Consider this his opus. - Nick Valdez Director: Todd PhillipsRelease Date: May 24, 2013Trailer  The Hangover Part III and its nihilistic "It Ends" tagline hopes to alleviate the problems Part II had with the series. While Part II was essentially the same as the first with a new skin, Part III takes a darker turn for the Wolf Pack with a fresh new story that doesn't involve blacking out in one way or another. Does darker mean funnier? Who knows. All I know is Part III has got John Goodman as the villain and that's all I need to commit. - Nick Valdez Director: M. Night Shyamalan Release Date: May 31, 2013 Trailer While it seems like an overused joke, why was M. Night Shyamalan allowed to direct After Earth? Like seriously, I don’t understand how he even has a job still. Regardless, I can say that it’ll be interesting to see how much acting talent Jaden Smith has inherited from his father. While, yes, he has starred in The Pursuit of Happiness and The Karate Kid, we have yet to see how well he does as he gets older. My only quarrel with this (besides Shyamalan) is Gary Whitta, who wrote the screenplay for The Book of Eli, also wrote this. I’m just not a fan of that film and the writing, but I’m giving him another chance. – Logan Otremba Director: James DeMonaco Release Date: May 31, 2013 Trailer What would you do with twelve hours of unadulterated freedom from all laws and moral repercussions? That is the question that The Purge poses to Ethan Hawke and Lena Headey's characters. When their goofy-looking son lets a man into their heavily-fortified house near the start of the Purge, the annual event where all crime is legal for twelve hours, some pretty nasty-looking people show up looking for the guy. I've come to realize that 'humans are the real monsters' is one of my absolute favorite horror subgenres, and The Purge looks like it's going to examine what makes a monster when the family is put under incredible conditions. I, personally, couldn't be more excited. - Sean Walsh Director: Joss WhedonRelease Date:  June 7, 2013Trailer Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing is basically the antithesis of Avengers and that’s exactly what Whedon wanted it to be. Shot with a bunch of his actor friends at his house over a week the black and white film is light, simple and fun. It was a perfect break for Whedon and it leads to a delightful film for us. A lack of Keanu Reeves casting may raise some eyebrows since he is the greatest Shakespearean actor ever to grace the silver screen, but Whedon and the rest of the cast (especially Nathan Fillion) pulls through anyway. - Matthew Razak Directors: Evan Goldberg and Seth RogenRelease Date: June 12, 2013Trailer  Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, and Craig Robinson face a post-apocalyptic Hollywood the only way they know how: with drugs, alcohol, and ridiculous cameos from Hollywood stars from Emma Watson to Rihanna. Hopefully it's as funny as the names attached make it out to be. - Geoff Henao Director: Zack SnyderRelease Date: June 14, 2013Trailer I'm not a fan of Zack Snyder, but the most recent trailer for Man of Steel shows a lot of promise, leaving me cautiously optimistic. (Cautiously because I remember looking forward to Superman Returns, but it wound up being joyless and derivative.) Snyder may prove my initial doubts wrong, and I'm looking forward to seeing how Henry Cavill portrays both Clark Kent and Superman. If the film captures the inspirational and aspirational aspects of Supes, I'll be a happy guy. Those are the aspects of Superman that I love most and that make him my favorite superhero. He can also punch things really hard and is smart as hell, and that's awesome. - Hubert Vigilla Director: Dan ScanlonRelease Date: June 21, 2013Trailer If you've been around the site for a long time, you may already know that I am the Flixist staff member with the most beef towards Pixar. However, I have to admit that they have made some great movies, and Monsters Inc. is a wonderful film to watch. Monsters University is the prequel to Monsters Inc. and will follow the franchise's two main characters, Sully and Mike, through their college days and presumably how they first meet and become best friends forever. Monsters University will probably follow most Pixar movies and be an enjoyable experience for all ages. I'm calling it now - it'll be a predictably good movie, nothing surprising, but not bad either. - Liz Rugg Director: Marc Forster Release Date: June 21, 2013 Trailer Zombies are funny, right? Because I’m going to be laughing the whole time while watching World War Z. These zombies are just the rage-infected ones from Danny Boyle’s 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later except they introduced steroids into their system and are done with awful CGI. Also, the fact that they needed another seven weeks to reshoot the movie already shows that it may be doomed to failure. So if you’re looking for a potentially good laugh and zombies are your thing? You might have found the right combination. – Logan Otremba Directors: Joshua Oppenheimer, Christine Cynn, and AnonymousRelease Date: June 28, 2013 (UK); July 19, 2013 (US) The Act of Killing is a documentary that lingers a long time after watching in. I find myself thinking back to that film and what it has to say about the nature of power through the lens of the brutal 1965-1966 Communist purge in Indonesia. I also think of a lot of moments in our SXSW interview with Joshua Oppenheimer, in which he said that we (as individuals and as a people) aren't so far removed from the murderers in the film. Oppenheimer and his co-directors have crafted one of the best documentaries of the year and a testament to the power of storytelling as both a tool for evil and for good. - Hubert Vigilla Directors: Jeff Howlett and Mark Christopher CovinoRelease Date: June 28, 2013 One of the great triumphs of musicology in the last few years is the discovery and rise of the Detroit proto-punk band Death. Though they recorded their material in the mid-1970s and it sounded incredible, no one cared about their work until it resurfaced. In chronicling the band's story, directors Jeff Howlett and Mark Christopher Covino uncover a moving portrait of the Hackney family which is just as fascinating as find as the band's music. - Hubert Vigilla Directors: Pierre Coffin and Chris RenaudRelease Date: July 3, 2013Trailer  I should probably come clean here. I am a sucker for cute things. Like I really can't handle myself around them. I was completely ready to ignore Despicable Me 2 since the first film tried to exploit my cutesy weakness, but when the first full trailer released and I realized it was backed by Eminem's "Without Me," I melted. D2 looks to build on everything I liked about the original as Gru becomes more of a good guy and father, his girls get older, and the Minions do stuff too I guess. I'll probably wait a week or two so I'm not the only full grown single man in a theater full of kids. - Nick Valdez Directors: Gore VerbinskiRelease Date: July 3, 2013Trailer I'm not really sure how to describe my feelings toward The Lone Ranger. I'm not particularly excited for it, I know relatively little about its source material, and I'm dreading a Depp performance that may go the way of Cap'n Jack and his ship of diminishing returns. Despite these misgivings, though, I see a glimmer of something fun and exciting, something that a summer blockbuster should be, and  something The Lone Ranger deserves to be. With a long production and a bloated budget, Disney is looking for this to be a hit. The question is: Can Verbinski play cowboys and indians just as well as he plays pirates and scallywags? - Thor Latham Director: Dennis DuganRelease Date: July 12, 2013Trailer  Fuck you, Hollywood. Fuuuuuuuck you. - Matthew Razak Director: Guillermo Del ToroRelease Date: July 12, 2013Trailer Guillermo Del Toro's Pacific Rim is one of the most anticipated Hollywood blockbusters coming this summer. The story will focus around giant alien monsters that are hell-bent on destroying humanity, and the giant robot-like creatures called Jaegers that humans create to fight back. This logline seems to almost have the potential to be just like any other giant monster action film, but under Del Toro's direction, Pacific Rim looks beautiful and somehow not cheesy. Despite how one could draw similarities to it as an Americanized, Hollywood version of the Japanese anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, Pacific Rim seems to be well worth seeing for its own merits. We'll see if it will live up to the excitement! - Liz Rugg Director: James WanRelease Date: July 19, 2013Trailer The teaser for The Conjuring was so creepy that even describing it to people gave me chills. The actual trailer for it (above) got me even more excited. Rapidly catching up on The Bates Motel (which features The Conjuring star Vera Farmiga) put it over the top on my must-see list. The fact that James Wan (Insidious) is directing and Patrick Wilson (also Insidious) also stars? Needless to say, if this film disappoints I will have to start several sizable fires in protest. - Sean Walsh Director: Jeff WadlowRelease Date: July 19, 2013 (UK), August 16, 2013 (US)Trailer Mark Millar's fingers seem to be in a lot of pies at the moment. The original Kick Ass was his fingers at work to craft a balls-to-the-walls superhero classic. It was really refreshing to find black comedy, a great Nicolas Cage performance and a tone that wasn't afraid to play it outside of the safe zone. With the Jim Carrey starring sequel, it seems the film's going all out once more. I honestly think this will be just a fantastic show of violence, destruction and be, once more, the antithesis to the superhero template we're used to seeing. - Nathan Hardisty Director: Nicolas Winding RefnRelease Date: July 19, 2013Trailer Amid a summer full of supermen and giant robots, this is by far my most anticipated release. I've heaped praises upon Refn's Drive (as have just about everyone else), and will continue to do so until I can hopefully do the same for his follow up, Only God Forgives. A seedy and violent revenge tale starring Ryan Gosling, this film is looking to be everything I could hope for. I can't even properly express my anticipation in words, which should within itself demonstrate my unreasonable excitement. Disappointment is just not an option. - Thor Latham Director: James MangoldRelease Date: July 26, 2013Trailer Has the world entirely forgotten about the X-Men Origins: Wolverine? I mean there’s a lot more hope for The Wolverine, but let us not forget how excited we all were for the first standalone Wolverine film and that really, really, really didn’t pay off. With a new director and at least the early marketing campaign looking like it has a bit more understanding of the character there is hope that this will not suck as bad as the first one, but who the hell knows. At least one thing is guaranteed: the CG claws have got to look better this time around because they aren’t CG. - Matthew Razak Director: Paul SchraderRelease Date: August 9, 2013Trailer We can all admit it. We’re just interested in The Canyons because we want to see the train wreck that is Lindsay Lohan do some moretrain wrecking. Anyone who read the New York Times insanely fascinating story about the film’s production has got to want to see this thing. With Paul Schrader's career hanging in the balance, Bret Easton Ellis barely keeping his name attached, a porn star who seems to be the sanest of the bunch and plenty more background trouble, watching this movie is pretty much every movie fans obligation no matter how terrible it turns out to be. - Matthew Razak Director: Wong Kar-waiRelease Date: August 23, 2013Trailer Wong Kar-wai has been working on this for ages, so it better be good. I'm not reading any reviews on The Grandmaster until after I see it because I want to see if this long-brewing Yip Man yarn is worthwhile on my own. I have no doubt that it'll be beautiful to look at, but more than that, maybe I'm just more curious if this movie was worth the wait and the effort. - Hubert Vigilla Director: Adam WingardRelease Date: August 23, 2013Trailer  You’re Next (reviewed here) is easily one of the best slashers you’ve seen in a long while. A home invasion horror film, it quickly subverts itself, twists its plot and then delivers on the blood and gore you want. I’ve already seen the movie and I’m excited for it to be released just so I can see it again. Unlike the plethora of horror movie remakes and senseless blood baths (not always bad) You’re Next is smart, original and kick ass throughout. - Matthew Razak
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All the stuff that's worth seeing and some that's not
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5 reasons Nolan should not control the DC universe

Mar 06 // Matthew Razak
This isn't Batman Nolan is all about reality and tone. Even in his more fantastical films everything is very grounded. It worked great for Batman because the character of Batman can go there. A large chunk of the DC Universe cannot, especially when you're talking about films in which a bunch of heroes team up and do really outlandish superhero things. If we judge from the trailers of Superman, which Nolan had a hand in, then a serious, "realistic" tone is what he's driving for with the DC films. Does it look like it could work with Superman? Yes, but pushing that thematic tone across the board is just a recipe for disaster. It's great to have a different tone from Marvel's films, but there's a reason Marvel's films work so well and are insanely popular. He isn't Joss Whedon I don't want this to turn into a Joss Whedon versus Christopher Nolan piece so I'll also say he isn't J.J. Abrams either. What do those two directors have in common? They've created epic story arcs with massive amounts of characters that stretch across multiple seasons or movies. It's hard to imagine Nolan pulling it together as well when his only story that's moved past a single movie is Batman and by the third film there were some serious issues in the world's plausibility. Obviously no one is perfect, but doing what Marvel has done over Phase 1 takes a skilled hand that DC has already shown it doesn't actually have and Nolan doesn't have the credentials for. Nolan definitely has awesome ideas, but he hasn't shown that he is capable of creating awesome universes. There's a big difference between making a movie with a cool premise like Memento or Inception and building an entire universe within a series of films.  It Means Less Original Nolan Content To that point: if Nolan is focusing on a bunch of movies that aren't even his own then that means we get less Nolan movies. Not doing one awesome thing because it prohibits you from doing another awesome thing is kind of a dumb argument, but in this case it's entirely valid because Nolan's best work is when he takes an original concept and turns it into a movie like we've never seen before. No offense to whatever directors will be helming DC's films under him, but they aren't going to deliver anything close to the awesomeness that is an original Nolan film. More DC universe wrangling is just going to mean less writing and directing... unless he secretly has a twin and that's how he does all these amazing things. It Could Ruin the Nolan Brand Right now Christopher Nolan is the shit. He could walk into Warner Bros. and say that he wants to film a man taking a two hour dump and they'd green light it. At the moment Nolan's name on something means its going to be good. That could seriously change, especially if WB/DC still don't have their act together. The JLA screenplay is falling to pieces and they're going about constructing the DC film universe in reverse order and with no coherent plan as of yet. Nolan is the man they're bringing in to fix this, but if they're still messing things up (or my previous points are true) then he's not going to be able to and his name is going to get stuck to a lot of crap and possibly another failure by DC/WB to capitalize on their insanely recognizable characters. There goes Nolan's two hour epic Man on Pooper.  This isn't the Director You're Looking For Nolan did incredible things with the Batman franchise, but he wasn't really a Batman fan beforehand nor was he really a comic book fan. His brother, who helped him write the screenplays was, but Nolan has been noted as saying that he basically used the comics as a blueprint and extrapolated from there. This worked great for the Joker, but for an entire universe its going to start pissing people off. Yes, you can learn the history of these characters, but it doesn't create the same passion as growing up with them. He isn't invested in the decades of character history and fandom. To do what Marvel has done with their characters -- walk the line between rebirth and fan service -- you have to be. Of course DC relaunched all its books recently so this argument may sound a bit moot, but I'd still want someone who has been invested in comics and superheroes his entire life to steer my iconic universe of heroes. Nolan may make many of DC's characters interesting, but it may not be in the ways we want.
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Why the great director isn't the greatest choice
Recently rumors have started to crop up that Christopher Nolan will be overseeing the new Justice League movie, and with that and his involvement with Superman, basically becoming the guy who controls the DC universe in film....

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While we were stuck in Oscar mania, another set of awards took place a few nights beforehand. The 33rd Golden Raspberry Awards handed out "awards" to "winners" in ten categories ranging from Worst Actor to Worst Remake, Rip-O...

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