Total Recall, which I still don't believe is releasing already, has a synopsis as of yesterday, and it's sounding pretty much exactly like the Schwarzenegger movie, except with less Mars. Why they decide to transport the film on Earth instead of the Red Planet is probably due to something called a budget, but that's neither here nor there. It's still the basic same story. Man (Colin Farrell) gets memory implants, finds himself contrary to the law (Bryan Cranston), joins with rebellion (MOTHERF***ING BILL NIGHY), smooches ladies (Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel). Feel free to read the whole text after the jump, but you've basically gotten the whole story right there.
I get that Philip K. Dick's work has been responsible for one of the best science fiction movies ever made, that being Blade Runner, but dang, guys, someday we're going to wind up with a ninety hour-long adaptation of The Exegesis, and then where will we be? Wait, never mind, I absolutely want that. That sounds like the best.
[Via Coming Soon]