After watching this trailer you're doing one of two things. You've either got your hand to your face, shaking your head back forth slowly because you know this is the moment when humanity failed, or you're fist pumping the air as you watch the U.S.'s 16th president f*ck up vampires in slow motion glory. I'm doing both. It looks really weird.

Seriously, I can't make up my mind about this. I haven't read the book so that's probably not helping, but half of me looks at this and thinks it looks so dumb it can't even be fun, and the other half of me thinks Lincoln is the ultimate badass, and this trailer only confirms it. I'm a man torn... like our nation was. I guess we'll just have to wait seven or eight score days to find out.