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Hey guys, remember when Titanic came out? That sure was a big movie! You know who wouldn't quite understand all the hype surrounding it during its initial release? Why, the target audience of Alvin and the Chipmunks, of course! Clearly, the best way to solve this dilemma is to base a trailer for the newest movie on the older, more successful movie. Maybe some of the box office success will rub off, right? Right? I mean, just check out this teaser on Apple. I feel my wallet emptying as we speak!
I can't stand these Chipmunks. I'm sure my mother hated the sound of their grating voices when I watched the original cartoon on TV, but at least they were cute then. Have you looked at these things? I mean, you have to have seen the pictures, but have you watched any videos? I recommend this one if you want to really feel disgusting. If you're avoiding that link, it involves David Cross ogling naked Chipettes. Yep. They're naked and gyrating. Enjoy those nightmares.
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