Man, you wouldn't believe how much trouble I went through to find a header that wasn't too gruesome for this post! I mean, sweet Jebus. Like the last Red Band trailer (I assume that's the only way trailers for Evil Dead can release), this new trailer is gruesome as all get out. There's some repeated footage, but the new footage is going to gross you out. And that's awesome.
2012 may have made me manly, but 2013 is going to have me screaming and averting my eyes like a three year old girl. You've heard it here first, folks. Nick, a 6'3, several pound man, is going to cry like a little baby birdie after watching this.
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