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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation


4:00 PM on 12.12.2012



I'll make this short and sweet: G.I. Joe: Retaliation has Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Channing Tatum, Bruce Willis shooting people, two badass ninjas doing ninja things against one another, The RZA, with a script written by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick. The only weak link is the film's director, Jon M. Chu, who's most notable as the director for Justin Bieber: Never Say Never and the latest Step Up movies. While G.I. Joe: Retaliation could still be a completely awesome, manly movie with muscles, blood, and one-liners, it's not without reason to assume there'll be a dance sequence or two, given Chu's penchant for dances in his films.

We can all hope and pray for a tango by The Rock and Bruce Willis when the film releases on March 29th.








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8:00 PM on 05.24.2013

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11:00 AM on 05.24.2013

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Trailer: Iceman 3D

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8:00 AM on 05.22.2013

Trailer: Man of Steel

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6:00 PM on 05.20.2013

Peter Jackson's Hobbit back in production for pick ups

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10:00 AM on 05.20.2013

Assassin's Creed adaptation gets a release date

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8:00 AM on 05.17.2013

Crouching Tiger 2 to star Donnie Yen & Michelle Yeoh

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3:00 PM on 05.16.2013

Trailer: Pacific Rim

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7:00 PM on 04.02.2013
G.I. Joe 3 is definitely happening. Go Joe!

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9:30 AM on 04.01.2013
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8:00 AM on 03.27.2013
Review: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

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11:00 AM on 03.26.2013
Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

"The G.I. Joes don't know how to play videogaemez LOL!" is pretty much all of the new footage in this final, exclusive to Regal Cinemas, trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation's release this Thursday. There's a new line here or t...more



12:30 PM on 03.25.2013
See G.I. Joe Retaliation early and free

GO JOE! It's been delayed. It's been reshot. It's been 3Ded It's been given more Channing Tatum. And now it's finally here! G.I. Joe Retaliation is hitting theaters this week and we've got access to an early screening in Wash...more



8:00 AM on 03.21.2013
New G.I. Joe: Retaliation clip brings the ninja action

No matter what happens with G.I. Joe: Retaliation, there's at least going to be this scene in which ninjas totally ninja out and do ninja things. You know... they should really just do a Snake Eyes movie, or maybe just a har...more



2:00 PM on 03.12.2013
Two ninjas fight in new G.I. Joe: Retaliation clip

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8:00 AM on 01.24.2013
Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

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