Once you get past the German, since Tarzan 3D is releasing internationally in 2013 and does not yet have a domestic release date (with good reason), you get some really bad looking motion capture animation. Tarzan jaggedly climbs a tree, walks with some clunky looking apes, and then apparently is supposed to be interesting. I have to admire Kellan Lutz since he's willing to put up with this for some monies.
Tarzan 3D (Kellan Lutz) is about some kid who crash lands in the...oh I can't finish this summary. It's so uninteresting. I'm sorry if you're looking forward to this...I really am.
But dawww look as his cute little baby face! Who's the king of the jungle? You are! Yes, you are!