Trailer: The Oranges

3:00 PM on 09.13.2012 // Nick Valdez
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It's the Red Band version. By which I mean it's terrible.

Let me save you the trouble. This is pretty much that first trailer I posted with three extra curse words and some mary-jew-ana smoking. The plot gets a little more fleshed out (daughter comes home, dates her father's best friend who is also the same guy who turned down that Robocop reboot) and it features jokes about old people's genitalia. 

Also I'm sure that all of the good jokes for The Oranges are in one of the two trailers. Now until The Oranges turns into a story of a migrant worker selling fruit on the side of the road to feed his family, I won't be interested. Try as you might Maeby, I just won't be seeing this. 

 



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