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Trailer: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

11:00 AM on 03.26.2012 // Andres Bolivar

I have braved the 49 second teaser trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 (or rather, TWSBDP2) to present to you these very super-official important bullet points about the film that is going to change the rest of our lives FOREVER:

- Bella discovered an ancient tacky ring that grants her superpowers.
- Bella has a really bad eye infection and should see an ophthalmologist immediately.
- Bella really wants to f*ck a deer.
- Lionsgate will make a buttload of money and civilization as we know it will be worse for it.

You're welcome.

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