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Jan 09 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 30 - Milkboarding

This is it guys ... the final episode of Flixistentialism as we know it. The gang plus some old (white) faces of Flixist past get together and reminisce on this long journey of a podcast we've all embarked on. There's fantasy...
Nov 20 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 29 - Rock Lobster

On this weeks episode of Flixistentialism, the guys discuss Sisqo's career, religious thongs, the whereabouts of Josh Hartnet and the beauty that is Selma Blair's hair.
Nov 07 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 28 - Aquaman Escobar

On this episode of Flixistentialism, the cast become lead buddies and leave Geoff out, Liz hates whimsy with a passion, and Nick creates a new sex move involving Dr. Pepper. We also talk Entourage movie, The Raid sequel, Zero Charisma and most importantly Bebe's Kids.
Sep 26 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 27 - Dre Claus(e)

On this long awaited episode of Flixistentialism ... the guys catch up and try to do this whole "podcasting" thing another go, discuss all the movie related stuff missed during the hiatus, Liz explodes the universe (and boobies), Geoff defends his chair and we discover the Dre Claus(e). Also, Dre goes on a rant about how much he hates Gwenyth Paltrow (which is alot).
Aug 22 // Andres Bolivar

Review: Una Noche

With every film festival I've ever been to, there is always at least one movie about the plight of a male/female protagonist(s) (X) from an impoverished spanish speaking country (Y) using a certain mode of transportation...
Aug 22 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 26 - Jocks VS Nerds

On this "live" episode of Flixistentialism, the guys recap all the changes that happened in the new world order that took place in the future present such as the role reversal of genders, and jocks/nerds and discuss our ...
Aug 15 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 25 - Butt Bots

We have a bro cast on this weeks episode! (BA-BA-BA-BROOOO CASSSTTT)Dre and Nick reach out to Geoff amidst his vacation in Japan and get all the stories about Japan's little eccentricities. On the film front, we fawn over Vin Diesel/Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, talk the fragmentation of Marvel properties, Spring Breakers and the nature of Indies. Also, bananas.
Jul 25 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 24 - Manpaste

On this specially angry episode of Flixistentialism, the guys rant about Spike Lee's kickstarter, Dre has an aneurism when he finds out Robocop will be PG 13, we fantasize about Batman and Superman eating ice cream, we ponder what the f*ck is an Ultron and Nick sings a song.
Jul 18 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 23 - Sleepy Dre and His Noise Hole

On this demented episode of Flixistentialism ... Dre is sleepy, Nick starts babbling about revenge cars (!?) and Liz accuses people of pooping in their pants when all they did was fart. Also, we talk about Pacific Rim, the Old Boy trailer and the ongoing Ender's Game controversy.
Jul 11 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 22 - Pack Rim

On this weeks episode of Flixistentialism, we start a pirate gang, voice our concerns over Pacific Rim's upcoming box office numbers, the ettiquette of watching a movie on vacation, the Ender's Game boycott, fake gamer girls and a little mini episode of Flixist Movie Club: Miami Connection.
Jul 04 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 21 - Turtle Goofy

On this patriotic episode of Flixistentialism... Dre starts a gang, Liz gets shot for being in a gang, Nicholas discusses his deep rooted hatred for Planes and his affinity for The Little Mermaid. We also discuss a bit of Man of Steel, Pixar vs. Laika and answer some questions. Also, this might be the most explicative explicit podcast ever because 'MURICA THATS WHY.
Jun 20 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 20 - I Know What Nick Did This Summer

On today's episode of Flixistentialism, we mourn the loss of James Gandolfini and on a completely unrelated note find out what Nick has been up to this summer (HINT: not killing celebrities). Also, we gab about Man of Steel, This Is The End, Yeezus and shoe sizes.
Jun 06 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 19 - Bird Men

On this episode of Flixstenialism, the guys start a new religion, we introduce a new segment (complete with theme song) and a old Chicago insurance commercial gives Dre the heebie jeebies.
May 30 // Andres Bolivar

Flixist Movie Club: Fast and Furious 6-cast

It's here guys. Get your fill of fastness, furiousness, sixes, headbutt torpedos, family values and sexual tension. It's finally here, a podcast dedicated to the greatness that is Fast and Furious 6.
May 23 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 18 - X-Bone

On this episode of Flixistentialism, we talk about the new X-Box One, Nick teaches you how to play it cool with the ladies, we fawn over the wonderment that is Leonardo DiCaprio and discuss what it means for your film to be liked/hated in the festival circuit. Also, Nick and Dre get into a fight that might put their friendship in danger.
May 16 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 17 - Rocket Surgery

On today's episode of Flixistentialism we exchange Geoffalia recipes, talk our over excitement for Fast Six, figure out why Vin Diesel won't let Riddick die, discuss Zach Braff's kickstarter tom foolery and also answer some listener questions. Also, I fart somewhere within this episode ... see if you can find out where.
May 02 // Andres Bolivar

Flixist Movie Club - Evil Dead Cast

It's been long awaited (I think) and it's finally here! That's right folks ... Flixist Movie Club is back! Andres & Nick are joined by El Jefe Matthew Razak and we sit down and discuss the latest Evil Dead remake/sequel/thingy. We draw comparisons, solve the secrets of it's universe (and the universe in general) and discuss the possibility of the merging of Evil Dead universes.
Apr 25 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 16 - Noodles

On the Sweet 16 episode of Flixistentialism whilst waiting for Liz Bones, Dre and Geoffrey teach young Nick how to masturbate and harmonize using sultry R&B and squirt noises. When Liz arrives, we finally settle down and actually talk movies like Only God Forgives, upcoming summer movies and the potential of Netflix.
Apr 18 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 15 - The Wonderful World of Tyler Perry

On this week's episode of Flixistentialism, I spoil the madness that is Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor, I fall in love with just saying Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor, we talk Spike Lee's Old Boy remake and Nick tells us all about this thing called the MTV Movie Awards?
Apr 11 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 14 - Snail

On this week's episode of Flixistentialism ... we come up with rap names, we fantasize about what we would do in the universe of the upcoming movie The Purge (AKA Crime Day), we rate girls in terms of pizza and Geoff unveils how he "does" sex like a snail.
Mar 28 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 13 - Skydive Suicide Pact

On this week's episode ... we're joined by the ghost of former podcast host Alex Katz, diagnose Geoffrey of his illness, talk Springbreakers and come up with the coolest way to kill yourself.
Mar 21 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 12 - Doctor Mermaid

On this week's episode of Flixistentialism: Nick talks about his recent date, we learn the true meaning of handshakes, Geoffrey divulges the prices of milkshakes and we discuss some SXSW stuff. Remember kids ... if you need dating advice from our very own Dr. Nick .... be sure to send your questions to [email protected] or even leave your questions in the comments.
Mar 07 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 11 - Birds and Bees

On this weeks episode of Flixistentialism, we teach our young listeners about the birds and the bees, Nick kiss and tells about his date with Olivia Thrilby, we try to tell the difference between the Thor brothers and other w...
Feb 28 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 10 - Poop Taco

On this weeks episode of Flixistentialism, Nick becomes the new new old Nick, we swear to pineapples, Geoffrey purchases a questionable taco, we discuss The Oscars, and we uncover a dark dark secret about Geoffrey that drives Nick to the brink of insanity (Hint: it involves Gabriel Iglesias).
Feb 20 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 09 - Dave Coulier

On this week's episode of Flixistentialism we discuss the Oscars, the glaring fact that Seth MacFarlane's Ted just isn't that funny and the proposition of another Toy Story movie. Most important of all, we discuss Dave motherf**ckin' Coulier and his awesome Popeye impression. Rate us on iTunes, suscribe to us, and please, don't forget to love us.  
Feb 15 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 08 - Butt Fries

Oh boy. So on this episode ...we celebrate being single on Valentine's Day by getting drunk and talking movies. Also, Nick sings a sweet rendition of Sisqo's "The Thong Song. I'm a little drunk as I write this and I'm not quite sure what happened... so I appologize in advance. Rate us, suscribe us, love us.  
Feb 13 // Andres Bolivar

Don't leave us alone on Valentine's Day, ask questions

Considering the cast consists of young, sexy, single casanovas who look down upon the idea of a pre-ordained holiday celebrating those who have fallen into the shackles of relationships ... Me, Liz, Nick and Geoffrey decided ...
Feb 08 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 07 - Breast Milk

On this Lizbeth-less episode of Flixistentialism: Geoffrey discovers the dangers of breast milk, Nicholas is comically oblivious to someone who has a crush on him, and Dre slowly loses his patience/sanity. Plus, they discuss ...
Feb 06 // Andres Bolivar

Ask us questions or there won't be a Fast & Furious 6

You're probably thinking to yourself "Does Dre really have the power to cancel Fast and Furious 6? I mean, billions of dollars were spent on the production and promotion on this film". The real question you should be asking yourself is "DO I REALLY WANT TO TAKE THAT RISK IN CASE HE CAN!?" Do yourself a favor, ask us questions.
Jan 31 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 06 - Catfist

On this week's episode of Flixistentialism, we discuss "catfisting," Nick threatens to "wreck stuff," and we continue our latest trend of actually discussing movies. Also, Nick is a monster.
Jan 24 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 05 - Moan

Because Lizbeth was running late to the podcast ... Geoff, Nick, and Dre decided to start recording without her and all hell broke loose. You know, the kind of hell in which WE ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT MOVIES ON A MOVIE PODCAST! T...
Jan 17 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 04 - Sea Men

This week on Flixistentialism: Post Golden Globes discussion (sorta)! I was originally going to scrap this episode because it seems I was having some mic problems that none of my cohorts bothered to tell me about ... but alas...
Jan 17 // Andres Bolivar

Flixist Movie Club: Djangocast

Flixist Movie Club has returned folks and this time we're discussing Django Unchained. Join me, Geoff, Liz, Nick, and special guest Alec as we discuss Tarantino's latest opus, awkwardly drop N-Bombs and getting down to t...
Jan 09 // Andres Bolivar

Recording Djangocast tonight! Ask us questions

That's right, we're recording Da-Jangocast (the D is not silent in our case) as our first Flixist Movie Club of 2013. For the uninitiated, Flixist Movie Club is a special time when we take our unfocused disheveled podcast and...
Jan 04 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 03 - CrazySexyEctoCooler

Though I somehow managed to misplace the first 10 minutes of the show (it might be under a couch cushion), we still got a jam packed bro's night out of a podcast. We discuss Geoff's specific type of dyslexia, my secret desire...
Jan 03 // Andres Bolivar

Ask us questions, Tiny Dancer

On New Years night, towards the close of the night, me and a couple friends were at a bar all whiskey-ed out and exhausted. But then, Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" came on and we found enough energy to belt the f*ck out of that ...
Dec 21 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 02 - Dre's Two Circumcisions

Flixistentialism is back folks, now with slightly improved audio. On this episode I tell the story of my two circumcisions (that's right...TWO!) and we give my dick the most awesome name EVER. We also discuss holiday movies,...
Dec 19 // Andres Bolivar

All Santa Chainz wants for Christmas is questions

I'm starting a new Christmas tradition ... and that tradition is a combination of Santa Claus (who died for our sins) and 2 Chainz (big booty hoe aficionado). Ladies and gentlemen, be sure to tell your children of Santa Chainz. ASK QUESTIONS OR RISK BEING ON THE NAUGTY LIST (which in Santa Chainz lore, isn't as fun as you might think it is).
Dec 11 // Andres Bolivar

Flixistentialism 01 - Boners

Here it is folks ... the first episode of Flixistentialism. After many issues with getting the recording to work properly and the ongoing struggle of dealing with Skype's sound quality, the dejected crew consisting of Andres ...
Dec 10 // Andres Bolivar

Behold! A new Flixist podcast!

EDIT: There were problems recording Wednesday (blame Skynet or The Matrix) so we will be recording tonight despite the machine trying to bring us down. ASK US HOTDOGS QUESTIONS. We're back ... and we're hungry for hot dogs questions. Leave a comment, send an email to [email protected] or tweet @FlixistPodcast. DO IT!!!!!!!!!!






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