What'cha up to?

WRITE A BLOG

The best sauce from our blogs become front page legends.
Tip: Aim for 2+ paragraphs and add photos + videos. More tips


Contest!


C-blog Picks

(promoted stories to front page)



Humanimals: Paulie
// Nick Valdez














SUGGESTIONS

Got a news tip?
Email is at [email protected]

Found a bug or have a site suggestion? Let us know:
Post your ideas in our forum

COMMUNITY BLOGS

New  +10dx's  +20dx's  +30dx's  Podcasts  Blogs followed
Sep 27 // Allistair Pinsof

Review: Don Jon

Our rabid consumption of media informs our lives and habits as much as our upbringing. For Jon, that media obsession is porn. When he isn't debating what number to rate a girl at the club, he is masturbating three times a day...
Apr 15 // Allistair Pinsof

Tribeca Review: V/H/S/2

In the original V/H/S, numerous tapes littered the apartment of the film's depraved gang of psychos, leaving the viewer to wonder what else those cassettes contained and whether the viewer can stomach to watch any more. S-VHS...
Apr 15 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Before Midnight

There is an ebb and flow to the laughter between the men and women of my theater, during Before Midnight. As Jesse makes a salient point about the manic nature of women, the men laugh. When Celine talks about the self-serv...
Apr 04 // Allistair Pinsof

Review: Upstream Color

Part of me wants to wait until I fully understand every facet of Upstream Color before I review it, but a larger part of me suspects I never will. Might as well strike while the iron is hot. Upstream Color is mind-altering,...
Feb 28 // Allistair Pinsof

Review: Stoker

[This review was originally posted as part of our 2013 Sundance Film Festival coverage. It has been reposted to coincide with the film's theatrical release.] Some time between being handed a Chinatown bootleg of Oldboy in 200...
Jan 29 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance 2013: Top five films of the festival (and more)

Another Sundance, another 27 films reviewed. Though this is only my third year, Sundance 2013 is by far the greatest one I attended yet. Even bolder, I'll say that it may be the greatest in the festival's history. Looking bac...
Jan 28 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: The Way, Way Back

The losers of high school dramas are cooler than me. Anthony Michael Hall and Jesse Eisenberg would be my high school's presidents, not wallflowers. It happens so often: the seemingly hopeless male protagonist, that we are su...
Jan 28 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: A.C.O.D.

No longer just an alternative, divorce is practically inevitable. A.C.O.D. is a feel-good comedy with a cynical stance on marriage. Writer-director Stuart Zicherman doesn't say anything profound in this debut, but a strong comedic cast prop up his limp material.
Jan 27 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Magic Magic

Some laugh at what scares them. This act can be perceived as obnoxious and puzzling to someone else in a theater, but it feels completely natural during Magic Magic: A hypnotizing balancing act between horror and comedy (but ...
Jan 27 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: The Gatekeepers

In Israel's Shin Bet, I find an intelligence agency not so different from the CIA. In Israel's religious zealots, I find an extremist terrorist group not so different from the Taliban that our government tells us to fear. The...
Jan 27 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Lovelace

Pornography is a dirty business and I'm not strictly speaking about the clean-up crew. One doesn't have to deeply penetrate the industry to dig up tales of manipulation, abuse, and self-destruction. 1972 hit Deep Throat set t...
Jan 25 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: The Spectacular Now

Sutter is the life of the party, and the joke of his high school. He is the embodiment of our YOLO teen culture. The one that turns Kendrick Lamar's lament on teenage alcoholism ("Swimming Pools") into a party anthem. With no...
Jan 25 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Very Good Girls

Dakota Fanning is now old enough to play the role of the older sister and it freaks me out. Witnessing a child actor, one much younger than me, mature into a young adult is a monumental event in life. It feels like a sign pos...
Jan 25 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Emanuel and the Truth About Fishes

Throughout the entirety of Sundance, Emanuel and the Truth About Fishes was the only movie I didn't take any notes on. I guess this is what is implied by "noteworthy," and Emanuel is not. For the life of me, I couldn't pick up my pencil and write anything of note, because something of note would have to exist in the first place.
Jan 24 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman

The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman is so forgettable a film that I started forgetting the plot while watching. Never to fear, all I had to do was recall the dozens of other films that cling to their genre tropes as tig...
Jan 24 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Sound City

An hour into Sound City, the film takes an unexpected detour, suddenly documenting a jam session between David Grohl and friends instead of documenting a notable music studio's history. It's in this transition that my initial suspicions becomes resoundingly clear: Sound City is basically a film Grohl made to justify his purchase of a really expensive soundboard.
Jan 21 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Big Sur

It was the public's idolization of Jack Kerouac that spurred him to move to a remote cabin and write Big Sur. It's funny then that this biopic of the same name subjects Kerouac to a similar treatment of worship and tribute th...
Jan 21 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance 2013: Day three & four recap

This guy is yanking his wiener. Next to me. In the restroom. And on the other side of me is an old guy that keeps farting. And then, right behind me, someone sneaks in and ransacks my Sundance water bottle. True story. Boring computer nerds, a post-Potter winner, and a horror film with slightly more gore than too much. This is Sundance and these are the reviews for day three and four.
Jan 21 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: The World According to Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney's influence on America over the past decade is unparalleled. With each successive year of living with bossy TSA guards, unwarranted surveillance, and drones over the Middle East, his efforts as the vice president ...
Jan 21 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: We Are What We Are

I can't even pretend to imagine what I'd do or how I'd feel if my father was a serial killer. We Are What We Are does it for me, and though I may not like what I see, the film is compelling because of it.
Jan 20 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: The Look of Love

I can forgive The Look of Love for operating within cliches and stereotypes of the '70s, because porn mogul Paul Raymond is one of the few that set the tone of the decade. Raymond is a man of excess, pushing the moral standar...
Jan 20 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Kill Your Darlings

I'm always grateful when a film reminds me of that unmistakable feeling of being attached to a seat cushion, physically changed by the film's end. My gut sinks, my vision narrows, and I lose myself in thought, while the audie...
Jan 20 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Computer Chess

I share Computer Chess director Andrew Bujalski`s fetish for early electronics: the computer towers that rise to your waist, the cumbersome consumer cameras, and the analog synths with more knobs and switches than keys. Like me, Bujalski doesn't know how to translate this adornment into a cohesive film that puts its audience before its pretensions.
Jan 19 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance 2013: Day one & two recap

Videogame soldiers teabagging each other, Micheal Cera on drugs, and crazy, homeless McConaughey. This is Sundance and these are the reviews for day one and two.
Jan 19 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Virtually Heroes

There was once a time when videogame enthusiasts were happy to see the presence of games represented on the big screen, anyway they could have it. Yes, the Super Mario Bros. film is terrible but -- shit man, it`s Mario! Maybe in those halcyon years there would be some small sect of people that would embrace Virtually Heroes' crass and obvious parodies of videogame tropes.
Jan 19 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Mud

Jeff Nichols' films pay homage to a part of the south rarely represented in film. The small towns of Arkansas and Mississippi, where oysters are still delivered door-to-door daily and the local supermarket is called The Piggl...
Jan 19 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Who is Dayani Cristal?

Black Adidas, beige khakis, and a Spanish prayer in pocket. Another immigrant lays dead in the Sonora Desert -- the 20 minute drive turned deadly walk that separates Arizona from the southern border. Who is Dayani Cristal? un...
Jan 18 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete

In the extended cut of The Inevitable Defeat of Mister and Pete, the film ends with a sack of puppies being beaten by a baseball bat and then set aflame. Director George Tillman, Jr. (Men of Honor, Notorious) doesn't exactly display a great amount of subtlety or kindness to his characters throughout the film's two hours of misery.
Jan 18 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance Review: Crystal Fairy

Micheal Cera starring in two Sundance films by Chilean director Sebastian Silva strikes me as pretty random. It then makes perfect sense that Crystal Fairy is a film prone to random flights of fancy (Silva's other film being ...
Jan 17 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance 2013: Top ten most anticipated films of the fest

Going through the catalog of Sundance films feels a bit like Christmas. Discovering the latest actor-turned-director debut, long awaited sophomore effort, and film description too bizarre to pass up almost makes scheduling th...
Jan 17 // Allistair Pinsof

Sundance 2013: We're here and freezing

One year, one poorly packed suitcase, and one regretful purchase of one $200 coat at American Apparel later, Sundance is here again and here I am in it, freezing and happy. 2012 was my first year as honest-to-goodness press...
Nov 09 // Allistair Pinsof

Review: The Comedy

[This review was originally posted as part of our coverage for this year's South by Southwest Film 2012. It has been re-posted to coincide with the film's wider release.] Hipster is a word that means nothing ...
Nov 01 // Allistair Pinsof

Review: This Must Be the Place

[This review was originally posted as part of our 2012 Sundance Film Festival coverage. It has been reposted to coincide with the wider theatrical release of the film.] While waiting to enter the theater for a Sundance press ...
Oct 19 // Allistair Pinsof

Review: The Sessions

[This review was originally posted as part of our coverage of Sundance Film Festival 2012. It has been reposted to coincide with its theatrical release. The film's title has since been changed from The Surrogat...
Oct 05 // Allistair Pinsof

Review: Butter

[This review was originally posted as part of our Austin Film Festival 2011 coverage. It is being reposted to coincide with the film's wider theatrical release.] There are some movies you simply seek-out due to...
Oct 05 // Allistair Pinsof

Review: V/H/S

[This review was originally posted as part of our Sundance Film Festival 2012 coverage. It is being reposted to coincide with the film's wider theatrical release.] The found footage horror film is one of th...
Sep 07 // Allistair Pinsof

Review: Rec 3: Genesis

[This review was originally posted to coincide with our coverage at South by Southwest Film 2012. It has been reposted to coincide with its wider theatrical release.] As a sequel to two of the best found-footage horror f...
Sep 06 // Allistair Pinsof

Review: The Words

[This review was originally posted as part of our coverage of the Sundance Film Festival 2012. It has been reposted to coincide with the film's national release.] Some write for recognition; others write for money; few write ...
Aug 09 // Allistair Pinsof

Review: Red Hook Summer

[This review was originally posted as part of our 2012 Sundance Film Festival coverage. It has been reposted to coincide with the wider theatrical release of the film.] Out of Hollywood and back to Brooklyn, Red Hook Summer i...
Aug 02 // Allistair Pinsof

Review: Celeste and Jesse Forever

[This review was originally published as part of our coverage of the Sundance Film Festival. It has been reposted to coincide with the film's national release.] Breaking up is hard, giving in to a fruitless relationship ...

  Around the web (login to improve these)




Back to Top


We follow moms on   Facebook  and   Twitter
  Light Theme      Dark Theme
Pssst. Konami Code + Enter!
You may remix stuff our site under creative commons w/@
- Destructoid means family. Living the dream, since 2006 -