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#April Fools Day 2013


The End photo

What have we done?

How... how did we get here? We were riding on top of the world having grown from a simple street cart to the largest store in the world. But now, now it's all gone. Everything we built destroyed. How did it happen? How could we have been so...

 
 
Harrod's = Flixist Now photo

Your puny Harrod's has been assimilated by Flixist

This morning we were but a lowly street cart with food for the masses, and soon after that a convenience store in Newbridge, NJ. Then we began our global outreach in Japan, soon spreading across the globe, even the Antarctic. Now, puny huma...

 
 
Convenience Food Snaxist photo

Snaxist: For Your Convenience

So when the rest of the Flixist staff (in a drunken stupor, mind you) originally proposed the idea of expanding our little film site to a multi-billion dollar convenience store chain last night, I was startled. How were we going to even sta...

 
 
Flixist Store in Japan photo

Flixist opens its first international location in Japan

Our first ever international store has just sprouted up in Japan! To be specific, the store is located in Newbridge, a comfy suburb in Northwest Tokyo. Just like the Newbridge, New Jersey store, this location is open 24 hours a day most day...

 
 
Flixist's definitive past photo

The definitive history of Flixist's new enterprise

Sure, it's only been an hour since Flixist Convenience opened its first physical location in the most beautiful state in the Union, New Jersey, but we are expanding rapidly and within hours there should be at least one location near you (if...

 
 
Flixist Convenience Store photo

Flixist opens convenience store in Newbridge, New Jersey

I know what you're thinking, and I'm thinking the same thing: how did we go from a street corner one minute to a corner store the next? Well, that's the way the market works today, and we couldn't be any happier. Flixist is going to take th...

 
 
New Flixist photo

Flixist is now the best source for street side snacks

After years of blogging about movies the folks behind Flixist (Niero, myself and the writers) have realized that while a movie blog does fulfill our yearning to talk about movies it was a poor way to become billionaires. I'm not quite sure ...

 
 




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Luz"The creativity of constraint"

 

SXSW The Art of Self-Defense"Masculinity deconstructed"

 

The Lion King"Play it again, Simba"

 

Iron Sky: The Coming Race"Bigger budget, older jokes"

 

Stuber"The Lyft of buddy cop Uber movies "

 

Crawl"Small spaces"

 

The Farewell"Sad, funny, but most importantly honest"

 

Darlin'"Feral and tender"

 

Midsommar"Sumer is Icumen in"

 

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 6 Episode 7 - "Toldja""Everyone is here (and lacking common sense)!"

 

Ophelia"Hamlet 2.0"

 

Maiden"Girls to the front, go rock the boat"

 

Yesterday"Nowhere man"

 

Spider-Man: Far from Home"EuroTrip except with superhero violence instead of sex"

 

The Third Wife"Fate has the upper hand."

 

Toy Story 4"An existential nightmare (for kids!)"

 

Jessica Jones Season 3"What is your truth?"

 

Men in Black: "Oh, they have crap overseas too!"

 

The Dead Don't Die"Shambling wreck or full of brains?"