After the Credits: Bard college?


I’m going to go ahead and tie this loosely and quickly to movies by saying that I want this girl to sing in every movie. There. Done.

With that out of the way, if you happen to be a gamer, you may be playing Skyrim. If you are, you’re hearing a lot of crappy “bards” attempt to sing silly songs and fail miserably. Now, the game has a so-called “bard college” at which these assassins of melody are purported to have trained. All I left with is “really?”

Let this video carry you away from the aural defecation of bards to a land of starship troopers, princesses, and obnoxious robot sound makers: a world that can be found simply by clicking through to the full story.

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