Bollywood Fight Club instates a “Left Hand Rule”

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It’s a sh*tty day here in New York. I had Chinese food for breakfast (not a balanced breakfast at all), it’s raining outside and I’m sick on my day off. Luckily, my mood quickly turned the minute I found a four year old trailer for a Bollywood remake of Fight Club. The film is titled Fight Club: Members Only, and even though the trailer is only thirty seconds long, it is all kinds of awesome.

Though I’ve yet to get a hold of a copy, I’m already declaring this an improvement to Fincher’s cult classic. How? By adding a cast of boy band rejects who provide some old fashion Bollywood kick assery, of course. There’s also a new set of nonsensical rules like “the left hand rule” and “there are no rules” rule (which completely negates the mysterious left hand rule). Although I’m uncertain whether or not there will be dance numbers, I’m going to go ahead and confirm it.

I’m considering reviewing this in the near future. The people must know about Bollywood Fight Club. More importantly, I must know what the hell the “left hand rule” is.

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It's a sh*tty day here in New York. I had Chinese food for breakfast (not a balanced breakfast at all), it's raining outside and I'm sick on my day off. Luckily, my mood quickly turned the minute I found a four year old trailer for a Bollywood remake of Fight Club. The film is titled Fight Club: Members Only, and even though the trailer is only thirty seconds long, it is all kinds of awesome.

Though I've yet to get a hold of a copy, I'm already declaring this an improvement to Fincher's cult classic. How? By adding a cast of boy band rejects who provide some old fashion Bollywood kick assery, of course. There's also a new set of nonsensical rules like “the left hand rule” and “there are no rules” rule (which completely negates the mysterious left hand rule). Although I'm uncertain whether or not there will be dance numbers, I’m going to go ahead and confirm it.

I'm considering reviewing this in the near future. The people must know about Bollywood Fight Club. More importantly, I must know what the hell the "left hand rule" is.