Deadpool prefers tea in bags in new Deadpool 2 trailer

Deadpool, Meet Cable

Because everyone deserves a smile on their face, we bring you a new, full-length, Untitled Deadpool Sequel trailer featuring more of Josh Brolin’s Cable and your favorite man in a red suit. As with the earlier Bob Ross homage, this trailer doesn’t go exactly as planned, but it does serve its purpose very well.

Also, this is probably the best plot synopsis you’ll ever read, so here’s the official Untitled Deadpool Sequel marketing synopsis:

“After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.” 

Deadpool 2 hits theaters May 18.