By Last week, I had a birthday that brings me uncomfortably closer to 30. Since I’m a dainty lad, I won’t say the number, but let’s just say my life is going downhill from this point on. Luckily, Netflix Instant delivered some amazing new content to make me feel better about my painful joints and sore muscles.
The two immediate highlights are the Flixist favorite ParaNorman and the Jason Statham-led Safe. However, watchful eyes will notice that the first two seasons of Kitchen Nightmares have also been added. If there’s any way you’d want to waste away an afternoon, it’s listening to Gordon Ramsay berate naive restauranteurs and their lackluster chefs.
Check below the cut for the rest of the new additions to Netflix Instant over the past week.
- Alps
- Arn: The Knight Templar
- Breathing
- Charlotte Rampling: The Look
- Continuum
- Copper
- Dark Matters: Twisted but True
- Drop Dead Fred
- Elephants Dream 4 Hour
- The Fairy
- Headshot
- Hemlock Grove
- House of Bodies
- The Island President
- Kitchen Nightmares (US)
- Littlerock
- The Paperboy
- ParaNorman
- Off White Lies
- Safe
- YERT – Your Environmental Road Trip
Weekly Netflix Now Awards
Most Likely to be Rewatched First
ParaNorman
New Netflix Original Series I Have No Interest In
Hemlock Grove
Best Recently Added Zac Efron Movie
The Paperboy
Manliness-Inspiring Movie Award (Because of Jason Statham’s Presence)
Safe
Best Movie Named After a Bodily Function
Breathing
Series That Almost Makes Me Want to Play Assassin’s Creed 3 (But Doesn’t Succeed)
Arn: The Knight Templar
Guilty Pleasure Award
Kitchen Nightmares