Posters like this make me think of all of those old, ridiculous Chuck Norris movies. You have no real idea what the hell the film is actually about, you just know that some ass is going to get seriously kicked. I mean look at it! The movie is called Snitch, Dwayne Johnson is striking some cliche poster pose, and there’s a semi-truck out of control in the background. Add all those together and you have no f**king clue what the hell this is going to be about. But, that’s why we’re here, so here’s your synopsis: Dwayne Johnson plays the father of a teenage boy who is wrongly accused of drug trafficking. Because he’s Dwayne Johnson, he reaches an agreement with the government to go undercover and break up the drug trafficking ring by becoming a ‘snitch’, earning the freedom of his son should he succeed.
Yeah, that’s pretty silly, but it’s just an excuse to watch The Rock beat up on people and we all know it. The man’s made a career out of yelling and kicking ass, so I don’t see any reason why that should change now. Snitch hits theaters February 22nd.[via The Film Stage]