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Netflix Now: Anyone else watching American Idol? Edition

I've really been digging this season of American Idol. Despite the ridiculous amount of cuts to Jennifer Lopez during the performances, most of the contestants this year have been great. And the new judging panel isn't too bad either. Harry...

 
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New Releases, week of 8/3/13: NY Drafthouse Edition

Guys! The first New York Alamo Drafthouse is opening this weekend! Sure, it's up in Yonkers and a bajillion miles from my apartment, but I'm going to do my darndest to get up there. It's staff training weekend, so there'll be discount ticke...

 
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Box Office Numbers: Tom Cruise sends sales to Oblivion

It just occurred to me that last week's special Nick Valdez-flavored Box Office Numbers lacked any actual box office numbers. Thanks, Nick; I still love you. This weekend, Tom Cruise did Tom Cruise things to help Oblivion blow the comp...

 
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Box Office Numbers: Evil Bread

Somehow, a film about satanic, possessed slices of bread topped the box office this weekend. Seriously guys, how are you falling for these kinds of things? Oh, wait... Evil Dead. That makes more sense. The reboot/remake/rebirth of the class...

 
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G.I. Joe 3 is definitely happening. Go Joe!

As someone who has not seen G.I. Joe or the recently released Retaliation, I'm not sure whether this should be taken as good or bad news. Either way, it's kind of nutty for Paramount to announce that they've green-lit a sequel to a fra...

 
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Box Office Numbers: Yo, uh, mmm, Joe!

Greetings again, good friends! Never, ah, you fear, for your pal Jeff Goldblum is here! The-the Goldblum Publishing Conglomerate, if you remember last year, understands that you still love your movie news. And so, mmmm, well, we have been b...

 
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Review: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

If there's a better franchise out there to deliver mindless action than G.I. Joe than it's going to destroy the world. G.I. Joe was designed to sell toys to boys who like things that blow up, shoot and fight injustice the American...

 
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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

"The G.I. Joes don't know how to play videogaemez LOL!" is pretty much all of the new footage in this final, exclusive to Regal Cinemas, trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation's release this Thursday. There's a new line here or there, but it's ...

 
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See G.I. Joe Retaliation early and free

GO JOE! It's been delayed. It's been reshot. It's been 3Ded It's been given more Channing Tatum. And now it's finally here! G.I. Joe Retaliation is hitting theaters this week and we've got access to an early screening in Washington D.C. on ...

 
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New G.I. Joe: Retaliation clip brings the ninja action

No matter what happens with G.I. Joe: Retaliation, there's at least going to be this scene in which ninjas totally ninja out and do ninja things. You know... they should really just do a Snake Eyes movie, or maybe just a hardcore ninja mov...

 
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Two ninjas fight in new G.I. Joe: Retaliation clip

You know how G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra advertised promises of hot Storm Shadow on Snake Eyes action, but all we actually got was them fighting as kids? Well, it looks like the folks at Paramount learned their lesson. Or they're just getting ...

 
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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Do you like ninjas? What about dubstep remixes of "Seven Nation Army"? If so, this international trailer for the upcoming G.I. Joe: Retaliation will satiate the two odd interests. Coming in at less than 90 seconds, the trailer showcases so...

 
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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

I'll make this short and sweet: G.I. Joe: Retaliation has Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Channing Tatum, Bruce Willis shooting people, two badass ninjas doing ninja things against one another, The RZA, with a script written by Zombieland ...

 
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New G.I. Joe Retaliation poster with more Channing Tatum

Remember G.I. Joe: Retaliation? No? It was supposed to release this past Summer, but got delayed due to the lack of 3DDDDDDDD and sexy dance man, Channing Tatum. The absence of both of those things also would have lost money for Paramount a...

 
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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

This new international trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation is basically the first two trailers edited together without the awesome White Stripes or Jay-Z songs. It's like totes serious this time, fo' real. We do get one new scene though. Mor...

 
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GI Joe: Retaliation getting gimmicky reshoots because 3D

Yesterday we brought you news of the ridiculous delay that GI Joe: Retaliation will be undergoing in order to be converted into 3D. Today, Dwayne Johnson tweeted some details about just how ridiculous the whole thing is. In response to...

 
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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

I know people like to pretend that the first G.I. Joe movie was terrible simply because it was based on G.I. Joe and dumb as dirt, but in reality it was pretty awesome. Good action, lots of explosions and ninjas. Most action movies st...

 
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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

The newest trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation is more of a teaser than it is a trailer, but amongst that awesome rendition of "Seven Nation Army" and explosions and ninjas and the like comes an amazing little nugget courtesy of Dwayne "The ...

 
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Bruce Willis is old Joe in G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation

Among G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra's many faults was the fact that there wasn't any character named Joe in it, or so I thought. I never was into the gung-ho war bravado that the cartoon series espoused, and it was downright silly, so I ...

 

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