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Netflix Now: Dumb Phones Edition

Did you know there's a new trend where kids are giving up their smartphones in favor of "dumb" ones? I guess when phones do everything (and inspire terribly premised videogames), and everyone and their grandmother gets a hold of one, it's n...

 
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FlixList: Top 10 Worst Grossing Movies of 2013

Since the dawn of time, there have been winners and there have been losers. There's no question about that. Sometimes, the winners deserve to win, like those damnable Colonial upstarts fighting for their freedom during the Revolutionary War...

 
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Machete Kills Again... in Space trailer features space

If you were one of the few people who actually went out to a theater to see Machete Kills than you already know what the above video is. See, director Robert Rodiguez had a trilogy in mind for his grindhouse character and Machete Kill...

 
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Box Office Numbers: Gravy for Gravity

No surprises here. Bolstered by strong word of mouth and increased revenue thanks to IMAX 3D, Gravity took the top slot at the box office for the second week in a row. The film took in more than $44 million in its second week, which means a...

 
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Review: Machete Kills

It's a miracle Machete Kills even exists. It's a sequel to a film originally based on a joke trailer before Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse. With that in mind, it was easy to forgive potential flaws in the first Mac...

 
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See Machete Kills early and free

Feel like a late night screening of a B movie, then we have the passes for you. Machete Kills looks to be just as wonderfully bad as the first film, but this time with Mel Gibson, and it is literally the perfect movie not to pay for. T...

 
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New red band trailer for Machete Kills gets bloody

Disclaimer: If you want to save some of the more dramatic killing action in Robert Rodriguez's sequel to Machete; Machete Kills, you may want to not watch this trailer. Disclaimer 2: This trailer is very red band, and basically not safe fo...

 
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Machete Kills poster and huge batch of images are killer

I'm stupidly hyped for Machete Kills. Sure the last trailer had some wonkiness which tempered my expectations a bit, but I'm on the edge of my seat nonetheless. In the gallery you'll find the poster for Machete Kills (which just pastes a bu...

 
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Second Machete Kills trailer certainly kills

Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills is gearing up to be a splendidly cheesetastic sequel to 2010's Machete. It amps up the Mexican pride, hilarious deaths, and number of beautiful women. With this second trailer, we get more of the plot. Mach...

 
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This Machete Kills poster has Michelle Rodriguez on it

Michelle Rodriguez, known as "Tanktop Jesus" round these parts for her glorious ability to die in almost every movie she's been in and somehow is revived several sequels later, graces the newest poster (as She) for Robert Rodriguez's Machet...

 
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Trailer: Machete Kills

Update: An English version of this trailer was released. You can watch that below. Despite the narration and most of the trailer being in Spanish (well, because Machete), there's plenty of stuff to hook you to the first trailer for Machete...

 
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Charlie Sheen finally goes Estevez for Machete Kills

Until the elusive first trailer for Machete Kills pops up online officially, we'll have to survive with juicy tidbits. Like the rest of Robert Rodriguez's madcap casting, Charlie Sheen was cast as the President of the United States for the ...

 
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New Machete Kills poster shows off Sophia Vergara's guns

We've known for awhile that Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills is going to filled to the brim with sexy chicas and dangerous levels of cheese, but we just didn't know how far it would get. By the looks of this new poster featuring Sophia Verg...

 

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