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Roland Emmerich planning White House Down

America doesn't usually take kindly to foreigners planning on causing havoc in or around the White House, but German director Roland Emmerich is planning a second visit to the President's gaff with White House Down, having already blown the...

 
 
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Trailer: Battleship

WARNING: The above trailer for Transformers Battleship contains dangerous levels of baddassery, 'splosions and dubsteb that it may be harmful to anyone with any kind of sensitivities to awesomeness. For those poor unfortunate few, I've tak...

 
 
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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

The newest trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation is more of a teaser than it is a trailer, but amongst that awesome rendition of "Seven Nation Army" and explosions and ninjas and the like comes an amazing little nugget courtesy of Dwayne "The ...

 
 
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Review: Act of Valor

I first caught wind of Act of Valor because of its first trailer, which played before The Sitter. I thought to myself, "Wow, a film that uses real Navy SEALs? This could be good." I was floored at the film's potential realism, especial...

 
 
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Trailer 2: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

When the Super Bowl is happening this weekend, Paramount will air a brand-new G.I. Joe: Retaliation trailer. It's possible that, like me, some of you don't really care about which football team got the most home runs, yet would still like ...

 
 
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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

As a big, dumb popcorn movie, I liked G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. It had the Eiffel Tower rust and melt away and never took itself seriously at all. G.I. Joe: Retaliation, featuring few very returning cast members from the first one (just...

 
 
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The Raid will see a US release

Way back in the old days of September, a small indonesian film called The Raid was making waves at the Toronto International Film Festival. When the red band trailer was unleashed, the Flixist collective suffered from a bad case of bro-bone...

 
 
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Woman says Drive is anti-Semitic, sues over the trailer

The best film of the year has come under fire from a Michigan woman named Sarah Deming. Ms. Deming, who is a terrible, stupid person, saw the trailer for Nicolas Winding Refn's Drive and went in expecting something akin to the The...

 
 
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Connie Britton confirms Friday Night Lights movie

I realize that a few days ago I spent some time ranting against TV to film adaptations (COUGH*24*COUGH), but now one of the best shows to ever grace television is heading for the big screen. Can you guess which? Yes, it is Arrested Dev...

 
 
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24 movie is still a thing that is happening

I realize that a lot of us are still high off the recent announcement of Arrested Development coming back for a new season/movie, but it's part of a dangerous trend that's happening in Hollywood. Case in point, they're still trying to push ...

 
 
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Schwarzenegger and Willis rocking large in Expendables 2

Ok, The Expendables was pretty bad, but no fan of the underthought, overly-violent punch-fests of the 1980s couldn't be giddy when Predator, Rambo, and John McClane shared the screen, if only for a few moments. Now, The Expendables 2&n...

 
 
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Taken 2 will start shooting in October

Ah, Taken. Despite a few fun-hating reviewers missing the point, you were not only one of the most hysterically deranged action movies of recent years, but doubly entertaining as a French evisceration of American foreign policy. Thanks to t...

 
 
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Bruce Willis is old Joe in G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation

Among G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra's many faults was the fact that there wasn't any character named Joe in it, or so I thought. I never was into the gung-ho war bravado that the cartoon series espoused, and it was downright silly, so I ...

 
 
 
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Trailer: Captain America

The new Captain America trailer is out. Finding words is difficult right now. There are tears of joy streaming down my face. This movie will make up for all the lackluster super hero movies this summer. It has to. July 22nd is so far away....

 
 
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First photo of Sacha Baron Cohen as The Dictator

The first photo from Sacha Baron Cohen's The Dictator has leaked online, and it seems to sustain all the irony and silliness that is a Sacha Baron Cohen/Larry Charles collaboration (Borat, Bruno). I mean, look at that star spangled jumpsuit...

 
 




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For Madmen Only: The Stories of Del Close"A look behind the comedy curtain"

 

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Why Don't You Just Die!"Drain-licking good"

 

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Bloodshot"A bloody mess (not the good kind)"

 
 
 
 
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