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#April Fools Day 2013


The End photo

What have we done?

How... how did we get here? We were riding on top of the world having grown from a simple street cart to the largest store in the world. But now, now it's all gone. Everything we built destroyed. How did it happen? How could we have been so...

 
 
Harrod's = Flixist Now photo

Your puny Harrod's has been assimilated by Flixist

This morning we were but a lowly street cart with food for the masses, and soon after that a convenience store in Newbridge, NJ. Then we began our global outreach in Japan, soon spreading across the globe, even the Antarctic. Now, puny huma...

 
 
Convenience Food Snaxist photo

Snaxist: For Your Convenience

So when the rest of the Flixist staff (in a drunken stupor, mind you) originally proposed the idea of expanding our little film site to a multi-billion dollar convenience store chain last night, I was startled. How were we going to even sta...

 
 
Flixist Store in Japan photo

Flixist opens its first international location in Japan

Our first ever international store has just sprouted up in Japan! To be specific, the store is located in Newbridge, a comfy suburb in Northwest Tokyo. Just like the Newbridge, New Jersey store, this location is open 24 hours a day most day...

 
 
Flixist's definitive past photo

The definitive history of Flixist's new enterprise

Sure, it's only been an hour since Flixist Convenience opened its first physical location in the most beautiful state in the Union, New Jersey, but we are expanding rapidly and within hours there should be at least one location near you (if...

 
 
Flixist Convenience Store photo

Flixist opens convenience store in Newbridge, New Jersey

I know what you're thinking, and I'm thinking the same thing: how did we go from a street corner one minute to a corner store the next? Well, that's the way the market works today, and we couldn't be any happier. Flixist is going to take th...

 
 
New Flixist photo

Flixist is now the best source for street side snacks

After years of blogging about movies the folks behind Flixist (Niero, myself and the writers) have realized that while a movie blog does fulfill our yearning to talk about movies it was a poor way to become billionaires. I'm not quite sure ...

 
 




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The Goldfinch"The real deal or fool's gold?"

 

Promare"BURN TO THE GROUND"

 

One Cut of the Dead"Heart-felt brain munching"

 

IT Chapter Two"But are there vomiting turtles?"

 

Satanic Panic"Always tip your drivers"

 

The Peanut Butter Falcon"Who doesn't like Mark Twain?"

 

Artik"The evils of murder and whiskey"

 

Clownado"Cyclownin' around"

 

Ready or Not"Let's play a game"

 

Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus"PHASE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

 

The Amazing Johnathan Documentary"The man, the meth, the legerdemain"

 

Where'd You Go, Bernadette"Eh, she'll come back eventually"

 

Good Boys"Kissing party"

 

Driven"John DeLorean's shattered dream "

 

Long Gone By"Moral conundrum with ice cream "

 

Millennium Actress"A classic revived"

 

The Art of Racing in the Rain"No paws, all wheels"

 

The Kitchen"Half-cooked"

 

Dora and the Lost City of Gold"Can you say "mediocre?""

 

The Nightingale"Heed the black bird's call"

 

The VelociPastor"Not to be confused with The TriceraCops"

 

Nekrotronic"Pokemon GHOST"

 

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (Season 3)"Space is warped and time is bendable"