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Ben-Hur is Summer's biggest flop with $120 million loss

Although we had some major tentpole releases last Summer, even making it the third best box office Summer ever, that didn't mean every release succeeded. Among the Civil Wars and Batmans, was the poor Judah Ben-Hur. According to The Hollywo...

 
 
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Warner Bros moving forward with Man of Steel sequel

Despite its poor critical reception, Suicide Squad broke crazy records last weekend. Because of this Warner Bros and DC Comics have to decided to move along with their plan, good films be damned. But something we didn't see coming along wit...

 
 
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Hey now, Shrek 5 is set for 2019

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking ...

 
 
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Tetris is getting a big budget, Chinese trilogy

This year we have four videogame adaptations hitting theaters and there's no sign of stopping anytime soon. The only problem with this is none of these films look particularly gripping with Warcraft, Assassin's Creed, and The Angry Bir...

 
 
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Universal lost $70 million from The Huntsman: Winter's War

Universal Studios, the folks that brought you nearly SEVEN BILLION dollars worth of brain food last year with hits like Jurassic World, Fast & Furious 7 and Minions may lose as much as $70 million dollars, according to Variety. But don&...

 
 
 
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You can preorder your Assassin's Creed movie ticket for $1200

If you're familiar with the Assassin's Creed videogames, then the notion of preorder bonuses or super expensive special editions is nothing new to you. While theater chains have folks preorder tickets all the time, what 20th Century Fox, Ub...

 
 
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Hulk and Ant-Man fight over coke for our money

Sad over the lack of Hulk in the latest non-Avengers yet still Avengers movie, Captain America: Civil War? Well here he is fighting chasing down Ant-Man and a can of Coca-Cola. Wait, why am I even writing on this? It's not like Coke paid me...

 
 
 
 
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Disney no longer making Tron 3

Although Tron Legacy performed well on home video and seemed to strike a chord with fans, it just didn't become the grand reboot Disney wanted it to be. Stories of Tron 3's possible existence have been floating around since then, but it's b...

 
 
 
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Fifty Shades of Grey stars want fifty shades of green

Although Fifty Shades of Grey had the worst staying power imaginable, as it dropped over 70% in box office sales its second weekend out which meant that word of mouth was deservedly awful, it still made $550 million worldwide. Considering t...

 
 
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You cannot afford this life sized Hulkbuster statue

If you've got a spare several thousands dollars lying around and believe you haven't shown off your Marvel fandom hard enough, I've got the solution you've been looking for. Beast Kingdom is selling a 300 cm (around 9-10 feet) tall Hulkbust...

 
 
 
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Ouija 2 is happening because money

It may not have been a good film, or even entertaining, but Ouija is going to get a sequel on top of its already bare bones story because it made near $85 million dollars from its slim $5 million dollar budget.  In an interview with Co...

 
 
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The Purge 3 happening because money

Usually when I write about sequel announcements, I like to use the title you see above in order to express what little emotion I have. But I'm conflicted here. While The Purge is getting a third entry because The Purge: Anarchy performed so...

 
 
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Netflix and Adam Sandler are making movies together

With Netflix's latest announcement of exclusively hosting Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon's sequel (and thus making a lot of theater chains so angry they're refusing to show it), and this news, it's safe to say Netflix is getting serious abo...

 
 
 
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The Maze Runner getting a sequel because money

With the way Young Adult book films are made these days, production on a sequel has begun before the first film is even released. Thus when a film gets a successful run through the box office (or at the very least, a successful opening week...

 
 
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Hellboy 3 definitely isn't happening

After years of endless trying and never giving up, Guillermo del Toro finally gave up on making Hellboy 3 a reality. On a recent Reddit AMA, del Toro admitted the film wasn't happening due to a lack of a studio backing:  [W]e have gon...

 
 
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Enchanted 2 is still happening because money

Wait..."still"? Yes, a sequel to the 2007 Disney Princess film Enchanted has been in the works for some time now, but it hasn't progressed passed the "it should happen" stage. But now that Frozen was a mega hit for Disney, they've taken con...

 
 
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Godzilla sequel already happening because money

Because Godzilla made a monstrous amount of money in the box office its opening weekend (over $93 million dollars domestically), naturally talk of a sequel is already underway. At this point, it's not even really news as we all assumed Godz...

 
 
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Spring Breakers is getting a sequel because money

Because of its success on home video, talk of a sequel to last year's Spring Breakers has begun. The film, officially titled Spring Breakers: The Second Coming, won't involve Harmony Korine (writer and director of the original project), but...

 
 
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Sony planning live action Barbie movie

Looking for the next Transformers or The LEGO Movie, Sony's search for the next big toy movie has brought it to Mattel's Barbie. Closing a partnership with Mattel, Sony hopes to start a franchise based on the children's popular toy starting...

 
 
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Mrs. Doubtfire sequel in the works, Robin Williams returning

Although it's been in development hell for years after the original Mrs. Doubtfire first made big money in theaters, it seems that Mrs. Doubtfire 2 is finally happening. Most likely fueled by Robin Williams' return to the public eye (with n...

 
 
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The Goonies is most likely getting a sequel

Talk of a sequel to The Goonies has yet to say die. Years of rumors, failed scripts, and Broadway musical dreams have finally come to a head as TMZ caught up with Richard Donner (director of the original) and he stated a sequel was in the w...

 
 
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Jason Blum talks annual Purge sequels

Though I haven't seen the first Purge movie, the trailer captivated me. The emergency broadcasting symbol over "America the Beautiful" caught my attention and gave me the chills. When it came out, I just didn't feel motivated to go see it. ...

 
 
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MGM wants Barbershop 3 to exist for some reason

What's with MGM and their fascination with reviving comedies that don't really deserve it? Just as they have done with Hot Tub Time Machine, MGM is currently in negotiations with Ice Cube over Barbershop 3. Let it be known that the last Bar...

 
 
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The Grudge getting rebooted, new franchise to come

Ju-On: The Grudge was a Japanese horror film in 2002 that hit it off so big, an American version was made (dubbed The Grudge, and starred Sarah Michelle Gellar) only two years later. A quick turn around during a time Hollywood wasn't too qu...

 
 
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Disney planning Cars 3, The Incredibles 2

Although I'm normally not a fan of sequels, I am a fan of Disney/Pixar sequels. You can argue back and forth over whether or not some of their films deserve sequels, but I'm glad they're coming. I'm one of the few people who loves the idea ...

 
 
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You cannot afford this Dark Knight Tumbler replica

Joining the line up of things we just can't afford (like the Bat Theater, Iron Man Statue, or HAL 9000), James Edition has cooked up a street legal replica of the Tumbler Batmobile from the Dark Knight Trilogy.  How much would it run y...

 
 
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Ice Age 5 gets a release date...also exists

Although the Ice Age franchise has been on a steady decline critically, it's been doing increasingly well commercially. The toys don't sell, but Fox's Ice Age is a franchise both children and their families consistently enjoy (raking in nea...

 
 
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Spider-Man getting Sinister Six, Venom spin-off films

Did you enjoy the first trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2? Did anything jump out and grab you? For your sake, I hope it did because a looooooot of Spider-Man affiliated projects are currently in the works. First of all, the confirmed Spi...

 
 
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World War Z The Second gets a director

Award-winning Spanish director Juan Antonio Bayona has been confirmed as the director for the upcoming World War Z sequel, says Hollywood Reporter. No date has been announced for the still-untitled follow up, and the search for writers is o...

 
 
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Beverly Hills Cop 4 and Top Gun 2 confirmed

Producer Jerry Bruckheimer has reunited with Paramount Pictures, according to Deadline, and he's already got a few projects lined up. There's a sequel to Top Gun coming, because Top Gun is a recognizable brand. You know what else ...

 
 
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Disney nabs future Indiana Jones film rights

Disney continues its quest to own everything most people enjoy with Indiana Jones. Reaching a distribution deal with Paramount, Disney now owns future rights to every future Indiana Jones film (with Paramount still making a small sum off of...

 
 




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Luz"The creativity of constraint"

 

SXSW The Art of Self-Defense"Masculinity deconstructed"

 

The Lion King"Play it again, Simba"

 

Iron Sky: The Coming Race"Bigger budget, older jokes"

 

Stuber"The Lyft of buddy cop Uber movies "

 

Crawl"Small spaces"

 

The Farewell"Sad, funny, but most importantly honest"

 

Darlin'"Feral and tender"

 

Midsommar"Sumer is Icumen in"

 

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 6 Episode 7 - "Toldja""Everyone is here (and lacking common sense)!"

 

Ophelia"Hamlet 2.0"

 

Maiden"Girls to the front, go rock the boat"

 

Yesterday"Nowhere man"

 

Spider-Man: Far from Home"EuroTrip except with superhero violence instead of sex"

 

The Third Wife"Fate has the upper hand."

 

Toy Story 4"An existential nightmare (for kids!)"

 

Jessica Jones Season 3"What is your truth?"

 

Men in Black: "Oh, they have crap overseas too!"

 

The Dead Don't Die"Shambling wreck or full of brains?"

 
 
 
 
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