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5 times the Razzies were WRONG

There was a time in my life where I swore by the Razzies and Razzie nominations. While the Oscars promote some of the best movies of the year, the Razzies are the polar opposite. They talk about the worst movies of a previous year and revel...

 
 
 
 
 
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Paramount reveals new horror movie release slate

You know how we get like a billion horror sequels? Here are some release dates for a few of them including the Friday the 13th reboot, The Ring reboot, now titled Rings (sure okay), and Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (HAHAHAHAHA)....

 
 
 
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Somebody's making a Friday the 13th TV series

Look, it does not matter who's producing the pilot (nobody you've heard of) or which network will pick this up. I could regale you with tales of what this show will be about or when it'll take place. But you don't really care. And you shoul...

 
 
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'Friday the 13th' getting rebooted (again)

The Wrap is reporting that V/H/S segment director David Bruckner is being tapped to direct the upcoming Platinum Dunes Friday the 13th reboot. The second Platinum Dunes Friday the 13th reboot. The second Platinum Dunes Friday...

 
 
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Trick or Treat: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

Hey guys, it's October! You know what that means: Halloween is right around the corner! As such, we will be bringing you some of our favorite horror film suggestions, in the hopes that they will lead to some sleepless nights. This is...Tri...

 
 
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Rumor: Friday the 13th to return...as found footage?

My life has been lived in semi-constant agony in the years since the Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street movies came out, due in no small part to the fact that there's been nary a word about sequels. In fact, if I remember correct...

 
 
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Friday the 13th Blu-Ray collection to be released

It seems that Paramount didn’t take their time utilizing the Friday the 13th rights they now have thanks to Warner Bros. Paramount will be releasing all twelve of the Jason Voorhees movies on Blu-ray and the lucky date for their relea...

 
 
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WB drops Friday the 13th and South Park for Interstellar

There has been an interesting development regarding Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar. Warner Bros. is now co-producing the film alongside of Paramount Pictures, but at a price. In order for Warner Bros. to get a piece of the action, t...

 
 
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It's Friday the 13th so we have to reference Jason

Having a streak of bad luck today? Lose your keys? Get a flat? Late for work? Get chased around a camp/New York/outer space/your house/hell/the woods/a cabin/RV park/etc. by a guy in a hockey mask with a machete (or possibly his mother)? C...

 
 




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Backtrace"Spinning in the mud"

 

Mowgli"Uncanny jungle valley"

 

Anna and the Apocalypse"We've reached uber niche!"

 

The Favourite"Probably not a pun, but it should be--it's my favorite"

 

Ralph Breaks the Internet"The deepest piece of media that also has the floss dance"

 

Creed II"Creed : Creed II :: Rocky : Rocky II"

 

Robin Hood"For the last time, arrows are not bullets"

 

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindewald "Doesn't break the mold, just dusts it off for more"

 

Instant Family"I'm not crying! You're crying!"

 

Widows"Viola Davis = fire"

 

They Shall Not Grow Old"Every bit as remarkable as expected"

 

The Long Dumb Road"Not quite long and only a little dumb"

 

Overlord"Cloverlord"

 

The Girl in the Spider's Web"Great 'Girl,' lame 'Spider's Web'"

 

The Grinch"Stink, Stank, Stunk"

 

The Other Side of the Wind"Orson Welles' "final" film is an angry, sloppy, salvaged ego trip"

 

Bohemian Rhapsody"Traveling at the speed of light"

 

The Great Buster"Proof that silent movies never get old"

 

Monster Party"Cause the party don't stop until -- wait, it does stop."

 

Mid90s"A pretty good coming-of-age movie that you've probably seen before"

 

Castlevania (Season 2)"Let us go out this night for exposition"

 

Johnny English Strikes Again"Atkinson is a load-bearing actor"

 

All Creatures Here Below" And the Most Disturbing Movie goes to..."

 

Suspiria"An arthouse overhaul of Dario Argento's 1977 classic that will enrage and alienate audiences (but I liked it... I think?)"