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Jon M. Chu set to return to G.I. Joe

For those of us who enjoyed G.I. Joe: Retaliation thanks to Jon M. Chu's direction there's good news. Deadline is reporting that Chu should be returning for the third installment, though the writers for the film may not be as Paramount...

 
 
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G.I. Joe 3 is definitely happening. Go Joe!

As someone who has not seen G.I. Joe or the recently released Retaliation, I'm not sure whether this should be taken as good or bad news. Either way, it's kind of nutty for Paramount to announce that they've green-lit a sequel to a fra...

 
 
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Review: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

If there's a better franchise out there to deliver mindless action than G.I. Joe than it's going to destroy the world. G.I. Joe was designed to sell toys to boys who like things that blow up, shoot and fight injustice the American...

 
 
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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

"The G.I. Joes don't know how to play videogaemez LOL!" is pretty much all of the new footage in this final, exclusive to Regal Cinemas, trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation's release this Thursday. There's a new line here or there, but it's ...

 
 
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See G.I. Joe Retaliation early and free

GO JOE! It's been delayed. It's been reshot. It's been 3Ded It's been given more Channing Tatum. And now it's finally here! G.I. Joe Retaliation is hitting theaters this week and we've got access to an early screening in Washington D.C. on ...

 
 
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New G.I. Joe: Retaliation clip brings the ninja action

No matter what happens with G.I. Joe: Retaliation, there's at least going to be this scene in which ninjas totally ninja out and do ninja things. You know... they should really just do a Snake Eyes movie, or maybe just a hardcore ninja mov...

 
 
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Two ninjas fight in new G.I. Joe: Retaliation clip

You know how G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra advertised promises of hot Storm Shadow on Snake Eyes action, but all we actually got was them fighting as kids? Well, it looks like the folks at Paramount learned their lesson. Or they're just getting ...

 
 
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COBRA Commander wants you

So the viral marketing for G.I. Joe: Retaliation is finally getting into gear. With this, they have launched “new members” to their military force at CobraSpecialForces.com, and have released a new video that mimics those U.S. ...

 
 
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New G.I. Joe Retaliation poster with more Channing Tatum

Remember G.I. Joe: Retaliation? No? It was supposed to release this past Summer, but got delayed due to the lack of 3DDDDDDDD and sexy dance man, Channing Tatum. The absence of both of those things also would have lost money for Paramount a...

 
 
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G.I. Joe delayed for more Tatum, tested poorly

From all that we've seen of G.I. Joe: Retaliation it looks like an action packed summer flick with ninjas fighting on cliff walls and The Rock blowing stuff up. It's hard to imagine that they could mess something like that up, but evidently...

 
 
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GI Joe: Retaliation getting gimmicky reshoots because 3D

Yesterday we brought you news of the ridiculous delay that GI Joe: Retaliation will be undergoing in order to be converted into 3D. Today, Dwayne Johnson tweeted some details about just how ridiculous the whole thing is. In response to...

 
 
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Ted takes GI Joe's release date, lunch money

When Paramount pulled G.I. Joe Retaliation from its June 29th release slot, it didn't count on one thing: Seth McFarlane. Universal has slipped right into the newly opened release date with the Mark Wahlberg-helmed Ted. G.I. Joe's...

 
 
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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

I know people like to pretend that the first G.I. Joe movie was terrible simply because it was based on G.I. Joe and dumb as dirt, but in reality it was pretty awesome. Good action, lots of explosions and ninjas. Most action movies st...

 
 
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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

The newest trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation is more of a teaser than it is a trailer, but amongst that awesome rendition of "Seven Nation Army" and explosions and ninjas and the like comes an amazing little nugget courtesy of Dwayne "The ...

 
 
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Trailer 2: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

When the Super Bowl is happening this weekend, Paramount will air a brand-new G.I. Joe: Retaliation trailer. It's possible that, like me, some of you don't really care about which football team got the most home runs, yet would still like ...

 
 
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Bruce Willis is old Joe in G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation

Among G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra's many faults was the fact that there wasn't any character named Joe in it, or so I thought. I never was into the gung-ho war bravado that the cartoon series espoused, and it was downright silly, so I ...

 
 
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First Look: Dwayne Johnson as Roadblock in G.I. Joe

The first G.I. Joe movie turned out to actually be a little bit fun. One of those guilty pleasures you pretend you hated, but really kind of want to watch again. So what could make a movie like that even more of a guilty pleasure? Dwayne Jo...

 
 
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G.I. Joe writers hired for movie about gargoyles

Screenwriters David Elliot and Paul Lovett have been hired by Disney to write a script for a live-action movie about vigilante gargoyles who fight crime and stuff. Probably. Elliot and Lovett also collaborated on the recent live-action G.I ...

 
 
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G.I. Joe 2 NOT presented in Real3D...or any sort of 3D

G.I. Joe 2 is not going to be in 3D. Let that percolate for a bit. In a world of senseless, useless 3D movies, the G.I. Joe sequel is not in 3D. As someone who really doesn't care for 3D (Alice in Wonderland left a tremendously bad first i...

 
 




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