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Flix for Short: The Office: An Unexpected Journey

Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey continues to thrive at the box office. While I had a lot of problems with the film's flabby storytelling, there was one thing about the movie that was perfect: Martin Freeman as Bilbo. Free...

 
 
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Trailer: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Here's the newest trailer for this December's The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, because the story of The Hobbit is so huge and epic and expansive that it needs three whole movies just to do it justice. This would be a good time to me...

 
 
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Two Hobbit stills show Andy Serkis in, out of Gollum

That sounded vaguely sexual. Don't much care. Here's two new shots from The Hobbit, presumably something in the first or second of three movies. We've got Andy Serkis in his mo-cap setup, and one of the finished product: Gollum. He's l...

 
 
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Brave co-director Mark Andrews talks about Pixar, anime

I saw Brave for the second time this weekend, and, despite some wonky pacing and the only slightly insufferable comic relief triplets, it remains a top tier Pixar movie.* The filmmakers at Pixar finally nutted up and made a film with ...

 
 
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The Hobbit in 48 fps looks like crap; I told you so

Now, this is where I'd usually gloat and jump up and down saying "HAHAHAHA! I TOLD YOU SO!" But I'm beyond that (and already did that this morning). During CinemaCon, Warner Bros. showcased some "beautiful" 48 fps footage of The Hobbit, whe...

 
 
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Have a bunch of Hobbit dwarves before the weekend

Err, rather, dwarves from The Hobbit. They're not some weird, unnatural mixed race or anything. I've proven time and again that Brave is better than The Hobbit, but Peter Jackson insists on making his stupid, smelly New Zeala...

 
 
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The tyranny of The Hobbit continues, pictorially speaking

Ugh, look at this ugly picture of some of the ugly, stupid dwarves from The Hobbit, which will not be as good as Brave. These are Nori, Ori, and Dori, three loyal brothers played by Jed Brophy, Adam Brown, and Mark Hadlow, respectively. All...

 
 




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