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These sexy Magic Mike XXL posters are giving me the vapors

You thought Magic Mike brought all the boys to the yard? Well, we haven't seen anything yet. Starring Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, Kevin Nash (lol), Adam Rodriguez, Jada Pinkett-Smith, and even Donald Glover (Childish Gambin...

 
 
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Review: Fifty Shades of Grey

I should start this review by being as frank as possible. I'm not really sure who this review is for. With Fifty Shades of Grey, you'll fall into either one of two camps. You're either planning to see it (or have already seen it) ...

 
 
 
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Newest trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey will see you now

So I had to find out about this teaser from my mom. Premiering during last night's Scandal on ABC, my mother felt the need to contact me to ask if I had any more info on it. While I don't want to see my mother that way (as I'm hoping a lot...

 
 
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Jamie Dornan won't go the full monty for Fifty Shades of Grey

Although I may not be one of the many folks eagerly anticipating Fifty Shades of Grey, the first trailer for the adaptation drew quite a bit of attention. Whether or not I agree with its use of Sado Masochism, I kind of have to admit I was ...

 
 
 
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First trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey

So, here we are. Although Fifty Shades of Grey will never be the movie you want (but if you wanted straight porn, it's out there already), I can promise this trailer at least captures the tone of your favorite romance/pornography series. S...

 
 
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Check out these slick Hunger Games propaganda posters

Although we've been particularly focused on another set of sequels lately, to remind everyone that The Hunger Games: Mockingjay- Part I releases later this year, we have a set of super slick propaganda posters featuring "The Heroes of Panem...

 
 
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Liz's 5 Hottest Movie Hunks of 2013

2013 had its fair share of hot ladies in the movies, but let us not, let us never, forget to celebrate the hot dudes the movies of 2013 blessed us with as well. From motorcycle misfits to vigilante justice cowboys to sentimental writers, th...

 
 
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This Fast & Furious 7 image is just the best thing

This image may not feature the things you'd expect from Fast & Furious (tanktops, fast cars, more tanktops), but it does have one thing: pure unstoppable manitude. Courtesy of Dwayne Johnson's Twitter (if you ever just want to stare at ...

 
 
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Second trailer for Divergent diverges from the norm

Awhile back I wrote an article claiming that Divergent was going to be "the next big teen thing." Ever since the Twilight Saga ended, there's been a notable void in the box office landscape for a romantic thriller for teens. You can argue ...

 
 
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Fifty Shades of Grey loses Charlie Hunnam, needs rewrites

Over the weekend, Universal's Fifty Shades of Grey motion picture (out August 2014 as of now) has been going through a few issues. First of all, Universal hired Patrick Marber to do some quick fine tuning of the script. Shortly thereafter, ...

 
 
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Review: Machete Kills

It's a miracle Machete Kills even exists. It's a sequel to a film originally based on a joke trailer before Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse. With that in mind, it was easy to forgive potential flaws in the first Mac...

 
 
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Charlie Hunnam is fifty shades of dreamy, Christian Grey

Presuming you haven't been living under a rock for the past few years, you've heard of EJ James' 50 Shades of Grey, the sexy Twilight fan-erotica that was Ctrl-F'd into original content for the masses. The movie, which has the ovarian demog...

 
 
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Review: Fast & Furious 6

The Fast and Furious series started from humble beginnings and has since grown into the behemoth of explosions, familial bonds, fast cars, and wild stunts folks have grown to love over the years. Before it races into the future with part se...

 
 
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First look and details of 300: Rise of an Empire

Now that Xerxes 300: Battle of Artemesia 299 300: Rise of an Empire is set to release this August, it's about time that we get our first look and plot details of the not quite sequel to 2006's blockbuster man meat parade, 300.  30...

 
 
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New Wolverine image is just like the others, shirtless

I'm noticing a pattern here. The Wolverine is all about reminding us of how sexy Hugh Jackman is. No seriously. From the very first veiny promo image, to the reveal of his bone claws, to the badass motion poster, each image has a shirtless ...

 
 
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Trailer: Pain & Gain

Ever since that first MURICA poster released some time ago, I have been extremely excited for Michael Bay's upcoming Pain & Gain. It almost seems like the kind of movie Bay is supposed to make. By the looks of the trailer, P&G seem...

 
 
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First image of The Wolverine has a veiny Hugh Jackman

Even if this first official promo image from the upcoming sequel/probably not sequel The Wolverine doesn't give away to much, it premieres two very important things, Hugh Jackman's bulgy, veiny, and sex-ay muscles and Hugh Jackman's bulgy, ...

 
 
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Major league dudemeat on display for Fast and Furious 6

Holy s**t guys, today's all about sexual charge. Here are your first two official stills from Fast and Furious 6, and one released set photo. Look at that. We've got Vin Diesel and Dwayne "The Rock" "Panty Dropper" Johnson man-ing up the pl...

 
 
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Sam Claflin is cast as Finnick Odair in Catching Fire

To go along with the recent glut of attractive actors added to the Hunger Games franchise, Sam Claflin of Snow White and the Huntsman fame is set to play Finnick Odair, District Four's trident chucking, super attractive, spee...

 
 
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Trailer: 10 Years

Since Channing Tatum is so hot right now, he's recently been getting roles that demand more out of him than just his glorious body. 10 Years has a group of friends meet up at their high school reunion. Channing Tatum plays Jake, ...

 
 
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Trailer: The Paperboy

While I'm a little disappointed this isn't an adaptation of the videogame Paperboy, it still looks pretty cool. Zac Efron plays a young journalist investigating the possibly-wrongful incarceration of a man (John Cusack, looking country-fri...

 
 
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The spectacular sexuality of Batman and Robin

Bat nipples. One of the most baffling things in the Batman film saga. They seem to be unnecessary, so why do they exist at all? In the world of Joel Schumacher’s Batman and Robin, sexuality and the confidence to wield that sexuality d...

 
 
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I no longer care who the villain of Star Trek 2 is

Previously, we thought a slip-up from Karl Urban was finally evidence that we could stop bally-hooing about wondering what villain Benedict Cumberbatch is going to play in the hotly-anticipated Star Trek sequel, which, as a side note, ...

 
 
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Magic Mike 2 is coming, says Channing Tatum

Magic Mike has made solid box office business, and it's quickly becoming a staple for the girl's night out, so it's not surprise a sequel may be on its way, according to Channing Tatum. Tatum claims "We’re working on the concept ...

 
 
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Michael Fassbender producing/starring in Assassin's Creed

We knew that Ubisoft had basically gone rouge with its big screen plans to make an Assassin's Creed film since they backed out of a deal with Sony to produce and decided to go it on their own. What we didn't know is that they'd be going aft...

 
 
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Schreiber, Moore, and Watson in talks to sexify Noah

Darren Aronofsky is easily one of my favorite directors, so Noah is easily one of my most anticipated films of 2014. We know that Russell Crowe will be playing the title character, and some other, less-interesting casting has been reve...

 
 
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Flixist is, ah, under new management, as they say

Hello there fellow, ah, Flixistentialists. Flixisticians? What exactly do you guys call yourselves? God, this is an awkward name. Anyway, hello, from your new publisher/editor in chief/CEO/head actor, Jeff Goldblum. Yes, you heard. I'm Jeff...

 
 
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Review: The Ides of March

The Ides of March tells us what we already know about politics: it's a dirty business, it’s not the best thing for the soul, and it’s no place for the naïve or innocent. These sorts of truths are self-evident, perhaps even ...

 
 
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Trailer: New Year's Eve

This is the second trailer for Gary Marshall's New Year's Eve. It is now longer and even more celebrity-filled! The spiritual successor to Marshall's Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve is another rom-com-y holiday movie. While this trailer ma...

 
 
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Trailer: Premium Rush

In Premium Rush, Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays a risk-taking NYC bike messenger, and appears to get wrapped up in a cross-town chase, all while doing sweet tricks on his fixie bike. It also looks like he gets hit by a lot of cars -- especiall...

 
 
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Watch these two new, seductive clips from Drive

First of all, so, how cute is Ryan Gosling? I mean really, it's just unfair. Anyway, two new clips of Nicolas Winding Refn's upcoming film Drive have surfaced on the internet. They both center around Gosling's relationship with Carey Mullig...

 
 
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Saldana, Wilde and Cooper star in sexy plagiarism film

I know what you’re thinking, and yes, “sexy plagiarism film” is an oxymoron of sorts. Moving on.  /Film reports that The Words will contain a dangerous amount of sexy for a film about “a successful writer who ...

 
 




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Justice League"Super, man?"

 

Inhumans (Season 1)"How did this happen?"

 

Murder on the Orient Express"Starring Kenneth Branagh, directed by Kenneth Branagh, produced by..."

 

Stranger Things 2 "Less of a killer thriller"

 

Thor: Ragnarok"♫ On we sweep with threshing oar / Our only goal will be the western shore / Ah-ah, ah! ♫"

 

Last Flag Flying"Richard Linklater standing at attention, but not at ease or at rest"

 

A Bad Moms Christmas"Moms are trouble"

 

Lady Bird"Fly, birdy, fly"

 

Blade of the Immortal"If you came here for Wesley Snipes, look elsewhere"

 

Suburbicon"Suburbicant get it right"

 

Jigsaw"Gettin' jiggy wit it"

 

The Square"The square is the ideal, the world is rectangles and trapezoids"

 

The Snowman"When you try your best but you don't succeed"

 

Wonderstruck"When the might of artifice meets the disappointing limitations of realism"

 

The Foreigner"Jackie Chan has a certain set of skills, too"

 

The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)"Damaged people, decent people, dysfunctional families"

 

The Mountain Between Us"Why didn't they eat the dog?"

 

My Little Pony: The Movie"Straight to the glue factory"

 

Blade Runner 2049"Does Hollywood dream of electric reboots?"

 

Cult of Chucky"Don't cults require followers?"

 

NYFF Zama"Strange and without category, Lucrecia Martel's return to filmmaking is the best and most idiosyncratic movie of 2017"

 

Jeepers Creepers 3"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

 

Battle of the Sexes"A back and forth volley never settling on a tone"

 

NYFF Thelma"Everything you need and more"