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Netflix's second season of Punisher will land in January

The writing is on the wall for the Netflix's Marvel shows, but that doesn't mean that the ones that were in production before the great culling began won't be coming out. Both Punisher and Jessica Jones still have seasons coming,...

 
 
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Wonder Woman 1984 release delayed to 2020

The only film in what I adamantly do not call the "DC Extended Universe" (although I guess I just did) that people universally like is Wonder Woman, but it appears that the sequel Wonder Woman 1984 will take a bit longer to r...

 
 
 
 
 
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Kingsman 3 is officially happening, release date announced

The first Kingsman was a fresh smack in the face to James Bond films. Taking everything that was fantastic about the comic book and reflecting it on screen in smart and creative ways that highlighted Matthew Vaughn's screenplay an...

 
 
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I didn't see Daredevil Season 3 coming so quickly

All of the new seasons of Netflix's Marvel shows have just crept up on me from out of nowhere. I had no idea Luke Cage (Season Two) even aired and now we're already talking about Iron Fist (Season Two) and how it has improved on the first s...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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The LEGO Movie sequel gets release date and name

When The LEGO Movie came out everyone was rolling their eyes at it and thinking it would suck as a weird attempt at a cash grab for kids. Well, everybody who hadn't played a LEGO video game, that is. Anyone who had was already awa...

 
 
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X-Men: Dark Phoenix, The New Mutants pushed back by Fox

We don't blame you if you've totally forgotten about the upcoming X-Men films. With Marvel Studios dominating the field with the upcoming Avengers: Infinity War, and Fox's own Deadpool 2 upstaging its parent franchise, X-Men: Dark Phoenix a...

 
 
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Avengers: Infinity War releasing in theaters on April 27

Well, that was unexpected. Coming out of the critical and financial success of Black Panther, Marvel Studios announced through Twitter today that their next film, the gargantuan crossover film Avengers: Infinity War, will release on April 2...

 
 
 
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Transformers 6 is no longer on Paramount's schedule

The real world may be heading towards Armageddon, but at least we may be spared of another fictional Armageddon from Michael Bay. Per CinemaBlend, a sixth Transformers film, originally scheduled to assault our eyes and ears (and potentially...

 
 
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Sharknado 6 will have time travel

Sharknado is an annual franchise that, in its heart of hearts, seeks to answer one nagging question: How do you jump the shark when the sharks can fly? Given the synopsis for the Syfy's upcoming Sharknado 6, I'd say they're trying their dam...

 
 
 
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'John Wick: Chapter Three' just got a release date

In an era of derivative, bland action movies, the John Wick series has been fighting against the tide with excellent fights, and minimal BS. While the second film was less well received than the series first outing, John Wick: Chapter ...

 
 
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Star Wars IX has a new release date in winter

With the news this morning that JJ Abrams would be writing and directing Star Wars Episode IX it probably won't come to anyone as much of a surprise that the movie has now been delayed. The film was originally scheduled for a summer re...

 
 
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Wonder Woman 2 release date confirmed

In a sneaky press release on Tuesday evening DC executives confirmed that Wonder Woman 2 is slated for release on December 13th, 2019. They also confirmed what everyone already knew, that Gal Gadot was coming back for the lead role. Still n...

 
 
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Charlie Sheen's 9/11 movie will actually be released

I'm not sure if this is hilarious or offensive or something else entirely, but a Charlie Sheen led film about 9/11 is coming out. The sheer idea of Sheen in any movie that isn't a satirical commentary on the man's own existence is pretty ab...

 
 
 
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'Ricky and Morty' Season 3 drops July 30th, new trailer out

Let's wind the clock back for just a moment. It's 2015. You're watching the Season 2 finale of Rick and Morty. There's a big cliffhanger that sets up the next season, and all of the sudden, you're face to face with an old friend, Mr. Poopy ...

 
 
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Madea Halloween getting a sequel

Word from Deadline is that Boo! A Madea Halloween is getting a sequel called Boo 2! A Madea Halloween. That's probably the most awkward movie title ever, and may not even be factually correct since every Madea film is a seque...

 
 
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Masters of the Universe finally gets release date

Sony has been teasing us with a He-Man and the Master of the Universe Movie for years now, but I always thought it was one of those things that was never going to happen. I mean, is anyone really chomping at the bit for 80s cartoon rem...

 
 
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Star Wars: Episode IX and Indiana Jones 5 get release dates

Two massive release dates landed yesterday. The first you knew was coming and isn't much of a surprise: Star Wars: Episode IX will release on May 24, 2019. With the last two Star Wars films hitting in the holiday season we wondere...

 
 
 
 
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How to Train Your Dragon 3 delayed yet again

Remember when we were all supposed to have already seen How to Train Your Dragon 3 in June of this year? Yea, that didn't happen. Then we were supposed to get in sometime in 2017. Then 2018. Now, and hopefully finally, the movie has be...

 
 
 
 
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50 Shades of Grey sequels land release dates

We did not like 50 Shades of Grey, but sadly our entirely correct opinion of the film didn't mean it flopped. It instead went on to make a lot of money and so the sequels are a go. Variety reports that the series will stick with its Valenti...

 
 
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Next couple of LEGO movies get new release dates

If you were hankerin' for more LEGO movies, we're getting a huge chunk of them all at once. Since WB's first big animated effort (for its smaller affiliate group), The LEGO Movie, did so well in theaters, we're not only getting a sequel to ...

 
 
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Human Centipede 3 gets release date and plot synopsis

When the first Human Centipede, a terrible experiment of a film that gave us new levels of disgusting, released, who would've guessed we'd be talking about a third film five years later? No one. No one could've possibly guessed. Well, now&n...

 
 
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Smurfs reboot gets a release date

I know what you're asking yourself, and yes, the Smurfs are getting another movie and despite the fact that the whole premise was actually making a ton of money Sony has decided to reboot the series. They'll be releasing the reboot on March...

 
 
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Disney confirms Star Wars trilogy's release years

In case you were wondering when we were getting more Star Wars after Force Awakens takes over the decade, we're getting at least one a year so far. After Episode VII releases at the end of this year, and the first spin-off in 2016, Disney C...

 
 
 
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Paramount reveals new horror movie release slate

You know how we get like a billion horror sequels? Here are some release dates for a few of them including the Friday the 13th reboot, The Ring reboot, now titled Rings (sure okay), and Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (HAHAHAHAHA)....

 
 




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Mowgli"Uncanny jungle valley"

 

Anna and the Apocalypse"We've reached uber niche!"

 

The Favourite"Probably not a pun, but it should be--it's my favorite"

 

Ralph Breaks the Internet"The deepest piece of media that also has the floss dance"

 

Creed II"Creed : Creed II :: Rocky : Rocky II"

 

Robin Hood"For the last time, arrows are not bullets"

 

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindewald "Doesn't break the mold, just dusts it off for more"

 

Instant Family"I'm not crying! You're crying!"

 

Widows"Viola Davis = fire"

 

They Shall Not Grow Old"Every bit as remarkable as expected"

 

The Long Dumb Road"Not quite long and only a little dumb"

 

Overlord"Cloverlord"

 

The Girl in the Spider's Web"Great 'Girl,' lame 'Spider's Web'"

 

The Grinch"Stink, Stank, Stunk"

 

The Other Side of the Wind"Orson Welles' "final" film is an angry, sloppy, salvaged ego trip"

 

Bohemian Rhapsody"Traveling at the speed of light"

 

The Great Buster"Proof that silent movies never get old"

 

Monster Party"Cause the party don't stop until -- wait, it does stop."

 

Mid90s"A pretty good coming-of-age movie that you've probably seen before"

 

Castlevania (Season 2)"Let us go out this night for exposition"

 

Johnny English Strikes Again"Atkinson is a load-bearing actor"

 

All Creatures Here Below" And the Most Disturbing Movie goes to..."

 

Suspiria"An arthouse overhaul of Dario Argento's 1977 classic that will enrage and alienate audiences (but I liked it... I think?)"

 
 
 
 
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