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Review: Olympus Has Fallen

If you were under the impression that Olympus Has Fallen was going to be anything but idiotic then you clearly did not see the trailer in which an airplane crashes into the Washington Monument. Heading into this film with any hope of t...

 
 
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WB interested in Casablanca 2, incites global facepalming

A long-standing joke about creatively soulless Hollywood executives has a young buck standing up and proposing a sequel to the 1942 Humphrey Bogart/Ingrid Bergman classic, Casablanca. Inevitably, that joke is now threatening to come true, w...

 
 
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Sony planning a console wars movie, not biased at all

Sony are reportedly planning a movie based around the video game console wars, which have mostly consisted of one multinational corporation shouting "My grafiks is bettar than ur grafiks lol" at one another across six year intervals. Thrill...

 
 
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GI Joe: Retaliation getting gimmicky reshoots because 3D

Yesterday we brought you news of the ridiculous delay that GI Joe: Retaliation will be undergoing in order to be converted into 3D. Today, Dwayne Johnson tweeted some details about just how ridiculous the whole thing is. In response to...

 
 
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Silly hipsters, deer hunting is for Robert DeNiro

On a nice day in a nice hipster farm house, all the hipsters were gathered together doing hipster yoga. They noticed a herd of deer in a nearby field, and decided to add in a deer hunt in between downward dogs. They were, after all, in the ...

 
 
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Dreamworks may adapt Need for Speed into a movie

It's time for another chapter of "How to Option IPs Based on Brand Value Alone." Past chapters have included properties like The Sims, a videogame about simulating boring everyday life, and Battleship, a simplistic board game that is now so...

 
 
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Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer to be adapted with extra stupid

Winner of stupidest idea of the week - but not the month because of this and this, or the year because of this - goes to Paramount, who are considering putting Mark Twain's beloved Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn in a new movie, only as adu...

 
 




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Black Christmas"Paint it black and SHUT THIS DOWN"

 

Dark Waters"The Incredible Hulk vs Systemic Pollution"

 

Daniel Isn't Real"Daniel is real good"

 

Runaways (Season 3)"Not much running in this one"

 

Red Handed"Snake dancin' and kidnappin'"

 

Queen & Slim"Ride or die"

 

The Good Liar"Liar, liar"

 

White Snake"This one won't fit in your boot!"

 

21 Bridges"We've crossed this one before"

 

Varda by Agnes"A life's work, a final chat"

 

Away"Shhh..."

 

Harley Quinn (Season 1)"No subheading I think of will be as funny as this show"

 

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood"A perfectly pleasant neighbor"

 

The Dwelling"The bed that doesn't eat"

 

Frozen 2"Thawing"

 

Ford v Ferrari"Car Wars"

 

10 Minutes Gone"Regrettably forgettable"

 

Recap: The Mandalorian (Season 1, Episode 1)"Star Wars, but with more shooting"

 

The Shed"It's actually about the vampire inside the shed"