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New The To Do List clip and images have pineapple juice

In this new clip for The To Do List (formerly, and more awesomely, known as The Hand Job), Aubrey Plaza does stuff to a Popsicle and promises to do other things as long as some gentlemen drink some pineapple juice (for very sexual reasons)...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 01 - Boners

Here it is folks ... the first episode of Flixistentialism. After many issues with getting the recording to work properly and the ongoing struggle of dealing with Skype's sound quality, the dejected crew consisting of Andres Bolivar, Liz Ru...

 
 
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Trailer: The To Do List

Over a year ago, there was a little movie being developed called The Hand Job staring Aubrey Plaza that I was extremely psyched for. Was I excited because of the association between Aubrey Plaza and the word "hand job"? Absolutel...

 
 
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Review: The Babymakers

A little bit of preamble if you will:I like Mark Brendanawicz Paul Schneider. Sure he disappeared after two seasons of Parks & Recreation, but his short time there was enjoyable. I also like Olivia Munn because ... well ... she's v...

 
 
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Nurse 3D poster showcases love of nipples, breastfeeding

Little more than a year ago, we brought you concept art from an upcoming motion picture Nurse 3D. The art? Nothing more than a photo of naked Paz de la Huerta covered in blood. You know ... candid shot in the life of the nakedest woman to h...

 
 
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Trailer: Magic Mike (Red Band)

I hope you like massive chaffing, for you are about to masturbate with the fury of 1000 suns due to the red band trailer for Magic Mike. Let us collectively pleasure ourselves as we press that play button and reconvene after we've reached.....

 
 
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Fox and Saldana to star in heist film, threaten boners

Paramount Pictures recently acquired the rights to a action/heist script called Swindle. Is it because of the strong lack of heist films? The involvement of Moneyball producer Michael DeLuca? Might be, but I have a strong inkling that it ha...

 
 
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Bradley Cooper is sexy as words in poster for The Words

Godamnit -- even as ASCII art the man pulls off handsome. F*%k him for being everything I'm not. Now that that's out of the way -- Last we heard of The Words, there was the bit of news that the film would somehow contain dangerous amount of...

 
 
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Trailer: The Dark Knight Rises

It's...it's just so damn awesome. I heartily recommend going to Apple Trailers to download it in fabulous HD. We're almost at the end of Christopher Nolan's amazing run of Batman films, and The Dark Knight Rises is looking to be a wor...

 
 
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The final Blood and Ice Cream film could shoot next year

Even if you don't know what the Blood and Ice Cream (or Three Flavours Cornetto) trilogy is, you know what they are. It's the official name for the "trilogy" of films planned by Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost, the first two being ...

 
 
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Sweet n' sassy movie princess tattoo-style illustrations

Chicago-based artist Tim Shumate has created these colorful, tattoo-style illustrations for several Disney princesses as well as a few notable other movie princesses and femme fatales. His subjects range from Belle and Snow White to Sally f...

 
 
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Alice Eve to beam up for Star Trek sequel

Up until now, I never knew actress Alice Eve's name. To me, she was the pair of boobs that spoke the Queen's English and kept me interested in She's Out of My League and Entourage. Despite having a porn name (c'mon, Alice Eve?), the en...

 
 
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Ryan Gosling pancake makes me question myself

I'm in a bit of a dilemma here. Much like Ron Swanson, I am obsessed with breakfast foods. At the same time, with the recent string of phenomenal performances, I am slightly gay for Ryan Gosling. Luckily for me, these two never intertwined ...

 
 
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Is Amanda Seyfried doing porn?

With two Linda Lovelace biopics in production and a slew of Hollywood starlets circling the role, we may be able to finally rest knowing that both films have found their Linda. With Malin Ackerman replacing Lindsay Lohan in&...

 
 
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Trailer: Piranha 3DD (Scream Awards Teaser)

  The Spike Scream Awards (like any form of awards ceremony on cable) are a useless showcase of contemporary pop culture icons and the latest wares the studios are pimping out. Between Kim Kardashian blankly reading from a p...

 
 
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Captain America writer wants Peter Dinklage as M.O.D.O.K.

This may be my favorite news item of the day. There's a lot of talk about whether or not the eventual Captain America sequel will be set in modern times (read Glenn's How to Do It on that subject) or have it set still in World War 2, i...

 
 
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Flixist Movie Club: M-cast: Cereal Killer

Jesus, Flixist Movie Club is just flying off the rails. This show's, what, just over an hour long? I think we talk about Fritz Lang's M, the subject of tonight's show, for maybe, maybe half an hour. More like twenty minutes. We mo...

 
 
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Trailer: Hysteria

I always wondered what it was like for doctors during the times when people actually believed in "female hysteria." Did they suit up for work every day, sighing, dreading their upcoming eight to twelve hours of finger-banging unruly ladies...

 
 
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Update: Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in Dark Knight Rises

Update: Now one more image has popped up. A piece of art showing off the full outfit. I actually like it better in the concept than in the photos. Update 2: The picture added in earlier, with the full outfit on the black background, is...

 
 
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Rosario Dawson and Vincent Cassel to join Boyle's Trance

We here at Flixist love all things Danny Boyle, namely because he shouted out Flixist much like one would send love to Big Poppa. In turn, we're very excited to hear any kind of news involving Trance, Boyle's heist film that is said to retu...

 
 
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Trailer: A Good Old Fashioned Orgy

Have you ever thought to yourself "Man, when is Hollywood going to tackle the subject of polygamy, infidelity, casual sex and sword crossing (hehe) all in a humorous manner"? No? Yea, me neither. Still, Jason Sudekis and friends hope to ta...

 
 
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Emma Watson cast in del Toro's Beauty and the Beast

According to Hollywood producer Denise Di Novi, Emma Watson has been cast to star in Guillermo del Toro's new Beauty and the Beast adaption. Though probably not as the Beast, as one might expect. At this time details on how del Toro plans t...

 
 
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Rhys Ifans linked with Bond 23

With filming for Bond 23 set to start in November according to Dame Judi Dench, casting rumours are becoming more substantial and consistent in the names linked with the movie. Javier Bardem and Ralph Fiennes are being repeatedly tied into ...

 
 
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The Dark Knight Rises teaser isn't coming until Monday

I know this is one all of you are looking forward to, so I thought you'd appreciate the news. According to The Film Stage, Warner Brothers is waiting until the July 18th, as it's the three year anniversary of The Dark Knight's theatrical re...

 
 
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Paz de la Huerta will star in Nurse 3D, as will her boobs

Lionsgate and V Magazine has just released the concept art for the upcoming horror film Nurse 3D starring the ever so constantly naked, Paz de la Huerta. Pictured in the concept art is Paz de la Huerta, nude (yet again) and covered in blood...

 
 
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Party Down movie may happen, I may die

Guys! Did you ever watch Party Down? You didn't? Shame on you. Go watch both seasons of it on Netflix and come back to me when you're done. I'll wait. For the rest of us good people who watched the show, this news will make your day. A...

 
 
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Review: Christopher and His Kind

[This week, Jenika and Alex are covering select films from the Los Angeles Film Festival. For complete coverage of the festival, make sure to check out the page for the tag "Los Angeles Film Festival." Keep watching throughout the week a...

 
 
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Benedict Cumberbatch to make Smaug way sexy

I feel a little weird describing a dragon as "sexy," but Benedict Cumberbatch demands such descriptions. Martin Freeman and Sir Ian McKellen previously let slip that the actor would be involved with The Hobbit, but it was just recently reve...

 
 
 
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Set photo from American Reunion is nostalgiarific

I don't know if you guys have heard, but they're making another American Pie movie. Dubbed American Reunion, it's set to hit theaters April 6th, 2012. Filming has apparently begun, and the watchful eyes over at Collider spotted a few s...

 
 
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Olivia Munn wants a baby inside her

Olivia Munn will be starring alongside Paul Schneider in the upcoming Broken Lizard film, The Baby Makers. The story follows a man who learns he can't make babies the fun way, and decides to rob a sperm bank. Munn's role has not been releas...

 
 
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Alison Brie. Lizzy Caplan. Together. Oh My.

I apologise for the header photo to any men with plans on standing up in the next hour or so. But Hollywood evidently has a new plan for attracting male viewers to rom-coms: teaming up the trouser-destroying behemoth of hotness that is Alis...

 
 
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Saldana, Wilde and Cooper star in sexy plagiarism film

I know what you’re thinking, and yes, “sexy plagiarism film” is an oxymoron of sorts. Moving on.  /Film reports that The Words will contain a dangerous amount of sexy for a film about “a successful writer who ...

 
 
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Some Like It Hot presents the women and men of X-Men

Some Like It Hot shines a light on the men and women of film who have captured our hearts, and oftentimes, our libidos. It celebrates the cinematic sirens and strongmen of the silver screen that give us the vapors, tug on our heartstring...

 
 
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Jennifer Lawrence is very blue and very nude

There it is ... a picture of Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique, naked as the day she was born. We have now saved most of you the trouble of purchasing a movie ticket. Head to the gallery for blue bewbage in all its high res glory. You're welcom...

 
 
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Shannon Elizabeth will attend American Reunion

Good news for those who refuse to watch the upcoming American Pie sequel due to Shannon Elizabeth’s absence (all three of you). Variety reports that Shannon Elizabeth, who played the titular (hehe) Nadia in the original, has signed on...

 
 
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Rashida Jones and Emma Roberts to be adorable co-stars

Parks & Recreation's Rashida Jones has joined forces with Emma Roberts to make The Most Adorable Movie Ever Made, officially titled Celeste And Jesse Forever. The plot will revolve around a couple trying to stay friends in the midst of ...

 
 
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Trailer: The Muppets

We've shown you pictures from the set. We've shown you the...interesting poster. Now, we've got the very first trailer for The Muppets, and it makes me SO SO HAPPY. It takes a little bit for the actual Muppets to show up in this trailer, b...

 
 
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James Franco and Heather Graham to be in porn movie

Okay, I misled you a little bit, but there are still two very attractive actors in a movie about porn. Cherry is an upcoming indie film about an eighteen-year-old girl who moves to San Francisco and gets into the porn industry. I always tho...

 
 
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American Pie 4 release date, plot, & topless casting call

A few months ago we brought you news that a fourth official American Pie movie was in the works for the big screen, and that Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott, and Eugene Levy had already agreed to do American Reunion. Since then, Thomas Ian...

 
 




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